/r9k/ I need help. I can't tell if a girl is using me for money or not.
>>29987772
If you're losing money and not getting sex, you absolutely are.
If you're losing money and getting sex, we need more details.
Yeah>>29987837
Losing money and not getting sex. She flirts in front of other guys in front of me but the second she's alone she's attached to me at the hip. I know I need to cut it off but it fucking sucks.
>>29988398
Fuck I'm such a stupid piece of shit why did I even think women were different for even a second
How can dicklets even compete?
>>29987720
HOLY CANOLLI
I guess I can't cumpete with that
wtf I hate dicks now
I am now a #dickmissile
Its actually real up to the part where it bends.
>you will never shove your dick through a girls intestines
CHITOSE IS SO FUCKING ADORABLE
I JUST WANT TO HUG HER
>not even the cutest yuru yuri
I feel your pain, girls with glasses are way too cute
all yurus deserveplatonichugs
A man can't check to see if his banana is ripe in public?
https://youtu.be/H-n2ZhAWI38
All you all you wanted to do was eat a banana what's the problem?
>>29987812
Management these days is so subpar
>>29988464
I agree. Seems like everywhere I go some employee is have a "bad day" get over it and do your job!
Hey Robots,
I'm working on this RPG, but need help with a name. I'm slapping together this cool title screen but uh, I need a name.You faggots got anything?
It's set in modern day as an action rpg with persona like mechanics (day to day cycle where you have to decide what you're gonna do to build your character).
If a name I picked I will make sure to credit you in the credits. I've got a few names but nothing is really jumping out at me, so far I have.
Possible Names So Far:
Quest of Life
The New World
Every...
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>>29987571
I dont understand a rats ass of what this game is about.
Metamorphuck
Based off Kafka's metamorphosis which I recommend you read. It's about everyone hating this dude cause he turned into a bug.
>>29987571
yo lemme write your music b/c I do it for a living and shit
[email protected]
how do you black out memories like renge did?
for most of us? with a bullet.just kiddinga rope is fine too
>>29987596
why haven't you done it yet
muted for 2 seconds
is this board that bad lol
Don't try alcohol. Instead of black out memories I wanted to, they remain and my memory is fucked up.
>No one would care if I killed myself.
Wrong. There's always someone that cares even if you don't realize it.
Suicide is selfish but someone wanting me to suffer for their own comfort is not?
>>29987549
the person I thought I was going to marry told me they wouldn't care if I killed myself
if i killed myself a bunch of people i don't like would just use my death to get likes on facebook
im not giving them the satisfaction
I need to practice my drawing skills, so I'll draw you guys some CUSTOM MADE WAIFUS at your request.
I'm intermediate/beginner, so I can't promise top quality, but if you want to give redlines/crits, that's fine.
> REMINDER THAT IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS, YOU ARE A NEWFAG WHO DOESN'T KNOW R9KS RICH DRAWFAG HISTORY
Draw Alison Brie sticking a pineapple up her whipped ass.
>>29987546
Draw me a qt mashiro-tan.
>>29987546
Wendy, from Gravity Falls.
>met a strayan qt from /r9k/ just over a year ago
>long distance but whatever
>had a blast, really falling for her
>she was literallyalmostperfect
>months ago she said she was going on a trip
>we started being more distant even before that, but i figured I'd wait because i wanted it to work
>disappears
>thought...
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>actual 10/10 mtf in washington
>also ldr, connecting well, good chemistry, etc.
>starts becoming more distant
>exact same story as you basically
>found out from a friend she was getting married
WHY DID ME AND OP GET PLAYED LIKE THIS
at least you still have a glimmer of hope (if you haven't given up). i believe in you.
>>29987577
rest assured anon i've already lost hope
>>29987534
>meeting a girl from /r9k/
stopped reading there, that's where you fucked up, lad.
in this hypothetical situation, what would you do?
> you get a call from your doctor
> "you are going to die a relatively painless and sudden death 6 months from now"
> it's unavoidable
> you have money saved up
> enough to live a 6 month life of luxury and pleasure
> you can quit your job instantly
how would you spend your time and money?
how do you...
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>>29987533
smoke crack
from a strippers butt crack
use all my money and strength to find that qt finish boy who cosplayed Reimu and pay him to be my gf in his cosplay for the time I have remaining
Assuming my physical body doesn't weaken I'd go see a couple girls I had crushes on and if they wouldn't fuck me, I'd rape them when I had 2-3 weeks left. I'd also fuck a little girl just to know how it feels.
>don't want to go to grandma's
>forced to go to grandma's
mfw
Life is hard when you're 12 years old
Go keep your aging relatives company. It's the least you could do, you genetic dead end
>Used to have to visit grandma once a week
>broke her leg, ended up in hospital ten years ago
>then had to visit twice a week
>she fell recently and ended up in the hospital again
>both worried for her and worried we'll have to visit thrice weekly
I'll start
I didn't ask to be here but I am
Here among the cucks and innocent trucks
That ram through people like they were nothing but mutts
Funny, here was supposed to be bright
Flying cars and endless possibilities took flight
To make room for nothing right
Here I am
I am here
Smoking crack fucking whores
that's my life, open doors.
I make sick tracks,
fuck girls, bend their backs
mirin those big-ass pecs
Everywhere I go thats all I see
Fuck me fuck this board, I wanna REEEEEE
My rhymes are fucking shit
Pepe witness me, on my rhymes y'all spit
I'm a fucking pussy, faggot, slavic nit,
Never actually been lit
im way too tired for poetry now
pls dont die thread
fuck this is the only good thread today please don't make it die,
robots be creative
I'm a KV
I fail socially
My parents hate me
How pathetic can I be
Would you have done it too, /r9k/?
>>29987498
who wouldn't do the eclipse and sacrifice all his friends to transcend humankind?
that's a dumb question, griffith did nothing wrong man
>>29988300
If i sacrificed all of my friends, no one would die
>>29988729
Haha same anon same.....its not that funny though is it.
>made my own bed this morning
>took a shower that lasted less than 30 minutes
Accomplishment thread
Cleaning my room up today then might work on the garage.
>>29987414
>didn't kill myself
Slept through most of the night, woke up at daybreak.
Made coffee and meditated on backyard deck.
Went to get coffee and stuff from 7-11 do gf could stay in.
A good start to the day.
Do normies actually believe this shit? Are they that brain dead?
>>29987363
i'd like life-saving treatment from her if you know what i mean
>not using her mental deficiencies to trick her into sex
>cheerful disposition, servant's heart and smiling face
this should be the definition of normie