>go to the mall
>getting food in the food court
>someone in line for the same place i'm at gets their food and the lady at the register says "enjoy"
>he says "you too"
>dinner with family
>waitress drops off food
>"enjoy your meal"
>"y-you too"
or
>waiter sticks out hand for menus
>I go in for handshake
>"uh, ok, ha ha"
>he pulls his hands away
>spaghetti all over hands as he scuttles away with my menu, wiping the ragu...
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>>24510896
Did the exact same thing today fami
>>24510969
you tried to shake your waiters hand? i haven't heard anyone say that before lol
>>24510994
why? just say thanks thats what you're supposed to say
hey /r9k/,
/out/fag here
today one of my professors tracked me down at my job at the bookstore. he told me that i did exceptionally well on my advanced environmental geochemistry final, and overall did really well. he's trying to recruit me to work on a new project and get my masters.
ill get paid five times what i make now and get a free masters degree.
funny thing is, when he asked me what my plans were, i was shockingly close to saying suicide. i guess i had never considered that i could actually be good at something and it came as a shock...
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Drop the oneitis, bro.
whenever /r9k/ has a oneitis thread it's always some dumb slag. She ain't special, go on okc or something.
I-I could be your oneitis...
Just kidding. Good for you for doing well on your final man. Life is like blackjack: you want to stop playing when you lose a bunch of hands in a row, but once you start winning a few now and then it's more fun. I recommend you stick it out, it sounds like you're about to start a winning streak.
>>24510895
This, your far more valuable contributing to academia than you are pining over some vapid bitch
Also, congratulations!
ALL I WANT IS A 10/10 QT VIRGIN NEET GF
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT SO HARD TO GET
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
cuz ur a faggot xddd
wow good post
>>24510672
>NEET
>10/10
Choose one or kill yourself.
Has anybody else's life become so fucked?
It feels like a nightmare I can't wake up from.
>>24510641
Of corsuh.
>>24510641
Well> come on thesb/>>?
I had a nightmare last night. I woke up from it. If only I didn't.
>You missed out on going to the mall on Friday afternoons after school to hang out with friends and hit on girls
I did this in middle school with my twi friends I had. We went into the disney store and the changing room was a purple castle and we pretended it was our HQ.
Too bad those days are long gone
what friends AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>24510464
a) fuck off
b) you should ideally be a functioning adult past the age of 25 earning an income. You can now buy xbox live fallout 4 megafaggot edition instead of hanging out by the water fountain dodging mall security. You didnt miss much.
>Wearing graphic tees after 18.
>>24510214
allow me a moment to decipher this genius cryptic message never before passed. The OP is suggesting that in fact the wearing of graphic tees is actually immature and should not be entertained by anyone above the age of 18 years old. His pic related (the turtle) is smug and condemning the aforementioned behavior of graphic tees being worn after the age of 18.
God bless
22 and still wearing shirts w/ multiple vidya characters on them
>>24510214
>wearing graphic tees after 14
What the fuck were you doing in school op?
This is my toilet
Am I going to die???
We are all going to die.
not blood
>>24509942
Gastrointestinal blood comes in a wide variety of colors. The lighter the blood the closer the wound is to the anus. The darker, the more dangerous
You'll be fine OP, just lay off the dragon dildo for a few days desu
Monthly reminder that happiness is only real when shared.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EN9MIa3Kyc&index=69&list=PLh80EfIug9Vcc4TXkexjo31hPP9V3Xd0S
I don't want this to be true, but I know it is.
>>24509999
If you feel happy alone in your bedroom and no-one notices, were you even happy at all?
>>24510047
I was happy at the time, but it was only temporarily. I knew that in a few hours when it got dark and I was all alone, I would feel depressed again.
Reminder that god does not exist and that science proves that god does not exist. If there is no evidence for something it can be assumed that until evidence arises that said thing does not exist. Therefore all people of every religion should kill themselves.
>inb4: every fedora meme in the world because you don't know how to refute an argument.
Robot must die
>>24509940
Damn... He's right!!
>ITT: 90IQ Religionfags don't understand the burden of proof concept, or attribute affirmation bias to prove the existence of some magical skydaddy
Hey robots, what do you think of the funny meme my sister painted? It's her pet cat in pepe form :^)
>>24509509
I actually like the cat body. It's stylized, but proportional, not caricaturally exaggerated as young art often is.
>having a little sister
>eventually will be chad's
oh, and she made a wok version of the other cat to go with it :^)
Hey robots. To start off, I am chubby, naturally unattractive, and socially awkward, and when I do talk, I talk about things nobody cares about. I live with my parents and want a quick and pain free way to kill myself without making my parents suspicious. Any tips?
To add, I also have no friends and whenever I do manage to befriend someone, I always end up fucking it up.
>>24509487
One way ticket to Syria go fight Isis you piece of shit make yourself useful
>Be Indian in northern california
>Never Get Respect Because Indian
>Have autism
>Smoke Weed And Become Shame Of Family
>Weed is the only thing that makes me happy
>Go to jail and keep going in and out for violation of probation for smoking weed
>Quit smoking weed and begin overeating and become overweight
>Find out i was born...
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>Nothing makes me happier than trap porn
>Nothing makes me trappier than Hap porn
Traps are the only way to go.
They're sort of like women (sort of) but they don't act like attention seeking whores.
You never see trapposters in fembot threads, you want to know why? Because they don't seek attention like they do. They're biologically male so they think different.
>>24509380
They are literally worse than real women. Feminine thinks are what you just described, but then again, any submissive being WILL be selective
Taking applications to be my BF.
I live in the chicago area with a car, please have a flexible schedule because I work nights. I judge myself at a decent 6/10ish appearance, and ask of a similar quality of ugly.
You need to be able to debate me on subjects without getting mad.
>>24509207
What's with the picture, OP?
>>24509227
it's me. If you can't love my body you cant be my bf silly.
>>24509207
You gay?
Roboto
So I really invest my time into Video Games, Anime, Music and Technology/Computing. The thing I don't understand about normies though, is that most stuff they are insterested in, they seem to be only into them super casually. Like most people I meet will watch some super mainstream TV shows, have only watched like 3 entry level anime, only play sports games/call of duty, and listen to random top 40 singles instead of immersing themselves deeply into music by listening to albums and such. And it's pretty much shown to be that way since only 3 songs from a particular...
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>>24509141
I know exactly what you mean. I think it's probably because they are kept very busy with their actual lives (career, school, social life) which doesn't leave them much energy or time for hobbies.
Normal people don't have hobbies. They have interests.
>>24509355
The interesting part is that my counselor I meet up every other week is married, works full time in the mental health clinic, and is really into video games and Anime. He dedicates a couple hours on both interests per day on weekdays. I guess having no kids helps, and the fact that he's been really passionate and into niche games and anime since he was young.
The thing that's weird is that the very few people I know that are really into certain hobbies and have no social life still have at least...
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Hey wagekek's, just started the night shift. Anyone else at work still? Wagekek feel thread.
>>24508785
fuck off, nobody cares about wagies
>>24508785
I start work at 10 and get off at 7 in the morning. It's not terrible but I haven't seen the sun in a while
>work as a roofer
>do solely commercial work ok on larger buildings like grocery stores or apartment buildings
>work during the winter, don't get to /comfy/ and collect EI
>its basically the same as the summer except its freezing and constantly windy
Every day is a struggle, the only redeeming factor is how much I get paid, especially when I go out of town ($3/hour out of town bonus, sometimes a hazard pay bonus, and $60/day stipend for...
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