>tfw i got raped by a woman with an STD
Sorry to hear that. What's the disease?
>>24624120
Was she hot? This is important.
Raped how? Did she fuck you while you were sleeping or something? No joke, I genuinely want to know.
/r9k/ I need your help. I don't have any friends, you guys are only friends so I have no one else to talk to about this or give me advice:
I'm at a very pivotal point in my life and don't know what to do. Basically I'm in my fifth year of college and nowhere near graduation after having some bad semesters. My mom wants me to graduate but I'm tired of college and don't think I can do it. I feel like I am handicapped compared to the average normie. I need at least 10 hours of sleep a night and if I can't get it I feel extremely tired and...
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>>24623966
I think by having love eggs attached on your penis and a couple more in your butts, you can overcome it.
No kidding, I used to be very anxious when doing anything in public, especially talking. You know those self-evaluation you have to fill in school but that nobody actually cares about? Well, it is like a self-evaluation, but pushed to extreme, scrutinizing every single detail of your speech, every bits of your gesture, and anything going against expectation feels like the end of world.
I know that...
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I could give you a long answer, but the short answer boils down to finding a reason to work at it, push yourself, and keep going forward. Doesn't matter if the steps are infinitesimal or large. You need something that gives you reason to succeed and which you can count on when you want to quit.
For me, it's family. It's knowing my mom didn't go through hell for me to throw my life away. It's knowing my youngest brother needs me, because we both grew up with a shit absent father, and it would be absolute trash if he had to do it all essentially...
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>>24624297
Lol I know this is a joke but carrying a sex toy in public would make me even more paranoid.
>>24624360
It's not that I don't want to let my parents down I really don't know why I can't do schoolwork easily. Maybe it's because I hate myself and want to sabotage my life.
I don't understand how some men have long and usually dirty fingernails. It's just plain disgusting to look at. Now, I realize that some of your are hopeless basement-dwellers, but at-least take basic care of yourself. Things like washing your hair, showering, brushing your teeth and trimming your fucking fingernails. It's disgusting to look at.
Pic related is acceptable.
>>24623933
I like to keep my nails a bit long and preferably painted. It looks cute and it's useful to do various things, like scratching yourself. Light blue and black are my favorite nail colors.
I always bite my fingernails off, and I break off my toenails.
Haven't actually cut either in years.
Long and dirty is ugly though, you're right.
>>24623933
What if I need to scratch somebody?
Just like gun control sensationalism, this is just the jew media trying to kek the populace into being docile, defenseless sheep.
>full grown man
>almost 30
>no license
>mom drives me every where
that shit is really embarrassing
>>24623880
how do you live 30 years and keep doing the same things wrong over and over
>>24623880
>an ultimate 24/7 Demi Levato source online
wtf man
you got the oneitis really bad
>>24623880
she looks prettier in the face , but she lost her GOAT butt
I don't want to live in a small town i just want to live in a city
...just want to live in a city
>>24623841
If you're a robot, you'd hate the city...
pussy faggot
>>24623948
Im only a robot because I live in the middle of nowhere
How does a girl be good at sex? Tell me robots. What is the stuff that really turns guys on.
>>24623631
When they say "I love you."
when they kill themselves
>>24623631
depends on the guy. many like it when they're more assertive and initiate things
>Mom is pregnant
>Only guy she's been fucking is a nigger
I don't want a niglet brother. What the fuck
>he made another thread
sage goes in the options field
>tfw mom got pregnant by my now ex-husband
>tfw they're still together
>>24623867
hey there alabama
>Have qt gf
>At this point been on 4Chan for 2 years
>Mainly /gif/ and /g/
>try /r9k/ for first time
>ohiamlaffin
>Browsing /r9k/ for keks and self-esteem boosts
>tfw 2 weeks later you're keked in same position
>tfe autistic sperlord robots predicted your future
Goddamn it, I wish I was making this up
>have gf
stopped reading right there
go fucking kill yourself and get off our board
>>24623228
Normie, newfag, kek and an attention seeker
i think you know what you have to do
Also
>wagekek af
>been drawing sad frogs on recipt paper all day
>for 2 days
>manager finds 30 frogs
>I have to pay for it out of paycheck
Fuck my miserable life
>be me
>29 yo
>married to a devoted 30 yo housewife
>(late)Thanksgiving dinner at my parents house
>Dad and my wife look at each other a lot
Aaaaaand later on they confessed to me that they had sex seven times before we both married. My mom knew what they did and she said they are getting a divorce. I'm also getting a divorce with my wife. What now? What can I do next with my life? I'm a bit sad,...
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>>24623142
sorry about half your shit beta sucker
>>24623142
fuck your mom to get back at them
if you do not wear big smile and nod like it is all fine and everyone does this kind of thing then you will get rekt and fucked up.
play the game and get fucked.
are tall girls more open to dating guys shorter than they are, or are manlets genetic failures?
>>24623136
>5'11
>"tall"
6'-6'2 is tall
5'10-6' is eh
<5'10 is subhuman womanlet trash
They are. The issue is being seen in public with a guy shorter than you is very shameful. Just go for 5'4-5'0 girls OP.
My mom was taller than my dad. She's 6'0'' and he's 5'10".
She's taller than my step dad too, he's about 5'5" I think.
/r9k/ has attracted femanons that feed off the energy of beta males. This board litterally empowers them and they know it.
They come here for a to laugh, fap and get off.
>>24623122
This is known fact fellow robot. These Chads and Stacies come here like to zoo. To see weird and hideous animals.
>>24623158
And what do they say about cornered animals?
>>24623175
Beta uprising. When it will happen?
How good does it feel to fuck a chubby girl?
They almost always stink.
Pretty good, they arme soft af
>>24622805
all soft like being enveloped by a marshmallow monster
also a bit gross after if she doesn't have a nice face
>There are still people on here who want a gf
Technology has your back guys. The feminists may try to stop them but the demand is too high.
Our salvation is coming.
I love these pictures.
m-my fetishmore please
I sure hope so, buddy. The glorious nippons are on it already. Maybe some day we'll all make it
fuck why did i read all that shit on /x/ now i can't sleep
>no sleep because of babby's first scary story
how old could you possibly be
>>24622544
>he got scared by /x/
Out of curiosity, what did you read, Op? I haven't been spooked by a post on /x/ for years.
>Bend over and lemme see dat boi pussy
Wat do fami
>>24622507
bend over
spread ass
bite pillow
That is literally my only desire in this world.
; _;
why is this shit turning me on?