>walk into room
>see this
>watdo?
Why is there a naked mentally ill man in my room?
Pound it obviously
>>24556897
there's so many things I can do with a knife and a bottle of rubbing alcohol, I can't really say.
>things you learned when you finally stopped being NEET
Woman aren't actually that bad. The majority of them are pretty friendly and reasonable, even if they aren't attracted to you. I've never once meet one of those "tumbler feminazis" outside of the internet.
>woman aren't all bad guize
>none of them are willing to fuck me
>irl isn't as polarized as 4chan makes you think
>>24556717
>implying robots want to believe that even a single woman is a nice person
this aint 2008 r9k
Why is turkey so fucking bland?
>white people
heh
I don't like it either. Only time I ever enjoyed turkey was when my uncle soaked it in a brine then deep fried it.
turkeys are just big chickens that the jews have convinced us should be eaten on one day of the year to increase their turkey profits
>"Hey anon. You know the winter formal dance is coming up. That girl Stacy you always hang around mentioned you don't have a date."
>>24556334
robots aren't going to want her because she's not a 7/10 or above
>that faggot who always tried to set you up with fat ugly black girls
W-WHAT DO THEY WANT W-WITH A SKINNY WHITE BOY
>>24556353
You're making a lot of generalizations here senpai
Can someone tell me how the fuck everybody gets laid so easily in uni/college except for me? Been told by multiple sources I am good looking and even got scouted by a modeling agency and yet I'm 3rd year 21 year old Virgin. I see alot of shit about joining clubs but the only one I really can is the anime club and that's full of people like me. What do r9k? Is it just some secret code I never got told before I enrolled? This is so frustrating I just want love and affection like everyone else. Pic related is a shitty pic I took 30 secs ago in frustration so not the best.
You're a spear chucker
Op sign pls and I will tell you
https://www.change.org/p/hiroyuki-nishimura-make-sound-webm-board-wide
Judging by your ability to post images on an imageboard, I'd say you're a Kek
"Hey onni-chan, what's for dinner? I'm starving."
hi u like cum?
>>24556446
"Onni-chan, cum is too salty, do you have anything sweet?"
>>24556485
uhm i have SPIT can i spit in ur mouth can u spit in mine?
>notice family being nicer to me all of a sudden
>realize it is just because they found a suicide note
>>24556101
100mg xanax comign tomorrow
1g K coming tomorrow
1k pods coming tomorrow
1l wixkey drank tonight
Not retarded, but gonna be soon
>>24556101
>notice family being nice to me all of a sudden
>it's because i'm drunk
>>24556101
Mine is encrypted on my computer. I have the list of people to email it to set up, all I have to do is push a button and in 30 minutes, it will send it out.
Why can't i forget her /r9k?
>>24556082
It's a mixture of chemicals and neurons in your brain. It's like when you masturbate then you have absolutely 0 interest in looking at porn afterwards because the brain is like yea I ejaculated fuck woman back to survival mode. We need to create love inhibitors then that feeling will go away.
If you have someone to forget >>>/soc/ might be a more appropriate board to whine about it on
I don't know, I can't either. She only started talking to me again because I said I didn't "want or expect" sex from her. I lied, partially. I do want it, I just don't expect it.
Maybe it will be better for both of us if we can just.. let it go. Accept it's never going to happen. I just can't let go of this tiny shred of hope that it will. I want it more than anything else in the world.
>get neetbux
>get assisted housing
>get therapist to say I need my cat for therapeutic reasons and bring him with me
>cut off contact with everyone I know
>repair my PC so I can play wow all day again
Wew lad
>there's a waiting list to get on the waiting list for section 8 in CT
just fuck my shit up
>find a meaning for life
>get good at drawing
>>24556093
I live rural as fuck so the housing is kinda open but imot sure if it is for single males without kids
But my friend got in there with his kid in a matter of days and there's literally no one there its so barren and perfect
>i have depression
>depression is a very real and serious illness
This is the best fedora tip hands down. The guy is fucking perfect.
>>24556048
>juss man up and be yerself :')
>tfw no manok chasing, tiyanak finding, duwende stomping, tinikling dancing, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
Sorry about the terrible picture. I forgot to make it before I stared to drink
YESS
I came here just for this and wasn't disappointed
>tfw filipina gf
>tfw dirt in the corner of the room
>tfw cant touch it cause dwende
>been talking to girl
>topic of relationships comes up
>has been with three guys
>indicates she gives good head
>immediately lose interest
is it even possible to get a virginal woman in this day and age?
I lost my virginity to a 12 year old girl when I was 14. It's not possible to find a virgin girl if she's not ugly, when you're both in your twenties. You'll just have to get used to it.
>>24555698
Nope, unless you're up for settling for a landwhale and even then your mileage may vary. Just use a condom or two.
>>24555838
>>24555853
well i fucking quit
I'm waiting for peep show to end.
What's keeping you hanging in there, robots? What is that one thing you're thankful for that's keeping you from ending it all?
>>24555598
I'm not going to kill myself at least until after Friendship is Magic ends or gets cancelled. No doubt Hasbro would create another MLP series after it to keep raking in little girl dosh, so I'd give that series a shot too.
Thanks for the reminder,
are you watching fargo too?
>>24555598
Dragon's Dogma PC port.
Can anyone tell me a way to not feel emotions? I feel like it would be much better that way.
Pic unrelated
it just happens
Is there actually a way to accomplish this?
fuck you it sucks
its like people that want to dont feel horny anymore, fuck you guys
ITT: how to detect ledditors/9fags
>REEEEEEE
>talking about "rare pepes"
>>24555406
>trying tosave gifs on phones
>posting from phones
>>24555406
My significant other knows I go on 4chan and always mentions it randomly when we are in public. Makes me cringe that they acknowledge it and it makes me feel like an edgy faggot so I try to ignore them.
You're not supposed to talk about this site outside of the site-- if you do it's fucking autistic but that's not something my S.O. understands.
>>24555468
I use it as a still image.
Also
>not lurking and posting from your bed being comfy as fuck
pleb pls