>Hey Robots,
>Thanks for electing me your new god and savior! I'm a virgin just like you guys! Isn't it great? How do you say it? WWWWWEEEE?
>I think we should all prayer together to stave off temptation from women! Follow in my footsteps, stay a virgin forever! You can be just as godly and cool as me.
>Just be yourself and God will take care of the rest! It worked MIRACLES for me!
>this assblasted you got BTFO in the other thread
kek
suck my fucking dick you retard fuck piece of shit
>>24607854
I will pray for you.
>Dear God, keep anon a virgin forever so he can walk the path of righteousness, hand in beautiful hand, together with me into the light.
>Amen.
Hey Robots, I need some advice badly.
So I'm really looking for a way to make extra money on the side. I have about 1,500 dollars saved up right now but I need 3,000 dollars before next year, and my current job only pays me enough to save 300 dollars every two weeks. I'm willing to put 1,500 dollars down into start-up costs for whatever plan I come up with to make extra money.
I was thinking about finding a cheap car somewhere and then just selling it to someone else for a higher price. I might know some people out in the country willing to sell me a...
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>want to try sizzurp
>codeine makes me throw up
>>24607794
Hit up craigslist for some cheap shit (old game consoles, phones, whatever)
I used to buy iphones that only had broken screens for $20-50 on craigslist, replaced the screen, and then sold em double what I paid
>>24607834
>>24607834
it's pretty good. Think of it kind of like a pumped up version of a percocet pill, but in liquid form.
I never drank enough to get too fucked up, but the high is straight as fuck.
I'd try some percocet if you want a cool substitute high.
It has been such a long time, and I almost didn't recognize you.
I reach for you through the vale. But you, my old friend, are gone. I have ascended to the land of superior may mays. And you are out of my reach.
Supreme Gentleman, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy memes and dank be thy GETs.
What is thy wish of us lowly robot virgins?
That faggot complained of girls only wanted Chads and only wanted generic 10/10 Stacy blondes. Fucking faggot. Im glad he offed himself.
>>24607836
how dare you insult the prophet
leave back to reddit you heretic
>You now remember when the internet wasn't complete garbage
That just makes me sad
Fuck smartphones, fuck them in their stupid asses
>tfw the Internet is ruined forever
>>24607735
Inb4 someone memes that the internet was always compete garbage.
>have Chinese friend
>parents didn't feed him and he was poor
>naturally gifted at math
>got a full scholarship, despite having trashy parents who wanted to abort him
I can't even use the fact that I was raised Terribly(at least my parents fed me) and was poor as an excuse for being so dumb
>>24607668
The thing is, even if they're poor, they probably pushed him to do nothing other than academics.
That's the Asian version of the American dream, it's the shit all Asian parents force upon their children.
>>24607715
He told me his parents didn't care what he did, he forced himself and now he does not talk to them.
Yea me too desu, especially going to school with rich asians.
I had one ask me what math class I was in and when I told him geometry (sophomore year) he asked why passive aggressively rrrrrreeeee smug fucker needs to pay
I think he went to Princeton tho
>it's the year 1569
>suddenly
>dumb 2015 bitch (pic related) appears
Wot do?
>>24607611
Tar and feather the whore.
>>24607611
Crusade that pussy
>deus vult
Get born over 400 years later.
Who /"smart"/ here?
>my parents still expect me to become successful but I'm a stupid, lazy loser whose biggest accomplishment is masturbating 6 times in a day
I"VE STILL GOT THEM THINKING THAT IM ABOUT TO BECOME SUCCESSFUL.
I'm doomed, tbqh.
my biggest accomplishment is holding on to my virginity, and how often i play video games.
>>24607503
You described my life. Are you me?
The economy isn't what it used to be.
If you're a jack of all trades types you're probably going to end up in a call center or factory. No one gives a shit about your Communications or Political Science degree. Soft sciences(Biology, Geology, et al), Law, Architecture... there's just too many of you, so you're not much better off.
So with this in mind how can White guys possibly compete with Asian men? We have the math and engineering skills employers want. We have patriarchal cultures, which women want despite what they tell you. Expect...
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The best way to further your bloodline is to have a qt hapa daughter.
100% white girls can be cute but they're really vulnerable to weight gain, feminism, and other character flaws that will reduce their chances of finding a man.
>>24607475
POO
IN
THE
LOO
Is it so hard?
Is it time for an India hate thread? I think it is.
I'm getting annoyed with Normie's saying that a girlfriend won't make me happy.
I mean obviously I'm not depressed seeing all my friends have girlfriends and talk about sex lives right in front of me.
Its not like its a biological desire to be in a relationship and have sex it anything.
Seriously people piss me off who say oh you aren't depressed over not having a girlfriend. Why cant they accept people can and are sad they are lonely and don't experience romance ?
I mean shit my best friends girlfriend today...
