Who else /leastfavoritechild/ here?
WHERE MY /mostfavoritechild/ BROS AT
>>29663694
If you are not an only child you cannot be a robot.
>>29663731
If you are an only child then you can't be a robot.
My mother doted on me because she realized she fucked up with my older brother. This made me an awkward scared pussy and ultimately is the root of my impending suicide.
I'm sick of being a lifeless loser who does nothing in his life but masturbate and cry.
I'm sick of doing my absolute best in trying to befriend people only to have them despise me when they realize that I'm a total fucking loser.
I'm sick of my family that does literally nothing but make me hate myself more and hold me down whenever I try to fix my life or make it slightly more tolerable.
I want off this ride, robots, I really fucking hate my piece of shit life. I wish I could travel far far away in a place where I don't know anybody and...
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all these
frog posts
will be lost
like tears
in rain
time
to die
what prevents you from developing a hobby or learning new skills
>>29663645
Life, fate, burden, repose you name it
ITT: Weird compliments women have given you
>"You have a pretty nose."
>"Your ears are cute."
some ive received personally from girls around my age
what kind of fucking weird ass compliments are these and why do they say them?
>>29663476
bumper stickerooni
>>29663476
I got a "nice ass" once
It seemed genuine, but I can't take compliments. I just get suspicious and annoyed.
>you're really pale
Who really good looking but autist here?
Be it due to your parents or being ugly as a kid then puberty hitting you like a train.
this post doesnt make sense to me
also reee
Feelin ya m8, have had numerous chicks flirt with me, but I rejected all of them one way or another. I put the blame on my manipulative mother. Watching her fuck with my father for years really skewed my perception of women.
Am I attractive /r9k/?
ITT: We share embarrassing childhood memories
>be me
>2nd grade
>back of the school bus talking to all the cool kids
>they were making fun of some loser faggot who sat right behind the bus driver by himself
>calling him gay and shit
>Chad mentions he probably goes to a gay hotel because he's just that gay lulz XD
>me being a curious dumbass says...
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>peed in pants
>cold January morning
>everyone's waiting outside in a line waiting for the teacher to let us in
>some little shit brought a bunch of live roly-polies he collected in his house
>he pours them onto the sidewalk
>he and his buddies are crunching them with their boots
>decide to whiteknight because I like bugs
>try to yell at him
>he...
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>>29663310
You could have played that off as if you were joking, faggot. You should have just continued sitting with them.
That exact moment whem you lay on your bed thinking about life, facing how terrible it is and planning your suicide:
What track do you listen to?
https://youtu.be/1lyu1KKwC74
>>29663295
This one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6P0SitRwy8
>>29663295
Be happy about your imminent demise:
https://youtu.be/OmnCkhiHMcY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-5gk1aIDfX8
this one
its that time again for ticket lines and shattered dreams for the desperately poor.
have you gone out and bought some tickets yet? a couple dollars might get you the chance to end your NEET lifestyle.
The chances are so stacked against you.
Besides, half the posters here can't even legally buy them
>>29663238
true, too many registered sex offenders around here.
>>29663238
The chances are stacked against you just as much as they are stacked against the person who wins.
1. Post eyes
2. Determine each others robot power level by eyes alone
>>29663198
>turn people into woodYes it's because your nose is big I cheated.
>>29663273
What does this mean? I think you are moderate level robot, perhaps you have a few friends and go outside sometimes but you are always third wheel, so to speak. You receive just enough social interaction to stave off the spectre of suicide but will still probably die alone and unsatisfied.
posting in an original eyes thread
Did you ever stalk someone?
No. wtf do i want another person in my life for
Wouldn't call it stalking, but I do occasionally Google the name of a girl who cut contact with me earlier this year.
>>29663102
i've online stalked a couple of people. i stopped doing that because i didn't really get anything out of it. didn't contact them, except for one or two mean anonymous tumblr comments. it wasn't people i liked, it was people i really disliked. just made me feel weird about myself and kind of embarrassed in the end.
>Grandpa found the armpit closet
>mumsie wumsie found the cumsie onesie
>Neighbors smelled the Loli loo
>Disappointed Daddy Discovered Dirty Diaper Dumpster
ITT: Robot approved games
Pic related, normie genocide simulator. Relive the great 6 years when millions of normies marched to their death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpwJopzsxNM
>>29662877
Neo Scavenger. Love it. One of the hardest yet most rewarding survivalist games I have ever played.
>>29662877
Hearts of iron IV became a map painting exercise...hearts of iron III is better and cheaper
Who are the two guys on the ends?
I live near a beach. Every 4th of july, a ship off the beach shoots out fireworks for the normies to kiss and celebrate under. I was thinking of swimming out to that ship and standing right where all the fireworks go out, burning and exploding myself to death. That'd ruin everyone's night and end me for sure. How painless would this be? Rate my idea in general.
Unlikely to succeed/10
>>29662863
Even if you were to lay atop the boxes you would just get burns. If you were to douse yourself with fuel/tannerite and off yourself on the barge however that would be sick
>>29662863
This is too risky, you'll survive.
I know people who got hit close-range by fireworks and it rarely is fatal.
Even if you managed to get seriously hit by fireworks, It'll be a painful as fuck and you'll burn to death.
Bisexual/pansexual thread?
Ask a twink, who fucks anything, anything.except for pics, this isn't /soc/
Also general bi-talk.
How's the sti?
When are you going to fuck me?
>>29662519
Are you a top or bottom mostly?
>tfw you finally figured out what to do with your lifekilling myself in a hotel room in a place I've always wanted to visit
oh dear ho dear
>Started wanting to make movies at 14
>It's been 20 years and I'll never make anything
>>29662319
>wanted to be a blacksmith since seven years oldJust getting started
Fastfoodfags and Pizza delivery drivers welcome as well
4th of July weekend edition
>tfw not off of work until next thursday
also
>bagging groceries today
>Women comes in with her own bags
>Package of meat comes through
>ask customer if they would like the meat in plastic as it would be in the same bag as all her other stuff
>NO! she yells at the top of her lungs...
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>>29662245
I truly believe if you haven't worked retail in your life then you don't understand how shitty people are and how disgusting society really is, I work at a supermarket and its been a huge eye opening experience that changed my whole life.
>>29662801
Me too, thieves, idiots, middle aged woman, degenerates, complainers, people looking to start fights over basic shit. A middle aged woman demanded the manager and argued for about 20 minutes because the socks she wanted were an extra 50 cent more expensive. I think a lot less of people now
>drive 1 hour to work every day
>work reception at really busy clinic (patients waiting 2 hours was a typical day, people were crammed like livestock)
>everyone is old and sick all the time
>no one understands how their health insurance works, so I have to explain to everyone in old people terms
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