Who else is like this?
> Grew up watching sitcoms all the time cause we had no other channels
> Conditioned to laugh at awkward situations
> Always root for assholes/ narcissists if they're right in some way
> Communicates issues immediately/ sternly cause it solves 99% of all problems
I thought we'd have more narcissistic lunatics like me
>>24613355
wow same here fammmmmmmmmmmmm
Has anyone here watched Becker?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5gNLVlKvl0
This show seems extremely underrated;
the main character was very strangely relatable,
in the same way someone like Karl Pilkington is
>DUDE BROWN EYES ARE SHIT LMAO
At least my eyes aren't weak to sunlight you weak mutated shits
>>24613223
You sound mad af
Brown eyes are superior.
>Tfw checking out a qt with brown eyes
At least we aren't prone to alcoholism.
>>24613494
Sad said qt will never find you a superior male since your eyes look like shit lmla
EVERYBODY'S GOING TO THE PARTY
HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME
>Everybody
dancing in the desert
blowing up the sunshine
their best song imo
When angels deserve to
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Could I become a Syrian refugee, destroy all my documents, and return to being 16 years old? I have an intense desire to start my life over.
>>24613118
>and return to being 16 years old?
You can't be 16 again, that's just impossible.
>>24613118
Why a Syrian refugee though? That's a pretty low starting point.
>>24613128
Technically, I cant. But I could become one to the rest of the world, right? My main goal is to go to highschool again somehow.
I normally wouldn't be able to pull it off because there's too much tracking in western countries, but becoming a refugee seems like the blank slate opportunity I always wanted. I just I really didn't want to grow up. I never wanted to become an adult and I'll do almost anything to become a child again, even if it's all a lie.
Does losing weight solve our problems? Im a lifelong fatass
It doesn't fix everything, but it helps a lot. I lost about 70 pounds and got fit, and it's one of the best things I could have done.
Lost 30 kg this year. I'm still the same old me, but I look better.
i finally became somewhat comfortable with my appearance after being pretty much anorexic for a while
Would you date a 28 year old woman?
If I was forty or something and my best years as a male were over.
>>24612999
Is this an offer?
If they had no kids and weren't excessively overweight, then sure.
Reminder if your ring finger is longer than your index finger you are high test
if your index finger is longer than your ring finger you are most likely an actual faggot
>Reminder if your ring finger is longer than your index finger you are high test
it is but in the end what has it got me
what does high test even mean lads
I guess that's why I'm losing my hair.
Does anyone else have "aniki" tall, successful chad friends? It's weird, because they even consider me a "cool guy" and they act like I'm one of them in the sense that I SHOULD be successful and get girls and they're confused about it, saying things like "we really need to help you get rid of that whole virginity thing. You're too fucking old now". I just always feel weird around them, like I'm a younger brother or something.
>>24612888
They just think you're pathetic and feel bad for you.
so i'm not the only one?
i'm the smallest of the group and they like me because i'm funny and weird
also they give me free alcohol/weed, they defend me...
feels good man
>>24612921
But why would they ask me to hang out and stuff then?
I just got a match on tinder and im freaking out
what should i do guys? im new to this shit
>>24612887
talk to her faggot
>>24612899
what the fuck do I say?
>>24612905
Talk to her about anime and international jewery.
>You will never kill her bf in a duel
He would have to have offended your honour as a gentleman and not apologised for a duel to be legal. He can't just be going out with a girl that you're pining over.
Go find another wench.
>>24612948
How about I duel your boipussi with my dick, slut.
>>24612964
>boipussi
>just lift mane
Every time a robot complains about being irredeemably ugly and doesn't post a picture, chad fucks your oneitis.
>>24612995
Have you seen what happens when a legit ugly person posts his face on 4chan?
>>24613047
I've seen what happens when someone who has nothing wrong with them posts their face and gets told that they're completely deluded.
ITALIAN HATE THREAD
>>24612798
Italians are most likely to spill their spaghetti XD
>>24612798
Where are you from,faggot?
>>24612798
Italians behave like fucking niggers, seriously
So let's say you're a kissless virgin who never had a gf. At some point you get a gf who, while not exactly the most attractive, is absolutely wife material when it comes to everything else. She's nice, caring, cooks, is intelligent and so on.
Would you marry her and stay 100% loyal and faithful to her without the feel that you're missing out on other more attractive girls?
Let's assume you're in your early 20s, and once you have the gf, other girls actually open up to you.I think I would
>>24612655
How ugly we talking?
>>24612655
Disregard whores, acquire waifu.
What's there to miss out on? Promiscuous sex, stds, and general hedonism?
>>24612655
>So let's say you're a kissless virgin who never had a gf
I'm that guy and i'm 23.
Start lifting weights and doing roids you high inhibition faggots. Stop thinking about what other people will think of you.
BECOME A CHAD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J5QT0ZV_b4
Thank you zyzz bird
>>24612566
>calling a WoW PvP champion and sonic fan "chad"
wow anon
Rest in protein Zyzz, thanks for giving me a hope for future.
Anyone /kickedout/ here?
My parents made me move to my grandmothers so i can "get clean".
>be me 18, last year of ausfag hs
>have 2 year daily weed habit
>parents (dad mostlty) loses his shit whenever he finds out ive been on that devils lettuce
>about a moth ago they found scales/half an oz in my room when i forgot to clean uo before i head to work (part time carney on weekends/holidays)
>apparently im a drug dealer
>get round table intervention bullshit
>basically they said id be kicked out if i fuck up again
>ff 1 month
>only have a weekly habbit now and got my act back together with school
>get a half sheet of cid off dnm seeing schoolies is here (strayan party at surfers paradise full of dumb drunk sluts getting fucked by chad all week along side shitloads of coppadogs due to muh terror)
>take 25 tabs there and sell em all by Wednesday (event went from 21st-28th) and go home friday seeing no more drugs and all the white girls where getting on my nerves)
>had the other 25 along side a bunch of cash and scales hidden inside a old freezer in a old shed
>rents somehow discover these when im away (pre sure my uncle dobed me in the cunt)
>they dont say anything when i get back other than my grandmothers yard (4 acres) needs to be groomed a bit seeing grandfathet is inna home due to alcoholism
>stay night there
>next day my bags there with a heap of clothes/other shit
>get another talk
>make up some bullshit about how i was blackmailes by this known drug dealer to hold onto them while he went schoolies
>make up more bullshit about how i paid to get him jumped to get these "pictures" he was blackmailing me with off his phone
>dude got arrested there with some cid i sold him when i was up there and was on extended probation so hes going to jail for a little bit anyway so i make more bullshit about how i rated on him
Cont
Continued
>rents somehow believed my bullshit to a certain extent
>still innashit for still being involved with drugs
>still been stationed at fort grandma untill further notice
>probably going to miss out on my 5 weeks of summer carney fun in coffs harbour which ive been looking foward to all year
>mfw no summer sluts this year
>mfw no 3 day prescription amphetamine bingesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Wow is that your weed my bro??
Fuck off faggot, learn to appreciate what you have