What is the worst thing you can have and why is it a hairy anus?
>>24560944
you have pin worms
>tfw no bf with a perfectly smooth, clean, girly ass that I can do butt stuff with
Why are you all so fucking gross and hairy?
>>24560970
whoa there anon, please, we are all about body positivity here on /r9k/. let's not hate on people for having hairy, smelly buttholes
What does a pussy feel like anyway?
Only sex I ever had - with an escort of course - was with a condom and I couldn't feel ANYTHING. I lost my erection.
I've been wondering if I should look for an escort that would accept bareback sex, but I'm not sure I want to get inside that kind of pussy unprotected. Plus, sex with an escort is nothing like real love, real attraction.
I guess I'll never know what great sex is nor the sensation of thrusting a soft, moist pussy. Does it feel as great as I picture it or is it overrated?
I actually had condomless sex for the first time TODAY, with a girl i met through CL. Before, like you i jad only had sex with a couple of escorts. Ill try to describe it as best as i can.
1. the immense warmth/wetness.
You cant really have condomless sex with a girl who isnt attracted to you imo, bc the wetness of a vag felt so mind numbingly good. It was ten times better then jerking off, and anyone who says wanking can replace sex is retarded.
2. The feeling
Compared to with a condom on, without a condom you feel so much more. Every contraction of her vagina...
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>>24560991
Bro never fuck a CL skank rawdog again. Go get yourself tested as well. Be thankful if it comes back negative.
>>24560921
You need to stop masturbating it leads to death grip and loss of sensation stop for two or three months use thin condoms do not drink and pussy feels like a tight warm ribbed soft slick whole also do kegals
dont you robots understand you are whats stopping you from getting a gf and friends? not luck, not destiny but you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhDHAd3h5Cw
>>24560801
Yes I'm aware.
>>24560801
>not luck, not destiny but you.
Yeah, exactly. That's the problem, me.
>Telling us stuff we already know
The problem is work takes too much effort, I enjoy staying home watching anime all day. I just want more money because autismbux is worthless pocket change.
tfw no big ass white gf to tie you down and fart on your mouth
that tattoo on her wrist means she doesn't fart in mouths
This is my fetish. My ex accidentally farted in my face once and I instantly ejaculated. It was fucking hot...
>>24560587
>that face
No thank you
>fuck girl during the last 2-3 weeks of summer
>leave town
>came back last friday
>she's got a boyfriend now, who coincidentally left town last friday
>make out with her several times anyway in two separate meetings already
>first she tried to make me beg, make me jealous that her boyfriend is taller than her (she has 4 inches and 40 pounds on me)
>both...
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>>24560371
>5'9 155 reporting in
what does it even mean?
For guys like you who kek good dudes, doesn't that feel bad?
Like, don't you want a qtgf of your own someday? Having seen shit like this, do you really think the same thing won't happen to you?
>manlets
lol
>see doctor about phimosis
>he inspects my penis
>tells me to get circumcised
>masturbating feels like shit now
>see doctor about phimosis
>he refers me to this urologist
>go into his office
>JEW SHIT EVERYWHERE
>every single surface in the entire office is covered with something that screams jew
>statues of jews fishing
>giant hebrew letter books everywhere
>pics of jew kids in jew hats
>actual fucking...
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Don't get circumcised unless it's an extreme pinhole case where you definitely can't stretch it, even then fuck circumcision for the most part. I coped with mine and I'm glad I did. Don't want my dick head hanging out and getting dry 24/7.
It's because getting cut is more simple and an easier way to make money.
Welcome to Ameriga :--DDd
how are you doing tonight, R9K?
There is no toilet paper to fap with.
I want to die, man.
>>24560292
how do you use toilet paper to fap, anon?
i usually just use my hand?!?!
>>24560267
l fucked up.
Ask a virgin feminist anything
>>24560233
For what purpose did you create this thread?
there is no such thing. men can't be feminists and women can't be virgins past the age of 16 because they have no self control.
>>24560258
For robots to ask me anything
Femanons if you hate your looks take solace that at least you don't have a box for a face
>>24560206
>Ms. Legohead, Mr. Block Dick will see you now.
>>24560206
Wow, a literal squarehead. I wonder if she's Swedish.
Legitimately unsettling to look at
Girl here.
Why do we love getting fucked and abused and used by guys?
It baffles my brain, defies logic
>>24559986
weaker sex
>>24559986
Dominance from an alpha male
That simple really
You are submissive to his breeding capabilities
>>24559986
no wonder i am still a virgin for not being a psychopathic chad with no empathy.
This is your captain speaking. We are approaching post #24559888. Please fasten your seatbelts.
>>24559888
I always knew this place was run by the Jews.
>>24559888
fucking frog poster
Wow what a retard
you could have caused at least a bit of a stir if you linked to it
nut you didn't you retard
who /pissbottle/ here? share experiences itt
Do people really not have the energy to piss in a bathroom?? ffs
My chad bf does this, it's just insanely kekworthy knowing he has no clue piss bottles and shitjugs are a meme
>>24559856
I have fartbags.
Post a pic of your face or someone else's face and I insult them as harshly as possible
>>24559816
Alright go for it
I will be the one to stump you
>>24559895
Transman refugee
You aren't that great overall but you are great at one thing. What is it?
Fuck STEM shit or whether or not it's practical. I wanna hear the bullshit like you are good at personifying inanimate objects or multiple orgasms. Shit that benefits no one but you, shit you can never make money from.
Fuck these gay hand turkeys
>>24559499
I try to make hybrid roses every spring
>>24559499
fuck, I remember that book
I'm great at getting nostalgic about random things from my early childhood, feeling sad about it and drinking my sorrows away
>>24559499
I'm pretty good at shooting clay pigeons.
Would any of you femanons actually date the Eggman?
Would any of you bear his children?
I'd fuck him honestly
>>24559030
no fucking way. not in a million years
i want to smash his face in with a baseball bat
C:
when is he going to die already.
>>24559030
He needs to be euthanized.