Because last thread was deleted and Black Robots is probably sitting in his room crying about "muh oppression & racism" and wont make another one today so I'll fill in for him.
What's got ya on the uppity or the downitty, yall blackbots? Anyone welcomed.
Yall know Kent got laid recently?
>>24616209
>Yall know Kent got laid recently?
His wealthy family bought him an escort because they were concerned about him becoming Elliot Rodger 2.0 after they discovered his videos. There was a whole other thread about this shit.
He's a lucky fucker, to have a caring family like that, desu.
>>24616209
I need songs to fuck a black girl with a fat and tight pussy.
Help me homies.
>>24616267
lel can't go wrong with that hotline bling doe.
Does anyone else just value harmony above all else?
Why are people always fighting with each other? Insulting eachother? Stealing, hurting, lying, yelling, intentionally slandering. Why do people always have to be in battle and turmoil.
Does anyone else know this feel? Why cant everyone try like me to be friendly.
>>24616374
this
hate those fucking assholes
>>24616374
never understood why some people actively initiate drama... some people don't seem to be able to help it
>>24616374
Yes.
But thinking 'why can't everyone be like me' is pointless. Just avoid people who love drama.
>women who make fun of guys who can't get laid
>Men who make fun of ugly girls
>Men who can't get laid who make fun of ugly girls
>>24616090
>Men who can't get laid who make fun of ugly girls who make fun of guys who can't get laid
M-my otp
>>24616090
Yep, better take revenge on men who never did anything. Good idea.
>How much of an autist does one have to be to still be a KV after the age of 17?
>How much of a reject does one have to be to not have had at least 5 gfs by age 25?
>How much of a manchild does one have to be to still live with their parents at age 25 (with some exceptions)?
>How much of a failure does one have to be to not make at least 100k by age 30?
I genuinely want to know the answer to these questions.
>>24616008
>How much of an autist does one have to be to still be a KV after the age of 17?
But I've never been interested in relationships or intimacy in general, anon. I've literally never once experience >tfw when no gf
>>24616030
>Implying this makes you less of an autist
1. More people than you imagine are KV at 17.
2. Same.
3. This is pretty bad.
4. I guess you're trolling.
Where the fuck do i hang the noose? There are no hooks or anything on my ceiling, do i hang it on the lamp hook?
You can hang it on a doorknob if you sit and lean on it.
Hang it up in a tree somewhere in your neighborhood.
Wait, you are trying to intimidate blacks, right?
>>24615720
This was my problem too, I tied it to a pipe on the ceiling in my basement. Of course I chickened out, I will need a more definitive and quick end.
I matched with a few pretty hot girls on tinder. How do I go about just fucking them and not beating around the bush? I'm so desperate to lose my virginity
They are bots
>>24615372
I've looked up 3 of them on Facebook and they are almost absolutely real people
>>24615406
Swipe right on all the ugly chicks. If they are decent looking and just want to bang, they have tons if guys to choose from. You might have matched but if you arnt a 8/10+ or have massive game, you are going to be overlooked.
All I want is a woman who has traditional values, and knows her place in a household. How do I find such a woman?
>>24615293
I don't know where to find one but I certainly would avoid the US. Their women are far too self involved and outspoken to be homely housewives
>>24615337
housewives don't exist in the u.s because the jews convinced them that to be independent they need to work. all it did was make everything more expensive and now people can barely afford to live unless they have two jobs or the man makes a shit load of money
How much do you make, Op?
>send girl a text
>get a boner
>Girl sits next to
>Get a boner
>Play guitar in front of the mirror
>Get a boner
>Work out in front of the mirror
>Get a boner
>Dress in a shirt and chinos for a change
>Get a boner
>girl tries to flick my nose by making me look down
>grab her hand
>"nice try"
>we both start laughing
>i'm still holding her hand because it's really soft
>get a boner
People who are, as we speak, burning in eternal hell.
I'll start: Shel Silverstein, Charles Bukowski, George battaille
>>24615132
Nobody. Because god doesn't real.
>>24615164
Whoever invented the fedora.
>>24615132
I just got into dr hook, p rad pham desu
I know when that hotline bling,
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling,
That can only mean one thing
It means that mommy is calling me :^)
Ever since I left the city, you
You got exactly what you asked for
MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMESMEMES MEMES
>tfw no ooga girl
>tfw hunter/gathererscum get all the booga staceys
>tfw 24 and still living in parents cave, wanking alone. plus, cant even make fire :(
>>24614766
>r9k B.C.
>24 and PARENTS ARE STILL ALIVE
WHAT GOD GAVE YOU THESE BLESSED GENETICS!?!?!?
MY PARENTS DIED AT 29!!!
You're lucky to be alive at 24.
>>24614766
i bet you have a small club, fucking clublets piss me off.
You won't remain single your entire life because you're short.
You won't remain single your entire life because your ugluy
You won't remain single your entire life because you're poor
You won't remain single your entire life because you have a small dick
You don't get to have that excuse. Just because you were bullied throughout high school, and isolated yourself from everybody in college (assuming you got that far), doesn't mean that your attitude doesn't influence the outcome of your social succes.
You know...
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I'll remain single my entire life because I want to remain happy.
>m-m-muh personality
>implying that Chads and Staceys are interesting in any way and their personalities aren't just bland, boring and their interests aren't almost all the same trivial things
>You won't remain single your entire life because you're short.
>You won't remain single your entire life because your ugluy
>You won't remain single your entire life because you're poor
Ha...
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>>24614851
Keep deluding yourself, i'm sure you'll find happiness someday.
Wagefeels thread
Vent, post, whatevers on your mind about your job, just go for it.
Tfw i make more than all of my neet friends combine, tfw im not happy at all. Tfw no time for vidya, tfw all these roasties hitting me up out if the blue.
>tfw cosy NEET
>tfw wake up at 2pm every day
>tfw no stress at all, do what I want
>lift weights, cardio, eat healthy
>listen to music all day
>40k in my bank, even though my parents pay for all my food/bills :)
Feels good man.
>>24614689
Can a gradeslave come here too?
>UK sixth form
>Study 3 hours after school a day
>would like to study more but OCD makes concentrating for extended periods of time hell, concentrating becomes practically impossible on a bad day
>Friend studies 6 hours a day, literally does nothing to relax, completely and utterly devoted to her learning
>Most people do...
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>Day 4 of NoFap
>>24614664
Img cracks my shit up anon
Day 30 of nofap, last day familia
>>24614664
>Day 5 of NoFap
>Feel horny as fuck
>Fuck a hooker (my 3rd in my life, 25 y/o)
>Fap 3 hours later
>Feel empty inside
>Tfw no GF (ever)
Pls kill me.
Alright, maggots.. listen up and listen good! It's survey time and I expect each and every one of you faggots to comply.
>Already assuming you're male
>Age
>Occupation
>If school, what you studying?
>Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
I'll start.
>M, obviously.
>20
>NEET for past half a yearComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>m
>31
>water resources scientist
>in 10 years, probably in a psychiatric institution or dead, unfortunately
>m
>22
>engineer (structural)
>dead, hopefully
>M
>22
>Student
>Astrophysics
>Some shitty desk job that I'm overqualified for
I have no idea what I'm doing