>tfw no skelly bf to slowly plump up
>will never know the feel of watching them struggle in to their clothes
>will never throw sly glances as they eat a little too much and their shirt rise to expose their pudgy middle
>will never trace my fingers along their figure or kiss their torso as I go down to kiss their dick
>will never put my hands on their belly as I fall asleep
What's the point?
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>>24550810
You could have had me a year ago. Now I gained 60lbs already. I also have gyno so you could feel up my tits too.
Someone desires that, right?
I don't imagine many skeletons would turn you down, honestly. I'm assuming you're female, but if you're a guy I think finding a gay skeleton would depend on where you live
I am a skeleton (6'1 130lb) and I decree this fetish degenerate as fuck
What non-sexual benefits are there to gain from having a girlfriend/boyfriend that a best friend can not give you?
>>24550796
Well if you're doing it right (which most people don't, even normals) then your bf/gf is your best friend.
The media has taught us to have mostly an antagonistic relationship with our SO though.
>>24550796
They're more likely to provide you with inconditional goods & services without immediately asking for something in return or being like OH YEAH DUDE WELL REMEMBER THE TIME I LENT YOU 20 DOLLARS AND YOU NEVER PAID ME BACK at a later time
>>24550849
>OH YEAH DUDE WELL REMEMBER THE TIME I LENT YOU 20 DOLLARS AND YOU NEVER PAID ME BACK
A real best friend would never say that.
>doesn't work
>lives with her parents
>patreon paying off her student debt
>doesn't make videos anymore
>doesn't even appear to do much of anything other than goof on on tumblr
Nyanners is living the neet life the way it was meant to.
>>24550769
People still know she exists so it's only 90% NEET efficiency she's achieving.
>>24550785
She has just enough e-fame to coast on patreon support. Even though she does, from what it seems next to nothing. Her video output as dropped dramatically after making her patreon.
It has dropped from a high of 1,500.
>>24550769
Her name is something ridiculous. What is it?
Taylor something slavic.
Name my new car
>inb4 it's a piece of shit, it runs like a clock and it starts everytime
Dickjacker McBitch
This is an original comment desu
Whatever dubs names it, I will paint it on the rear window
>>24550737
Is that a older model toyota?
If so, then name it "generic nippon wagon."
Agree/disagree?
>>24550607
What kind of kike propaganda is this? Really wish we could just bomb Israel and turkey while we're at it.
>>24550607
Russia is the grandfather that sits on his ass laughing at what his son has become.
>>24550607
>implying Israel isn't the dad and USA isn't his submissive wife
Did Kurt Cobain have autism?
He was a real life psychopath. Not the Hollywood kind.
>>24550846
Fuck of Kurt.
Nothing 'real' or 'genuine" about Kurt. He was a filthy normie.
one time I was watching him sing while I was on shrooms and I was pretty convinced that I actually was him, shit was so cash
I usually get really down just after ive finished masterbating and think wtf am i doing with my life, i'm jerking off to picture of women on a screen. Don't get me wrong, i love fapping as much as the next robot but as soon as i cum for about 5-10 mins i feel really down.
anyone else get this?
pic not related but its one of the rarest pepes.
Same. What I do is not fap for a while, then go on a porn binge. Makes you feel pretty alpha.
>>24550580
Not really. Fapping is pretty low on my list of troubles. It doesn't phase me in any negative sense.
>>24550580
You must be young if you're this conflicted and down about it.
Better get used to it, because that feeling never goes away. It will only get worse as your fetishes get more and more degenerate, and they will.
>Tantrum in the McDonald's line
>Eight years, mental age, 30 yr old neckbeard
>Normies are all looking at me
>Dear, stop making a scene, mommie says
>I want my fried treats now!!! I scream
>Everyone is looking, they're all mumbling
>Speed the line up mommie!
>For the last time, anon, I can't
>Oh...
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>>24550405
So she jerked off the manager right in front of all those people? 6/10 not really believable
>>24550405
Er, yeah, this never happened..
>>24550593
NEWFAG ALERT NEWFAG ALERT
Who /missesmoot/ here?
RIP MOOT
After what he did to 4chan? No one should miss that kek
>>24550404
>>24550464
He could die in front of, I wouldn't care at all.
>go to the dentists
>in the waiting room
>there's only one couch/seat
>see this
>left one says without looking up from her phone "sorry bud, no room for you"
>wat do?
>>24550378
this has happened to me before
>on bus
>girl sitting one edge seet with the window seet free
>I say excuse me and she says no
>start leaning forward almost to fall onto her
>when im done she moves her legs and lets me sit
>she starts giving me passive aggressive glances during the ride\
>I...
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>>24550378
Sit on her lap and grind my tight ass onto her crotch.
That didn't happen, but in the event that it did and I were in your shoes, I'd purposefully sit between one of them. The irony is I would never otherwise care to squeeze between them, but for a terrible attitude on one of their parts, telling me what not to do.
My only qualm is that in a sense, even if I'm rebelling, my actions are influenced by their will (albeit with a cause that is against said will). 1/5 Situation. Don't particularly like.
What do girls think when they see you?
>>24550349
No idea, why don't you fucking ask them ?
Girls don't see me. They look through me.
Nothing, they just continue on with their life. Why would my appearance make someone think something?
What's the best way to off myself?
>>24550215
Your first mistake was using socks to jizz in you dumbfuck
How many did you have?
After some time they really start to smell disgusting.
Why is it necessary to fap in a sock?
I fap in my boxers and it only gets them a little bit damp.
In any case, jumping in front of a train should do the trick. Instant death 95% of the time
I'm a fembot, I have a pretty good personality (read, into politics,etc) , and a pretty good body(work out a few times a week, perky Cs)
But no one wants to be my bad, tfw forever alone
>>24550052
>I'm a fembot
lies
piss off
sage
>>24550068
Umm definitely not lies
>>24550052
Those are hobbies, not personality traits.
>be me
>highly successful sex life and good career
>sleep with over 20 girls through teens and early 20s
>/fit/
>start wearing panties
>decide to take hormones
>change my name
>getting my dick chopped off next week
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because i like muscles and other enhanced strength characteristics
why dont girls want to become men?
upgrade everything
>>24549926
genitals arent what make someone a woman baka
No, no I think I'll pass on that. I'll be quite fine being a male, thanks
>mfw family is dishing out pumpkin for pie for dessert and my grandma skips me and says pie isn't for virgins
how can one grandma be so based
>>24549911
You just got BTFO, you might as well crawl back into your room you pathetic beta
Don't forget you can always beat her up and rape her.
>dissing someone physically stronger than you