What did you dream about last night, anon?
>>24600719
I don't think that's any of your business.
Had sleep paralysis again for about the 3rd time this month. If that counts as a dream.
I was on a boat fishing for the kraken until I woke up, no kraken yet.
ITT: you're a supervillain. Post your:
>supervillain name
>power
>theme song
I'll start:
>Doctor Chronos
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Manipulation
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szcXDIVEZTk
>Skeleton Jelly
>Immortal.
>Immune to any kind of pain.
>Body heals itself instantly if damaged.
>Teleport anywhere and create decoys of myself.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmpt6IvDqwg
The theme song is used to confuse my enemies and instill a fall sense of security in them.
>>24600708
Dr. Autism
Can generate shit in my hands and throw at will
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7Jwrg0but8
>Dr. Evil
>send sharks with lasers and female robots with breast cannons against enemies
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4nPyI-zA74
Best supervillain ever.
At what age were you first exposed to pornography? What kind of porn was it? How did you feel about it when you first saw it? Explain the story green text
>Be 9 year old me
>Watching South Park in the middle of the night on comedy central
>commercials come on
>"WARNING THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID PROGRAM THAT CONTAINS EXPLICIT CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN"
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>6 years old
>Playing at recess with friends
>Hear about bad kid at school having something weird
>We go to see
>"I have a picture of sex"
>Look at picture
>Guessing it's a cut out from a magazine or something because it's tiny
>It's a close up of a penis in a vagina
>Thought...
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>>24600650
mmm, hotdogs
>>24600463
I found a tape my dad didn't knew he had and watched it when the parents weren't home. It was the most cliched tool-belt wearing fix-it guy bangs housewife shit I've seen since then until now. I didn't know what masturbation was so I just sat very close to the screen and fidgeted.
Later I saw E!'s Wild On and Girls Gone Wild commercials but didn't see people actually fucking until we got internet
We live in the world where pic related is allowed
I can't believe some robot would pretend to be a femanon and make up a bullshit story like this. What a world we live in indeed.
>>24600242
Wow I can't even
(Fuck you mook, this is more original than you, you goddamned idiot)
It's bait to get nerds like you agitated.
>Be 26
>Get asked if I'm over 18 while buying an NR movie at walmart today
Who /babyface/ here?
>>24600185
your pic has a fuller beard than I ever will.
my boss, makes me do overtimes on fridays to make me sit on her lap while waiting on renders on revit
she's 26, I'm fucking 24
>>24600185
I was so happy to read that that druggie died of cancer. What goes around, comes around. He listened to Buddhists, took 'psychedelics', filled his head with cancerous, religious thoughts that consumed his attention while referring to nothing, and eventually, the same thing happened to his body.
Ohh, you dont like my outie??
Well, I dont like your outie either!
>>24600052
uncut cocks are so cute, especially tiny ones.
>>24600052
99% of women don't care either way.
99% of men don't care if a girl has an innie or an outie. And if there actually is a preference, it is in favor of the outie.
>>24600052
>she doesn't like foreskins
Anon, help me, I can't stop
I like you, post moar
She'd be hot if she weren't a drugged up slut sitting on a shit covered mattress in a shit covered room. She probably got to that point in life by going to all Chad's degenerate parties and being given free drugs every Saturday.
>>24600019
sorry. i can't even fix my own life.
Anyone here ever been clubbing? What is it like? I'm not one for crowds and but a mate of mines wants me to go and I'm not sure about it.
>>24599936
>floors sticky
>drinks are expensive
>chads pull
>you will not
>girls are ugly/slutty
it's awful never do it
Cons
>drinks are expensive as fuck
>normies everywhere
>can't talk to people because music is too loud
Pros
>the girls are slutty
its fun depending what youre going for. if youre going to try and just find girls and thats your main focus and youre gonna whine like a little bitch when a girl doesnt give you play at a club, yeah youll he mad. if youre not into that sort of music (dance music(chart shit or the actual good shit), rap, top 40) then youre not gonna like it
i like it and im a loner but i dont mind getting lost in a crowd getting a little drunk or some drug and dancing like there is no one there. i hate small talk and people getting really personal but since everyone in a club is a self...
