Who /wasted potential/ here?
I have the perfect 7 inch cock but a fucked up face, acne, being skinny, and inability to be social are preventing me from any sex.
At the very least masturbation is enjoyable
>>29662192
do your board a national deed and get a vasectomy so you wont spawn another fucking chad when you finally get a gf. im being serious here
>>29662267
I don't have any favorable genes to pass on other than height (6'3")
Everything else is pretty shitty
>>29662192
Same here anon. I could have actually made it in life if my face didn't get so fucked up.
who else /raised to be beta/?
>>29662172
literally just you
sorry man
I'm Indian, so it was over for me before it even began.
>Mom smoked and drank while she was pregnant with me
>Was underweight until I left school and got a job to buy more food
It's like my parents really wanted to fuck me up. Well, it's more likely that they just didn't care. I was a mistake.
Is anybody else here really gullible?
I honestly can't tell when I'm being lied to or someone is being sarcastic. I trust people way too easily and am easily deceived.
It has nothing to do with living a sheltered life either since I've been living independently for a decade and generally have much more life experience than the average robot. Have been homeless and lived different countries etc...
I have a really jaded outlook of people and am really distrustful yet I am still can't sense people's malicious intentions.
>>29662089
Yeah, sort of. I have trouble sensing the intentions of people also. I don't have as much experience as you do desu, so maybe it'll get better.
I wouldn't call myself gullible. If anything I'm a bit paranoid. But it doesn't even really help; people can lie to me easily and I can't always just distrust everyone...
Sometimes people are just messing with me a little bit and I get their "WTH, he fell for it?" reaction afterward. It truly sucks.
It's cause you guys are autistic
>>29662261
>It's cause you guys are autistic
Yeah no shit senpai.
Let's have a thread for Tara the Android.
She's so fucking sexy
I want to make her feel fantastic
You can't make her feel fantastic
She already feels fantastic
>>29662042
I'll make her feel even more fantastic
>>29662032
>>29662060
hmmmmmm
organelle
I HAVE A FUCKING (hypothetical) DEAD HOOKER IN MY HOUSE. HOW THE FUCK DO I GET RID OF THE BODY?
HELP HELP HELP
>>29662006
Even if troll, this is not the best idea to be posting this
>>29662006
how did she die?
>>29662034
this
>>29662006
OP I hope this is troll or your hiding behind several proxys. What happened?
Why do nomies pretend that being 'alone' is them not going out with their friends for a week. Or even just 'only' have a couple of friends.
They really have no self-awareness.
>>29661976
They like to pretend they have real mental fortitude, because deep down they know that if they experienced real isolation they would end up like us robots.
>>29661976
They're disgusting.
"I never do anything I just stay at home and watch netflix teehee am I a special snowflake yet?"
*has tons of friends and goes out regularly*
"Omg I'm soooo forever alone xD teehee teehee"
*has actually had relationships and will most likely have more in the future*
There's more, hopefully the other anons will chime in.
>>29662027
No, they would kill themselves because they can't deal with it. Being a robot is something you're born to be.
Most of the suicides here are by failed normies.
How is the job search going?
>>29661959
Nothing in my town. I could probably find a menial work. But I don't want to work 10 hours a day to make $300 a month.
Third world = best world.
>>29661959
I just did my first week of temp work
$15/hour data entry. I want to fucking die.
Have a job interview for staples tomorrow, I'm nervous as fuck
List your most abnormal/autistic qualities or habits. I'll start.
>Can play vanilla console Minecraft for hours at a time every day and enjoy it
>Have extremely good hearing and unable to tune things out at all. I have to wear earplugs at night or the chatting next door keeps me up
>Extremely sensitive sense of smell, cannot eat most Asian foods (especially Thai and Indian) because the smell makes me feel physically ill.
>Listen almost exclusively...
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>>29661915
anyone wants a comp?
>>29661915
>severe inferiority complex (somewhat justified)
>using linux (LMDE)
>keep having moderate panic attacks when around people (today I almost passed out because other students started clapping loudly out of fucking nowhere)
>having fictional interviews about politics in my head
>withdrawn from life in general
>>29661915
>Wear camo pants with black everything.
>pick out the skin around my nails and lip crud (when I'm sick and dehydrated) constantly
>sometimes pull the longest nose hairs off my nose for no reason
>20 year old virgin
>finally ask a 6/10 girl out
>she comes to my place
>she wants to watch a movie
>I say which one
>she wants to browse Netflix
>I tell her I don't use Netflix but I can play any movie she wants
>She wants to see some original Netflix drama about some crippled kid or whatever
>I...
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co0l story bro
>I go to her mouth and I pull out the D
ftfy
it's too late though
>>29661913
Christ
Subdivision
How do I stop caring what people think?
>majority of life putting others happiness before mine
>will always be judged as selfish for wanting to die
Am I wrong for not accepting there is no winning?
where did u get this #rare crispy
>>29661749
There's no victories but the ones you make up yourself. You base your judgement and emotions too much on other people and don't really have an identity for yourself, which is why you'll care about other people.
Learn to be an individual and care about your own interests.
>>29661762
please answer this question
>bf broke up with me because he couldn't make me cum
I'm fucking devastated. What can I tell him to convince him it doesn't matter and I just love being with him? I tried explaining I love him and there is more to sex then just orgasms, but he called me a liar and said I would just cheat on him later on. He's the only guy I've been with and thought we would end up together forever.
He's a pretty much a robot, but we've managed to somehow meet and date.
How can I convince him to take me back?
>>29661726
>he couldn't make me cum
Why not, normie? Can't you stop thinking of Chad while you're with him?
>>29661726
>I would just cheat on him later on
He's not wrong though.
>>29661726
Again why the fuck do people come to r9k for relationship advice!?! I've Sid this like 5 gid damn times today. Stop asking a bunch of autistic neets how to sort your personal lives out you fucking retards...
>tfw you lurk the transgirl general on /lgbt/ to get Intel on cute tranny girls and how they think and what they like
Any other robots do this
>>29661701
I went there once upon at time, never again.
I suppose I have nothing to contribute to your thread other than to say if your intent is to court a transgendered individual, that seems like a reasonable place to begin.
>>29662039
a*
Goddamned auto-text.
>mfw you unironically stalk one of the trannies there
what have I done with my life
I just installed Tinder
Give me some advice&tips to meet qts in my area, robots
1. Be good looking.
2. Have money.
1. Have money
2. Be good looking.
1.Be money.
2. Have good looking
>it's a mom calls the cops on you day because you had an argument
>tfw come back home 12 hours later after walking around outside doing nothing
what happend anon, tell me your story
greentext your bullshit day anon. it might make you feel better.
was there any real threat of you hurting your mom or was she just being a cunt?
Jealous, /r9k/?
>>29661579
>no sauce
good to see you spent all your GBP wisely you fucking retard.
>>29661727
>you fucklng retard.
;_;
>>29661579
they look good OP, you made a shit load though so its kind of a waste. Also just a presonal preference but it you sauced those up with sum buffalo sauce they would be 8.453/10