give me one fucking reason why I shouldnt kill myself right now
Just do it, life is pointless. I think we should all kill ourselves.
It'll hurt
>>24578867
SUICIDE PACT WHEN? GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE TOMORROW?
can we have a pretty girl/crush thread? just post girls you find really cute
Not bad, op. Doesn't look TOO fat. Maybe wouldn't end up marrying, but dating.
Rare to see a bust of that size, too.
>>24578568
im so in love with her
neat
kinda reminds me of a Lebanese weeaboo girl I knew
Is Jay stealing a fembot from me or am I competing with a fellow robot over this girl?
Well she already has his name as her avatar. It's over, move on. You should have helped finance her Wii u. Maybe next time.
She wants you to compete with Jay for her attention
Cut that bitch loose
And here we observe beta orbiters in their natural habitat
>be female
>hate another females because they're too emotional, annoying, illogical and oftenly attention whores
>has to bleed every month
>has to use small sized diapers for almost your whole life
>some people will try to make things easier for you because "you are female", like if it was some kind of disability and you couldn't do things by yourself
>you have those fucking...
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just be glad u can live life on easy-mode.
>>24578268
Be my girlfriend and I'll keep you in full sized diapers for the rest of your life.
To be fair being female is being mentally disabled
HOW the FUCK do I LUCID DREAM
Just lie still and wait for your body to fall asleep while keeping your mental self awake.
>>24578239
I try that every night and it never works :(
get fucked with your sad emoji then
/homeless/ thread. It's the atlanta guy from the other night, currently chilling in a 24 hr restaurant drinking ass loads of coffee and browsing /r9k/. What are my homeless bots up to tonight? pic related, gonna be me later when i whip out the bottle of jack i have buried near by
How scummy are you?
Are you gnome-tier homeless?
Have you ever met Gucci Mane?
You always seem to be buying shit, are you sucking dick for money
>waaahhhh no one held my hand i'm going to shoot everyone now waaahhhhh
>>24578053
why not?
are you some kind of socialist?
>He still killed 32 people ;^)
>>24578053
let me dump my document:
>you want to punish someone who treated you badly
I hate how people are always like this. Always the same shit of defending the aggressors and bullies who make the clear decision to make someone's life hell. Getting bullied for years is far worse than getting raped and that is something they will never understand. They will never understand years upon years of mental and physical torture, something that will drive someone completely insane...
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What was the time that life fucked you over and crippled you permanently?
>that cutie who was my last chance of teenage love that rejected me the last week before graduation
>Born black
>>24577755
Shit, you lost right from the start
i was born weird. even pics of me in 1st grade were creepy. just born with brain wires fucked up
hmm thread
this is
I don't think it's time for a few times to the gym today and I'm still not sure what to say it is not the same thing to say it is not the same thing
Mermaids, but it really is. the only thing that you are not an easy to get a chance.
Tard story thread?
Tard story thread.
My story:
>Small highschool everyone knows everyone
>tard named Lin
>Lin fucking LOVES her chocolate milk
>one problem
>Lin has no concept of 'bad' milk
>Everyday Lin has chocolate milk from cafeteria
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Bump for more tardtales
I have a few but I'd rather wait for more stories so I just blend in.
I drew droope but I forgot the r. I think im retarded.
Anyone been convicted of a serious crime recently?
Tell us your story
>tfw I'm a good boy
>>24577561
Nobody has any stories? Gay,
>>24577962
Robots don't go outside.
I almost got convicted of breaking and entering when I got drunk and crashed on random persons couch. It got reduced to a disorderly conduct and a minor in possession of alcohol.
>A Marinette High School custodian was arrested Friday night on 10 counts of inappropriate contact with a 17-year-old female student.
>Police say Oscar DeJesus was seen by another school custodian inside the gym locker room performing oral sex on the minor.
>Because the student, Hillary Bennett, recently turned 18 and is no longer a minor, she has given permission to the media to make public her name. Ms. Bennett told KBUY she does not plan to press charges and hopes to continue...
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just proves you dont have to be chad to get a grl
AYYY
EVEN BEANER JANITORS ARE GETTING WHITE PTP
Imagine being her parents
the average mexican american woman looks like this
>>24577155
>age 29
A very accurate picture, anon.
t. a spic.
ok? hahahah.....
Is it prettty good?
For a couple of years I lived with my dad's family, who had a border collie. Nobody walked him, and it just laid on a mat all day looking sad, so I started walking and running with it every day, and it got much happier. It was nice to make something happy by caring for it.
I know you make these threads to post your edgy gifs and opinions you autist. And fuck your therapist story.
>>24576661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0VyTD8kE-I
Its like this anon
Is New Jersey the most robot state?
>>24576489
Yes. Fuck this suburban polluted hell hole.
Ya, it's filled with Indians and jews. Fuck this place.
No it's just awful. I know because I've spent my entire life here.