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Normalshits, how do I be more exciting?
Also, stop spreading this lie that you need to just be yourself, or it happens, all that shit, the one thing that kills your chances more than anything is being boring and dull as fuck. Nobody wants to be fucking bored.
>>24599824
Pick 3 new hobbies and try them out on a schedule. Join clubs and groups related to them if you develop a deeper interest. If not, pick 3 new hobbies. Repeat as needed.
>>24599824
>how do I be more exciting?
Do exciting things. Live around and befriend people with exciting lives and careers. Find things in life that excite you personally, and get involved in them.
>stop spreading this lie that you need to just be yourself
Most of that meme is just half-brained robots smugly spouting that phrase ad nauseum. The real platitude actually advocates the opposite of what you're thinking of.
Don't be religious.
This is the worst poison of creativity. Why are Buddhists so incomprehensibly dull, for instance? Because they're completely lost in their cliches about 'seeing reality' and 'experiencing reality' and 'understanding reality' and 'interacting with reality' and 'taking reality seriously' and 'taking reality playfully' and 'being in reality'. For creativity, you need lots of knowledge from various places. Find analogies. Find an analogy between a word and a building, remember...
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Dan gets arrested edition!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lasNMlIAD8
Just continued watching
He actually gives out his cell phone number
Dyiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
>>24599763
Who the fuck is Dan Cilley?
Comes off as creepy.
>>24599838
He even gives out his social security number? (Not
American, is social his social security number?)
Is this enough to get a gf?
>20yo, v, 6'0
>An okay car
>Live away from parents
>Earn 25k dollars per year
>Potentially 100k per year in 3-5 years
>I'm somewhat smart, and I always try to be polite and kind to people
>4 friends who I see every few weeks
>Also pic related
What am I doing wrong, what do I do to improve?
discount mark wahlberg
It always warms my heart seeing threads like this where op is the same age as me but better looking, taller, whiter and more successful. Because hey, at least I'm not a virgin
If you start a self-description with your physique, you'll never be in a meaningful relationship.
Who here /living off credit cards/?
This is great, it's like being a NEET but with more money
lmeo
You sound like my cousin.
I hope you know that anything you spend must be paid back, typically within 30 days. Literally never make a purchase unless you have the funds to pay it back within 2-3 days. Least, that's my modus operandi, and my score is above 700.
What happens when you can't pay it all back?
Do they repossess all your shit or what?
Do you ever wish you had a terminal disease just to have a good reason to die and don't be judged for wanting to end it all?
that's why i smoke
>>24599583
Yep. I've considered how I would be sort of happy to find out I had cancer. Disappointed, but also excited because I could refuse treatment until euthanasia was necessary.
>>24600637
Yeah, me too, I don't have the balls to kill myself, but this way I might get something that will kill me.
Any older robots (25+) still hanging around here? Can you tell me anything about women in their thirties? Does it get easier?
thirty-two. no.
>>24599566
>Any older robots (25+) still hanging around here?
Yes
>>24599566
>Can you tell me anything about women in their thirties?
Be specific.
>>24599566
>Does it get easier?
Specify "it."
>>24599643
Do older women have lower standards? Are they more willing to give guys a chance if they are nervous or a shy? Are they more willing to put out?
>tfw perma virgin
>tfw nobody will take your feel seriously because you're a girl
You people seriously don't appreciate how difficult it is for someone remotely nerdy in rural Ireland to find a like minded partner
>>24599476
Just fuck a leprechaun
>>24599492
pro-tip: You can never reach the end of a rainbow
Please voocaroo your voice.Irish accents are really cute.
Please I had a really rough day. I just need something to cheer me up.