You fuckers say meeting your family on Thanksgiving is hard, you haven't seen shit.
>Be me
>20, still live with parents
>Have ARFID(Google it, TL;DR can only eat weird shit without panicking)
>Family comes over
>Constantly rags on me for it
>Doesn't help that I'm shit in social situations
>At dinner table
>Everyone else is eating turkey and shit
>Eating cereal(without milk)
>Everyone tries not to stare at me
And I'll be doing it all again for my brother's birthday next week.
If any robots want to come on down to Ohio and kill me, that'd be great.
Just eat normal food you little bitch. The problem is your mom didn't beat your ass the first time you refused to eat. Now you think you have some special snowflake disease when in reality you're just a fucking picky eater. Yes I'm mad
Why don't you just fucking eat it?
>>24549932
>>24549879
Sure, and why not tell the depressed person to just lighten up? Or the person that's bad at talking to girls to just be confident?
>apparently there's a black exchange student from Senegal in my gf's dorm
>been there since the beginning of the new course but she has just told me
>black people are extremely rare here so the whole thing is quite exotic
>somehow the word spread that he has a huge dick
>according to my gf, many girls in the dorm have wanted to (and some have) fuck him
>she said this as if it was...
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>Fortunately she said she is one of the few not attracted to him so I'm in the clear.
She lied. Oh well, look on the bright side. Maybe you will enjoy being a kek.
>>24549774
This desu senpai
You're now a kek to some nigger because you couldn't leash your bitch
Have fun
>>24549774
>>24549804
She's not that kind of girl.
The first time you truly fall in love, will be the most powerful and overwhelming time you will experience love. Why you ask? Becuase every experience grows dull over time. And becuase you can only experience things for the first time once.
What I mean by this is because once you have that memory of falling in love for the first time, nothing can replace it, it will always be first. You will always compare your later experiences to that first experience. And it won't compare, it can't compare.
Becuase now you realize love isn't as permanent as you...
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I remember the day I fell in love. It's easy to remember one day. Standing in mandatory art class, seventh grade. I remember that it was third period, and that I was fourteen. I remember the two people standing next to me, the color of their hair, the shoes that they wore. I remember the teachers name, and what she had for lunch that day. I remember I how I felt, and how I'd never feel the same.
I remember you walking through the door, and how I didn't even know your name. I remember the way you did your hair. The way you did your nails. I remember listening...
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what kind of teeny booper shit is this. OP you need to stop writing this nonsense. like you grew up in a disney movie.
My personal experience proves that this is not the case.
I'd rather be a normie than a NEET
Yes i would
If i could
Id surely would
Id rather talk to people and spend time with my friends
Yes i would
If i had friends
Id surely would
In my home id rather be here
Like the faggot i am
A man kills himself today
He gives the word its saddest sound
Its saddest sound
Id rather be her rug then be a neet
Yes i would
If i could
I surely would
Id rather feel her feet on my skin
Yes i would
If i only could
You okay there bud?
Hello neetbux my old friend
It's good to spend you all again
bought some vidya and a takeaway
ate it then I browsed 4chan all day
and the kek threads and the trap threads rot my brain
But I remain
Trapped here on the chons in silence
>>24549701
y-yeah im,ok thanks for asking.
What do the robots think of kissing hands? My girlfriend is Ukrainian and her whole family kisses her mother's and father's hands (as I was expected to), and her mother kisses her father's hand (she and the daughter even knelt). I asked her about it, and she said it's about reverence, and if we get married, she'd kiss my hand for greeting as well. I don't think that's even a normal practice in the Ukraine, I guess they're just really conservative.
Anyway, is it weird? it kinda weirds me out. or just another culture?
>>24549489
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU
>>24549543
What did I do, exactly? Or are you just memeing?
I've heard of this before, apparently you're supposed to take your fedora off first.
I just want a gf to cuddle with in bed, I don't even give a fuck about sex.
How much does it cost to hire one of those "cuddle gfs"?
iktf
I don't even care about sex anymore. I've gone so long without it, I've adapted.
I just want affection and companionship.
just get a dog
Seriously, why is it so hard?
>You are now your middle school self again
>You possess your current knowledge
What do you do?
>>24548917
brand the letters ' do not resuscitate ' across my chest
>>24548917
save my self a couple years and just kill myself then
Make more of an effort to impress that white Brazilian girl.
>tfw no intellectual gf to discuss art and philosophy with
>>24548904
They're all too stupid tbhwy
>>24548925
>you must be intelligent to be able to discuss art & philosophy
Who's your favorite philosopher OP?
I'm a girl by the way.
>he considers himself an atheist
>he still believes in the "invisible hand of the free market"
>>24548843
Ah fuck off
>>24548843
The market is always free.
No single person could ever have complete control.
>>24548843
redflags for "girls"
>she has a dick
>she posts anime reaction images
helo again friends,
today was very unpleasant, it is harder and harder to keep living
i am very sad and my loneliness feels crushing, i wish it will all stop
now i'm going to sleep, maybe things will change after a night's sleep, maybe i will have new powers tomorrow, probably not...
i will check this topic only after i wake up, my friends, i made this thread and each and every message will be a gift for me and i will go to sleep now with some excitement and with a reason to wake up again: to see some messages from my only friends
please write something...
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>>24548784
I hope you go peacefully in your sleep tonight, robot.
Out of mercy
>>24548784
i know you've got it in you, anon
good luck
Stay strong anon. You're not alone
>fembots thread
>300 replies every time
>>24548748
why do people do this
>probably just a bored dude
>possibly an ugly trap
>likelihood of a fembot on 4chan living close enough to fuck is stupidly low
There's always dozens of desperate ass dudes willing to given even most likely fake "women" loads of attention, I'm not sure why that is
So is this a fembot feels thread or not?
>tfw I spent literally 3 days cooking delicious food from scratch to bring to thanksgiving
>I dont want to be lonely anymore
>>24548690
>nobody even responds to my posts on r9k
>>24548690
I know how you feel, OP.
Maybe we'll find someone or something to make us not feel like this.
>>24548690
You know how I got my current gf even though I was being actually myself? (a depressed, lonely and kind of mentally fucked up faggot)
I made a fake profile on tinder with some male model guy.
After I picked a girl who seemed actually nice, I talked with her everyday for a few months. Several hours at a time. You could say we were very very close.
The good thing was, I could tell her all my problems and shit. It didn't matter because of (what she thought) I looked like. You know, because only looks...
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Is fapping to tentacle rape degenerate?
no, but I'm into tentacle on futa which is definitely degenerate
What's the best place to find actual filmed rapes? I recall fapping to them years ago on gore sites but it seems they've all but been purged.
>>24548671
It's degenerate to fap at things being fucked not by you imo, it's a form of keking self
ITT: Post music that makes you feel happy, even for a slight minute or two.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPkN8KIarf4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g9hwjQBQFIo
Nujabes is a god
>>24548397
Ladytron - Black Cat
Because i can't understand it mostly, plus i like the sound.
>>24548484
N U J A B E S
(Not a) daily reminder that you've got a case of alexithymia and it's nothing severe, you're just too lazy to face the fact you fucked up and indulge in poorest forms of coping with your grief. Buckle up and stop giving a shit about others or continue to lie on your drool in a room full of piss bottles. If you can't do anything to change yourself for others, mind your own business and you might even be fortunate enough to make it, if you don't, that's fine since you value time for yourself more than dealing with normans or something, right?
All...
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It's fine to ignore this thread, I'll let it die with this bump.
>alexithymia
Its like it was named after me goddamn
I guess I do have that...
>>24549126
ill bump for you friendo because you seem like you put a lot of thought into this post