Starting off with some pictures from Detroit
>>24642944
werioqrewiop
>>24642958
ioiwerowreo
>>24642978
zxcmnwmwe
If you have a strong jaw you are not a robot.
>>24642882
I agree, weak chin is the most beta/robot trait you can have. It's a death sentence.Currently trying to work up the courage to go to a doctor for a chin implant
What if you have a strong jaw but were born with three arms?
No I have a strong jaw and it wasn't too noticeable, and mine is Chad tier.
Then I just started lifting harder and boxing 24/7, my neck got thick as fuck (and when I mean thick, I mean extremely thick)
And it really changed my whole appearance and how people treated me
Certainly pulling more one night stands nowadays though
Get surgery and lift, or just stick out your lower jaw if you're a low test beta
Hello /r9k/ I'm tired of being a KV so I've decided to get with an escort
Any other anons have any advice or experiences, I'm kinda scared about this
>tfw live in a 30k pop town
>tfw have no idea how to find a non std streetcorner prostitute
help
>>24642654
I live on a military base
I'm too scared to use local escorts
>>24642636
I'd rather be a virgin than the guy who can only get sex from escorts honestly. You're a sad man.
>making 400 a week working 30 hours watching Tards so they don't chimp out
>have qt coworker I'm gonna ask out
>just bought a new car
>starting my masters so I can make even more green
So why would you choose to be a NEET?
>>24642626
>inb4 the neet who claims to rake in 300 a week from the govt
>>24642626
>have qt coworker I'm gonna ask out
I'm at a point where even reading random people's mundane thoughts and situations gives me almost painless jealousy and other feelings which I can't describe. When will this end
>>24642661
I actually do think they make at least 300 a week...
that's like a 15k annual salary how the fuck are not on food stamps
I'm trying to work up the guts to attempt suicide sometime this week. What are some methods that, if I fail, won't leave me with bodily or brain damage? Hanging and helium are out because of the risk of hypoxic/oxygen starvation brain damage in case I fail for whatever reason. My antidepressants will also cause brain damage if I overdose on them, and Tylenol will destroy my liver. I don't know if I want to die but I do know that attempting suicide is the only way I can express myself at this point, but I'm not opposed to actually dying if that's the way things pan out.
>>24642529
I doubt there are any suicide methods like this.
Doing something so dangerous that it kills you will always leave you with some permanent damage if it doesn't work out and kills you.
Sorry.
>>24642565
What if I cut along my forearm to bleed out? I'm more concerned about brain damage than bodily damage, for what it's worth.
>>24642614
Serious blood loss won't leave you any brain damage but there are some big downsides.
Cutting your forearms is very unlikely to result in death. It is also incredibly painful and agonizing.
It's not really a good method.
Post ur coolest bridget pics itt
Such a cutehot face
>>24642501
This girl should have her hair in side pigtails with a red bow on each one, that would be so kawaii
Pigtails are cute :3
What hairstyle is good?
I want to be a gentleman.
>>24642485
Depends. If you just keep it trimmed and not covering your ears, most people will consider it neat.
>>24642485
I you want to be gentleman, stick to that fedora ;)
Undercut
KIM HAS DIABETES
Haha, feels good not to live the rich and hedonist lifestyle :)
>>24642394
Source
Asjfyejevdifbdkd
>>24642423
/watch?v=yJIHoMnwS-8
feels gud man
Fortunately Kanye's dick is full of insulin.
>tfw living out of my car
Anyone else know this feel?
Where do you park for the night?
>>24642399
the woods
>>24642342
Do you like it? Sounds neat
>mfw my gf left me as she got hooked back to her old friend
>mfw she was telling me "you're the best"/"you're the most important"/"i will never stop love you" and were all lies/bs
>mfw when i was telling these things too but they were true
welcome me to the r9k buddies
No honor among cunts
>told bf "you're the best"/"you're the most important"/"i will never stop loving you"
>he became a basement dwelling maniac who only smokes pot and re-hashes memes
>too ornery to go back on my word
>guess I'm going to marry this retarded baneposter
god I hope the beta uprising happens and I get my shit ISIS'd in.
>mfw ex gf cheated on me twice
>"at least I told you I did!"
I don't know how that would have made it even better but she broke it off with me before I could even say anything
last I heard, she was slutting around a lot of black guys
Is there a more accurate list on this website?
>>24642205
fairly accurate
>mu
>high tier
Lower mu to low tier and pol to underage, and it's fairly accurate
>/b/
>above /mlp/
ring ring, calling bullshit
post black guys
here you go niqqa
>>24642187
>tfw hate being black
>>24642217
Can I sissify you?
>the average young boy/man watches 50 porn clips per week
Maybe if you count jumping around the video to find best parts.
>women think men sit down and watch a porn clip in its entirety from the beginning to the end
whats the problem here?
not everyone gets pussy on the regular.
>timeless hairstyle
>low maintanence (literally just tie your hair up)
>ALWAYS looks good, seriously. Ugly people can pull it off better than any haircut
Why aren't you growing your hair and tying it up?
>low maintenance
Kek
My hair is too thick for that
>>24642181
You can trim the thickness at the barber's.
ITT: worst things you've done to your dick.
> second grade
> playing with magnets
> these are pretty strong magnets, I found a couple like them recently, they're really strong
> put one on either side of my scrotum
> crushing my balls in a vice
> have to pry them off with my fingers
> ninth grade
> masturbating for hours
> decide to use lubricant
> use soap
> next two weeks dead skin flakes off my dick like a snake shedding its skin
> I thought I'd destroyed it for good.
> tenth grade
> hear about std testing where they swab your dick with a q-tip
> stupidly decide to experience it by sticking a q-tip with the cotton ripped off up my urethra
> burned for three days
> no stds because khv.
> have erection for more than 5 hours
> heard about a procedure where the doctor stabs your dick to let the blood drain
> try it with a steak knife
> blood shoots everywhere
> wrap it in gauze and leave it
> goes soft
> agony to get hard for the next few months
> amazed I still have my dick