Would you kill your parents before killing yourself hypothetically?
if I ever was to kill myself, yes I would kill my parents
>>24506982
why
>>24506966
No?
Do you team kill everyone on the server til you get kicked when you want to stop playing? if so fuck you.
>>24506966
No, i specifically have alot of money set aside for them when i do die/end it
/spoiler/ prolly going to be before they do /spoiler/
>working out at home
>lift only in boxes
>finish set
>penis feels inverted
>look down
>literally like 1 inch
>smaller then my thumb
Small penis feels. No 6+ inch allowed.
Why did you include the part about lifting boxes
7" and mine does the same during weight training
it turtles into a knob. all the blood is going to the muscles tbqh
>dat feel when too much stims and da dick turns into a little knob
bruh i was a 1/2 incher for like 2 days, spooky as fuck. stay strong lil weiner bros
Anyone experienced with getting drugs off craigslist? Any advice to know if they're legit?
>Don't do it
But I want muh weed
>Use darknet
I'm too stupid
>I'm too stupid
Ot's not hard, dumbass
if you're only getting weed, live somewhere it's legal and have the necessary documents to get it, craigslist is great. otherwise, you're taking a huge risk, and will probably get ripped off. just lrn2 dark web or find a friend of a friend who will sell to you
>>24506778
I have never heard of anyone getting any drugs off craigslist
What if your waifu/crush had a huge, oversized futa dick that they'd wanna fuck you with?
How big would it have to be before you say "no" to being anally penetrated?
Easy mode: You won't suffer any permanent damage at all.
Why does someone with Lucy Wilde's body have to be the most boring fuck in porn
>>24506582
>Has ddf network porn
>It's not solo or lesbian porn
What a kek.
>>24506658
Which one? Don't know who the brunette is but the blondie is Kyra Hot. She's really nice, she'll cream in all the videos she's in (at least in all the solo/lesbian stuff, I don't watch boy/girl since I'm not a faggot).
hey anon wanna have a good time? just bend over, trust me it'll be fun ;)
oh, and don't worry, it's going all the way in, too.
>25
>5'8"
>still have baby boy prepubescent arms
>girls have hairier arms than me
How am I supposed to be taken seriously with such boyish like arms?
try spreading masculing semen on it
>>24506568
you may think it is a joke but if a guy does not have sufficiently hairy arms, he is subconsciously seen as the inferior male
don't blame your lack of general manliness on lack of hair anon, hair doesn't matter that much. it's more of a hassle than anything
t. a sasquatch-mode anon
>tfw the beta uprising will never happen
>>24506514
desu the real beta uprising should be fixing your life and improving it
lashing out like a baby having a tantrum is just sad, your problems are fixable
>>24506534
Fixing it won't get me a gf.
>>24506514
ISIS is the beta uprising. The majority of their foot soldiers are poor virgin sandniggers that joined so they can kill normies and fuck loli poon.
Sup /r9k/, I am looking for other piss bottlers.
>tfw your piss goes over the handle
>tfw it has been sitting in your room for two months get ripe
>>24506503
I am working on bottle number five /r9k/
>tfw four gallons of piss.
Look at how all the waste walls to the bottom of the jug /r9k/.
final one /r9k/
Just the little bit of physical skin contact with my female barber feels amazing. Is that normal? My whole body felt tingly and nice inside, is this what i have been missing all my life?
>>24506426
>when her tits lightly press against your shoulders when she's cutting the fringe
>MILF barber giving me a haircut
>"you're so cute"
Did she want my d?
That's ASMR, it's common with barbers as it tends to be more common when being spoken to by someone close to your ear.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response
Anyone playing runescape/darkscape/2007scape and wants to skype for a while as i play through the night no-lifing. You'll have to ignore casual fapping every few hours but besides that i can be rly nice to talk to i swear. or we can listen to each other breathe.
