do you ever get really angry about other guys having sex easily while it's like some fucking mystery to us we have to devote our lives to? Sometimes I start to quake with rage when I think about it.
I get out of the house, I'm social, I have money, I have my own place, I'm fit, I'm average looking, I dress decently, I talk to girls occasionally. Still a KHHV. And when I look for advice it's literally "lol bro it's not hard"
>>24508735
the less you need it, the more you have it, easy maths dude
>>24508735
I don't really get angry but I think that's because my dissatisfaction comes from general loneliness as opposed to a lack of sex. I want to really connect with a girl; the physical aspect is sort of an afterthought to me. However, for guys who really want to get their dick wet, I could definitely see different levels of testosterone and other physical aspects affecting their mood and inspiring anger.
>>24508825
>I want to really connect with a girl
Dude please heed this. As somebody who was like you... NEVER love anybody or open up to them. If you let people in... Then when they leave you it hurts like nothing you can imagine
>I am able to cook for myself
>>24508591
>le funny hat joke
>le if you disagree with me then you look like the guy in the pic may may xdxdxd
>OP so buttdevastated about his inability to cook he has to call others who can fedora-wearing-neckbeards
Enjoy your McDonalds, fatso.
>>24508630
Le hates may may man
You have no friends
Welp they've finally done it they made feel simulator 2015. Thoughts?
>>24508422
fuck that shit man, i just got kekd
i think we all know what the next step is
>>24508422
Was too short to feel much of anything.
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CUNTBOOGERS DELETE THAT THREAD AFTER SOMEONE MENTIONED MODS DELETING SIMILAR THREADS WHAT THE FUCK I'LL SHOVE A HOT POCKET UP YO' MOMMY'S ASS
>>24508277
Maybe try asking on /qa/? I have no idea if staff even pay the slightest attention to the board but at least it's a place you can discuss moderation without being banned.
>>24508277
>THAT THREAD
Be more specific dude
>>24508666
second to last word of OP
>Be Indian
>Have autism
>Smoke Weed And Become Shame Of Family
>Weed is the only thing that makes me happy
>Go to jail and keep going in and out for violation of probation for smoking weed
>Quit smoking weed and begin overeating and become overweight
>Find out i was born with heart condition
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Well first off: DESIGNATED.
But also, that sucks i guess. Where do you live?
>>24508435
California Northern
>>24508471
>Norcal
>go to jail for smoking weed
that's some really bad luck senpai
How can I live a more positive lifestyle?
>>24508171
Stop caring about things that don't matter.And smoke some dank kush.
>>24508199
examples of things that don't matter?
am retarded
plz help.
>>24508218
Getting heated over something that's happening half a world away.
Well robots, just got dumped by my girlfriend of 3 years. Got me to move across the country for school and left me stranded here. Don't know what to feel.
>>24508031
You had it coming you dumb normie shit. Get off my imageboard
>>24508050
go fuck yourself group home faggot
this isnt your sekret club and hasnt been for over 5yrs and you dont get to decide who visits this board or posts.
now go reeeeee and shit yourself in rage you sad pathetic will never have friends irl faggot
>>24508050
>>24508108
Can we just post some funny pictures?
I usually don't do this but I need help, and I have seen dog threads on here before. I think my dog is sick, or at least I think something is wrong with him. Before today he was fine, but he's been doing some things that he's never done before; just in general strange shit. Especially a few minutes ago.
I was feeding him and he kept taking little nibbles then bolting off (not running, but bolting), and then he would sit there and stare at me. I tried moving his bowl closer to him and moved it around a bit. Same thing. He took a nibble and then bolted to...
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Fuck off. Hope your dumb dog dies.
>>24508016
Post on reddit. Its an extremely informative website. Here you'll only get shitposting
Maybe reddit.com/r/dogs or something.
