if you have sex with a condom
You are still 100% still a virgin
>>24586997
you don't decide that, this is a trol, another famous 4chan troll
that's like saying if you have sex without a foreskin ur still 100% still a virgin.
>first you get dat foreskin den you get dat cision
>if he turn his nose up boy he on dat powder
circfag logic
mutilated for HER pleasure
the epitome of modern feminism.
Thank god chad wore a condom for me last night then! :3
I have problems in my life. I escape them by playing vidya. Bu the problems do not go away, they just grow. And they are too big, so I escape once again.
What to do?
I wasted days on Fallout 4
>>24586827
It's hard to say if I don't know the problems.
>>24586903
Those days aren't wasted.
Stop playing Vidya. Go to the gym. Read books. Draw. Write. Go for walks listening to music. I don't know anon, I keep telling myself to do these things but I never do.but there is hope
Who /suddenlyattractive/ here? What differences have you noticed in your life?
Just because your mom made you a compliment doesn't mean you're attractive
>>24586749
Ouch.
>Tfw can't post without text
I lost a lot of weight and my acne cleared up immediately when I moved out because my mom stopped giving me cancer food
everybody's been saying "wow anon you've lost a lot of weight and your acne has cleared up" but not much else
>tfw no bitter, damaged, misanthropic gf with a secret heart of gold
Hitting me right in the feels senpai
Girls who are like that IRL don't have hearts of gold
>>24586620
>tfw no misantrophic lonely doublethink gf that wants a partner in crime
It could be glorious, but it'll never be true.
Can you name one thing which would make you happy? Literally anything, as long as it's physically realistic.
I couldn't and that fact worries me.
A reduction in mental capacity to the point where I become retarded and unable to understand bad things.
Nothing off the top of my head. Maybe that's a sign I should stop being me?
>>24586618
A bf
So I finally lost my virginity to an escort robots.
>>24586483
And? How did it go?
How did it feel like? were you physically and emotionally pleased?
>>24586514
It was ok.I finished in like 30 seconds and then she asked if I wanted to shower because I still had a lot of time left over.
So much move convenient to piss in a sink than to try and hit the toilet.
Toilet broken, pee in sink when to lazy to go out back
>>24586367
YES. I do it all the time, especially at night when im trying to be quiet and not wake anyone. plus it doesn't sprinkle all over my legs like when I try and piss in the toilet and it deflects out.
Yup. Almost pulled my dick out at the sink at work the other day though. Gots to be more careful about that.
>3 day a week job in a museum - cosy as fuck
>have own small studio apartment
>low cost, low fuel consumption car
>have enough money to buy things I want
>avoid roastie whores - no kids, no expensive dates, no inevitable divorce, no mortgage
>no real responsibilities - can live for myself
Why not get an easy part-time job NEETs?
>>24586308
What are some really cosy jobs that are easy to get though?
Don't you want to become something?
Don't you think it'd be nice to love somebody, and raise a family together?
You might have to work a bit harder, but if you squeeze an orange youre going to get sweet and delicious juice.
>>24587948
>you might have to work a bit harder
Stopped reading there. Normalfag please leave.
>you'll never be part of the 90s black metal scene
Why even live ?
You can be part of todays black metal scene.
Nothing is really different. All the actually good bands never get heard of anywhere and you cant even find their stuff on youtube. The obscurity will fit you.
>>24586391
>Nothing is really different.
Back in the days, you could be Chad Vikernes.
Back in the days you would meet other weirdos in concerts, shops and to build band prjects. Nowadays, you can find it all on the internet, and most of the interesting "bands" are one-man projetcs.
>90's
>not 80's
GRANDMAAAAA
What do you think Elliot Rodger would do if someone randomly threw coffee in his face?
Make a video
>>24586269
Cry like a little bitch, then make a video of him being overly articulate about how he's going to end their life.
>>24586444
Trips don't lie
ebin bloxxorzxzx
FUCK IT ALL FUCKING NO REGRETS
I HIT THE LIGHT ON THESE DARK STEPS
MEDALLION NOOSE, I HANG MY SELF
ST ANGER ROUND MY NECK
I AM NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
>>24586257
shittiest album ever
MY FRIEND'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND AND HE HATES THAT BITCH
2016 general
I know this isn't /pol/ so we are having a discussion with global rule 3.
ITT
>Who are you voting for
>Who are you considering
>VP's you'd be interested in
>Debate over policies
>Problems you'd like to see addressed
Bernie Sanders desu
>>24586176
Jill Stein is the only legitimate choice but she has zero chance of winning so unless you just want to show support you may as well stay home. If you want the next best then you vote for Sanders but it's pretty much the same case. We all know we're in for four/eight years of Hillary.
>>24586176
americans are a meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HG2MYX4N4s
Normals are just like zombies
>>24586153
>normies will tear themselves apart just to get frivolous bullshit
But somehow we're the dregs of society.
Most of these people don't even look poor.
How do the stores get away with encouraging this bullshit? I thought the US was supposed to be full of companies fearful of being held liable and sued for shit like this.
Guys /pol/ was making fun of us, and I just totally Rekt'd them. I think I'm becoming more alpha every day since coming to /r9k/.
>>24586144
could you post that .gif you used?
>>24586144
You totally rekt'd them tbqh family.
Ty friend. You have protected our safe space. :^)
>tfw you will always be the inferior specimen
>tfw you will never have a big cock
>>24586018
it must feel good to be a beta providing for a random skank
>>24586018
at least i have a foreskin
>>24587229
yeah, the guy getting blown would be so envious of you