Anyone here take a shower once a week?
I do.
Shower every morning. No friends or gf anyway.
I shower every few months. I actually like my smell now.
We now need something that mutes unoriginal threads.
>hurr durr I'm gross
nobody gives a shit
Who else here /poor/
>wake up
>downstairs is freezing like usual
>go to do some laundry
>all the soap things are upside down because they're empty>go to fridge
>have no food
>>24622365
>paying for gas in quarters
>capitalism
you shoulda listened
You should keep empty food boxes in your pantry so it looks like you have food
I like to go in the kitchen and stare at them when I get hungry
Who /lewdwithsiblings/ here?
Sisters, cousins, "practice kissing", panty-sniffing, secret cams in washroom, jerking off to the sound of Chad having sex with them and being a kek, what have you got fellow robots?
I have quite a story to tell
Have an imouto. We regularly fought like animals and drew blood. Couldn't fuck her if I tried, and she's not bad looking.
>>24622268
>be 20 y/o me
>be not ugly or fat or anything, just given up on society and instead stay inside with my North Korean drama novels
>dated two girls, one was literally just one date with nothing happening and her running away at the end of the movie and the other was a few dates and got to 2nd base ( think that's what it's called, got to grope her titty over her shirt) but that's it
>have...
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>>24622268
My family is normal and well adjusted so i don't know that feel you mentally ill frog
can social anxiety be cured without constant use of drugs or alcohol?
I'm so fucking tired of this shit man
I feel like I've tried everything
>>24622089
No, just get cheaper alcohol
Have you tried just being yourself? Original comment desu senpai
>>24622089
Self imposed exposure therapy. How much anxiety are we talking here?
What do you call the room in your house where the main TV is and all the sofas and chairs are?
The living room. My dad calls it the great room since that's what it lists on the floorplan (it's connected to the kitchen and dining room).
the front room
the studio apartment
>tfw poor
>these are the kind of people that visit /r9k/
>>24621963
better then I thought tbqhf
>>24621963
Someone's jealous of all those pills
>>24622280
>jealous of addiction
u dumb my friend?
Dear no fappers
How is your no fap going? Did you know that your one-itis was out partying last night? Not just her, but every one you look at thinking 'ouh she is a bit cute'. She was out getting hammered last night, then went home with some weird obnoxious guy and got fucked in the pussy.
How long have you sissies been doing no fap by now?
I just fapped.
>>24621949
Why didn't you fuck her before Chad this. There you are in your chair not even fapping, like a sissy wearing an invisible dickcage
I'm going to cum to this image OP.
>be cutfag
>see non-cutfags saying how great it is to not use lube when they jerk off
>realize that I don't either
D-did they do it wrong? Did my parents get a discount circumcision?
HELP ME ROBOTS
I NEED ANSWERS
>>24621944
Do you have mobile shaft skin when you're erect?
>>24622118
Yeah, is that unusual?
In your opinion, what do you think are the top 5
"manliest" jobs a a man could have? And what do you think are the top 5 "unmanliest" jobs?
blowjob
handjob
footjob
rimjob
Turkish beard hair dresser
>>24621906
Chad fucked that snatch you know
>>24621906
hot pic got any more?
are you afraid of girls?
No.
Things I'm afraid of:
>confined spaces
>little birds
>the jews
>>24621857
Yes, I'm afraid of speaking to them or flirting because I have no idea how. I'm also scared of them hitting or hurting me because I'm thin and weak.
Not afraid perse, but im just bad with them and get really afraid I'll say or do something inappropriate.
I'M TRIPPING ON DXM AND I'M HAVING A REALLY BAD TIME WHAT SHOULD I DO
calm down, take a llittle walk in your backyard, you will be fine I love you
>>24621859
I CAN'T WALK
Why don't you feel good? Nauseous?
Lie down, put on some music, try to find someone to voice chat with on Skype, I find that helps
>"Well another weekend over already! Gosh time seems to be going so fast since we got out of college. Hey I'm kinda tired, I might head to bed now if you don't mind. Will you join me? Maybe we can listen to music or talk with the lights off or something?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Rzkoag36I]
I fucking WISH that I could have an American Football type of relationship
>"Hey I can feel you fidgeting you know. What's wrong? Are you having trouble sleeping? No, it's okay. I wasn't sleeping either. Hey turn around, I hate speaking to your back! There, that's better. It's too dark, I can barely see you! Wait, there's your chin, and your mouth, and your nose, an- oh! sorry! I didn't mean to poke your eye out. Here let me kiss it better!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7yYMfjVNJc]
>you will never arrive home from school to find your mom sitting in the living room and saying "hey anon, come here for a second, I have something to tell you" and go in to find her half-rising from the sofa, and feel instantly sick as if you've been winded, and sit down beside her and have her smile a little though with a somewhat shaky mouth and tell you that you know all those check-ups she's mentioned recently, well it turns out she has pancreatic cancer, which has spread to her lymph nodes, but that she's fine and everything...
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Why do stupid PC faggot people say mUslim, not Maeslim?
I can't write it, here is the sound recording:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vqCTYyihAO
Why is it? Sounds so fucking stupid when you say it with U
the way youre saying it is the PC way. In america people who go "Mooslims are taking Over" are routinely mocked.
>>24621711
>"Mooslims are taking Over"
Which way is that? With U or with AE?
>>24621621
You done sperg out. What accent is that?
where did it all go wrong for you anon
>>24621565
What do you mean? It never goes "all wrong," and all it takes for you to realize that is for you to stop you shitty habits and to do something worthwhile for a bit.
>>24621676
can you elaborate please, and be a little more concrete
i want to improve my life
>>24621721
Shitty things: Browsing 4chan more than 2 hours a day, not having at least a part-time job for social interaction and skill set learning, no musical instrument experience, not trying to be as good you as you can or want to be, not working out, haven't read a book in over 6 months, etc...
These are obvious things, you could probably take a pen and paper and list more. After having a list of all shitty habits or activities you do, just work on rectifying one per month, and bam, in no less than 2-3 months...
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>tfw femanons won`t go away
>tfw their presence alone made the board less enjoyable
At least stop posting, just lurk, please.
>>24621527
>tfw intellectually know women are shit but still want them
stupid evolution
>>24621527
Fucking rejected roasties should be banned on spot.
>>24621617
being an animal is suffering, at least the robots of the future will have a chance with genetic engineering and making digital copies of brains, they'll live free of these desires, either by way of a perfect mind/body or by its rejection.