Take him to the vet or put some diatamaceous earth (food grade) in his water to naturally kill the worms btw check his shit for worms
>All big video games were disappointing. I was expecting a 10/10 year and it was an 8/10
>Android phones went full terrible, Snapdragon 810 was awful and ruined everything. Nexus phones were shit. Android OS is literally a piece of crap now.
>All big movies were crap. Maybe Max Mad was okay, but everything mostly it just felt like manufactured crap.
>Finally got a job with the degree I have. I hate my life.
>Refugee crisis/Syria...
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Oh and I forgot
>SJWs and political correctness gaining massive traction
>Top Gear canceled
>Net neutrality dead
I don't remember most of 2015 because I drank through all of it.
Was pretty shit, been in a depressing trance for most of it.
Some shit I did for the first time this year though.
>visit bars
>visit strip clubs
>went out clubbing
All terrible experiences that I'll never take part in again.
I fucked up guys
>be me. Super underachieving pot head barely not a virgin at 19
>smokes cause I hate people. Can't talk to people cause I am too high
>selling a little bit of weed to get by during college
>selling to fratfags mostly
>i get to hang around cause I have drugs and no threat to their women
>branchingout.gif
>they all want Xanax to get them more drunk or date rape. I don't know
>buying Xanax from my boy nigga t and selling them whole sale to frat
>i am going to more of their parties cause these fags love Xanax and blow. Nigga t sells awful blow too
>I am always there put I shit my pants anytime a girl talks to me
>always end up trying to sell them drugs
>one night I bump into this 8.5/10 that's been buying Xanax left and right
>she is sweet. Doesn't talk much
>perfect for me
>smoke a few bowls and drink a beer or two
>I make a move
>we end up fucking on this table at side part of their frat house
>she just lays there but whatever I got a few moans out of her
>wake up the next day still feeling barred out from the Xanax
>1000x text and missed calls
>allegedly that was one of the fratbro's autistic sister
>he is claiming I raped her
>she got rape kitted
>tested positive for Xanax
>she says I didn't rape her but they claim I did
>cops are involved
>I didn't cum because I was too fucked up from the bars
What do you robots do when some fucks you? Is having sex with a robot just automatically rape?
Here join our secret society fag
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBarbarians/new/
>>24507854
Well if she claims she didn't get raped then at least there's a positive there
>>24507854
I just sent a request
Normie here, sick of the normie life. How do I become a robot?
Leave, and never look back at this post.
We were born this way
>>24507748
top r8 b8 m8
5:30pm
Better get to sleep, wagekucks
Long day coming tomorrow
>>24507537
your insecurity is showing again
>work in an hour
kill me
>>24507537
>wagekucks still awake
If they are, they must be retarded.
I was born in 1995, anyone remember when they were 12 years old and had not a care in the world?
Even though it was only 9 years ago, 2007 was so nostalgic and different from today. I remember renting DVDs of SpongeBob, Drake & Josh, and The Sweet Life Of Zach And Cody from Redbox and all the kids in the school screaming quotes from those shows (i'm ready, leedle leedle leedle, hug me brotha). I remember sipping my capri-sun and eating a Pop-tart, listening to Soulja Boy on my first generation iPhone, gunning down aliens in Halo 3.
Now I'm in college,...
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>having an iPhone and playing Halo 3 in middle school
>>24507356
>The Sweet Life Of Zach And Cody
You were a pleb even in middle school.
This is by far the faggiest post I have read. Please don't make any more threads on this or any other board.
Anyone know where I can get a comfy blanket just like the one the smugneet frog is wearing?
>>24507156
scottish blanket
>tfw hikikomori
>>24507156
woolrich make very nice ones, you pay out the fucking arse for them though
What kind of guys do asian women like?
>>24507068
Guys just like you OP
>>24507068
that pic though
i thought it was gonna be a pretty woman but instead i got dupedalso, there is no right answer because generalizing is very inaccurate :>
Asian Women:
Money > Status > Looks
White Women:
Looks > Status > Money