>>24506389
id love to play rs with you sometime
my skype is negroleauge
Why not post on /v/ or some kind of runescape forum?
because /r9k/ is rly nice :(
>be me
>7th grade kid in elementary school
>ride bus to school every day from/to the country into the city for school
>1 hour bus ride each way, one of the last kids to be dropped off after school
>boring as fuck
>bus seating, generally arranged in a hierarchy with youngest grades at the front (starting with grade 1), and oldest at the back
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>retarded Steve is obsessed with the tv show home improvement
>constantly trying to imitate Tim Allen grunt noise, whatever the fuck you call it, "daarrroooouh?"
>he is farting all the time and it smells disgusting
>open windows to vent the stench
>still bored
>command micro Sam to collect backpacks for my amusement
>the last time he collected them,...
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>he decides to do it
>omfgyes.dll.zip.exe
>he pulls his pants down and puts his feet sort of up on the seat in front of him
>micro Sam hands him the opened lunch bag
>retarded Steve holds it up to his ass and lets it rip
>the shit explodes into the bag, propelled by tons of gas
>jesusfuckthesmell.bat
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>micro Sam fucked his neck up, hit it against one of the seat pillars
>bus driver freaks the fuck out. unbuckles her seat belt and stands up yelling "what is going on" over and over again
>bus driver sees shit covered, vomiting, injured micro Sam in the aisle crying and screaming
>retarded Steve begins freaking out
>i am afraid of retarded Steve. he is prone to violent outbursts and has incredible retard strength....
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>known a girl for while
>says i was extremely important
>i felt the same
>she tries to drop me by just not talking
>i finally get her to admit she doesnt want me in her life anymore
Why am i happier with an answer like "get out of my life" than when it wasnt known if she wanted me gone?
i mean right now im not feeling any sadness, its like i just wanted an answer and dont care what the answer is, i just want to know.
closure is always a good thing
this is the worst fucking pepe i have ever seen
>>24506330
yeah, but shouldnt i feel atleast some pain? i just wanted to answers, they could literally be "kill yourself". It seems i just like answers
>don't worry bro, having sex is nothing special
If sex truly is "nothing special", why do normies spend huge amounts of time, energy and money to get it?
they're trying to hog all the sex for themselves
plus they want to keep betas down, which makes them feel good about themselves.
They are right in the sense that it feels worse than masturbation. But on the flip side the low after ejaculating is not as severe.
It really isn't as important as you'd believe. I can just stop having sex, it makes no difference to me.
It is essentially a different form of masturbation.
Of course this may not apply to normies as I have "anti-social personality disorder." Psychologists don't know shit.
what should i tell therapist today
tell her you want to help putin kill all the kebabs
Have you told your therapist about r9k? I'm wondering if I should tell mine about it...
>>24506300
/r9k/ isn't real anon
we're all a figment of your imagination
you know this
take the medicine
I've been wondering this for a while, regular "vanilla porn" gets boring after a while. People move on to more hardcore content. I've read many posts of someone going from regular porn to more hardcore and messed up stuff, some people admit to start watching gay and tranny porn, which for a "straight" person, it's not exactly normal.
What do you all think? It makes sense, but I've been "vanilla" since I started fapping.
>>24506107
It opens your mind to new ideas, by that i mean you're just fiscovering things you liked that you didn't know you liked. nothing bad really and everything changes your brain, the connections are constantly changing or whatever.
A lot of this is anecdotal.
Example, Hugh Hefner can only get off to gay orgy porn because he has seen all the straight stuff.
In reality, porn taste may change over time but moving towards more extreme is only one possibility of many.
>>24506107
Shit can get crazy. I rarely watch vanilla porn anymore. I'm always looking for something sickening. Rape simulation, granny, anal destruction, trap, jailbait, etc.
The one that makes me feel more guilty is trap porn. You're sitting there on your chair watching a guy fucking a girly guy in the ass as his dick bounces on the screen.
It's a sad road.
Post 'em
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