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It will. Oh, it will, you will be the happiest you have ever been. But if a gf is the only thing keeping you from being a sad sack of shit then you're going to blow the relationship in a matter of seconds.
>>24607478
Its really just when I'm reminded I'm single. I don't go around with a toxic aura around me.
Whenever I'm with people who are in relationships I go from 100% to 5%
>>24607459
Honestly if you actually try having a girlfriend you'll find that life isn't suddenly dramatically changed. You still have the same routines, interests, school, work, life, and so on. If you're already depressed, having a girlfriend isn't going to do anything to your life that suddenly makes it better, you'll just be a depressed person with a girlfriend, which in turn will probably destroy the relationship quickly unless you sort that depression out. If you start excercising more outside...
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Where did it all go wrong, m8s?
>>24606779
Literally an exact description of me (except I dropped out of high school). Please come find me soon, Misaki-chan...
>tfw taking comfort in the fact that Satou is 22
>tfw I'll be 23 soon
>tfw it'll make me feel much worse
>tfw can't even pinpoint the exact moment I became a failure
>>24606779
>>24606826
>>24606837
If you guys haven't already read the book, I recommend you do so. It's worth it.
Sadly I think the author may have killed himself.
I put off taking psychiatric meds because I thought they were placebos/dangerous brain damage drugs and would ruin my life. Now I am 30 and my life is still fucked up. I have run out of time and I realize my life was probably ruined by my avoiding drugs. At least it would have been something different.
Do you remember what you were taking? Some drugs are okay, but others were made that will make you lose your cognitive functions i.e. the stuff that crazy people at institutions take that make them zombies.
I got prescribed something like that and I refuse to take it so now it's piling up in my dresser drawer.
>>24606337
>>24606337
Yeah, people worry too much about the potential side-effects and risks of psych meds that they overlook the certain risks of mental illness.
>>A family friend was convinced by some hippy fuck to stop taking her lithium while on a yoga retreat in India - had a psychotic break, ripped the toilet from the ground and hospitalised someone with it before her dad had to fly over two mental health nurses from the states to escort...
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>>24606337
no they most certainly wouldn't have helped much
SSRI's and other antidepressants aren't too bad, there's some evidence that continual use of them can eventually lead to an increase in neural growth in the hippo campus (the current subject of research for depression)
if you were given antipsychotics it's a damn good thing you didn't take them
Vocaroo thread! Let's get comfy guys. Music or voice shoutouts, whatever man
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QrpSYpAwX0
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VWI8YHYpSZ
;_;
>>24606233
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hdjkh76t7O
>>24606426
>tfw no australian qt slowcore gf
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09lGwXJiFEz
Robots BTFO once again.
>>24606131
that's the lamest shit I heard all day and I spent most of it on /r9k/ so that's saying something
Haha yeah once again our opinion is btfo I guess I should just get used to this beatdown in all corners of life I guess i should just keep on taking shit and keep on being stuck in the same mindset haha yeah this is definitely healthy my mind isnt poison at all
>they don't understand that you don't like people who are vain and self-absorbed
>they consider this to be a character flaw on your part
> I am officially a 25 year old kissless, friendless, penny-less virgin who's never even been to a party and the only thing keeping the crushing loneliness at bay is shitposting stale memes on a tibetan finger painting web seminar
I just want to be a normie like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma4Sbdqu5HI
I just want to enjoy life and be carefree.
WHY IS IT SO GOD DAMN HARD?
I know how it is man... You are among friends here we understand.
just scream WOO haha soo fREE i love life and parties! Yeah! ayy jim pass me another brewski! WOOOO so much fun! dance with me baby! feel the beat! jam on your feet! check out my new swaggerific style! don't worry about how much it costed hahah!
selfie!
haha post it on my wall LIKE
can't wait to do it all over again bro
>>24606100
Do you really man?
I mean I shitpost here a lot and it seems like actual robots don't really exist anymore. I can't tell if it's just trolls or everyone else has moved on but me.
/r9k/ what is the easiest way I can die with purpose. Not pussy ass suicide, but what is the easiest way to die fighting for a cause or for an army? I am fucking done with life and don't want to waste it on just suicide.
t. an edgy bastard
Probably travel to Turkey and move across the border to join the kurds. Ypg are Marxists and pkk are considered terrorists by Turkey but if those don't bother you, I'd say dying in glorious battle and taking down some isis fucks with you has to be pretty high on the list. Go get some anon, we believe in you. See you in Valhalla.
>>24606085
Pretty much this
Alternatively join ISIS if you're an edgy bastard and die killing chilluns in france
>>24605942eliminate george soros and stop one of the key players in the current decline of our society
he may not be the master puppeteer, but he is still a valuable pawn to them
anybody who knows of him and the shit he's done will remember you as a hero :^ )
of course this is 4chan so I'm not being serious and am edgy joking tbqh
murder is illegal and bad