I haven't fapped in 25 days.
Dubs decides what video I blow my load to. Everyone else in the thread also has to blow their load to said video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avwrL9syLvc
Please get dubs
>>24515330
I haven't fapped in 25 years.
Get on my level.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jaV8OpusLY
>>24515330
BBC
Site of your choice.
Third vid to pop up
how many deci-lordes long is your dick
if it's less than 1 you have a babby penis
why is lorde so perfect?
>>24515363
>lorde
>perfect
O I AM LAFFIN
So since Lorde apparently is 1,65m tall, according to google, my penis is over 1/10th of her height.
wew, close one
>pucci
>boi pucci
discuss /r9k/
bamps
Pucci because I'm not a faggot
>>24515222
>'poochy'
>'boy poochy'
Cmon, Anon! Were going for a hike, what're you waiting for?
>>24514938
My cardio to not be shit.
It might be a while.
>>24514938
>unsecured straps everywhere
hey op what's with the filename, it's suggesting something not yet seen in the photo
>>24514938
>tmp_29648-naked_and_afrai
>what're you waiting for?
Hey look I brought some alcohol
Does anyone else's mood sour immediately whenever anyone mentions dating/sex lives in your presence? This shit's obviously going to be frequent given Thanksgiving is coming.
I don't like being reminded that I'm a genetic failure. I know this with no uncertainty.
>>24514873
No, because I don't base my identity around a lack of sex.
>>24514873
one time my old psych told me to "fall in love", I'm still bitter :^)
>>24514873
I boinked a girl at age 14 if that makes you feel any better.
What are you doing, my fellow robots?
>>24514866
I wouldn't piss in a shitty water bottle like that, you gotta use like Gatorade bottles.
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>>24514879
Teach me more so I can learn from your wisdom, senpai.
>filling out job applications
>realize that I never get hired or called in for an interview most of the time
>mfw I realize that I'm wasting my time
What's even the fucking point?
>>24514790
Keep at it man you'll get there eventually.
I have a bachelors degree and It took me over 50 applications in a month.
Want tips or advice?
you have to call the store youre applyung too, to tell them to look at your aplication.
thats what people tell me
Searching for jobs has helped me get over rejection because every company that has actually responded to my job application has rejected me. Too bad I have no social life and never talk to single women because I work a shit part time job where every woman who works there has someone to love and I'm a fucking loser
>tfw no neutral evil bf
Go to school already, underaged homo.
>tfw no neutral good or true neutral (with good tendencies) bf
just curious, is it the same person who makes this thread every day or just random anons?
How does it feel knowing that you are below me? To know that you will never be my equal? To know that to your puny, enlightened mind, I am a god?
But who are you?
OP needs to barrel roll desu desu
It's whatever man like I could care but why would I? You know what im saying dog liek cats and dogs bro?
We're all mortal even if I am a slave and you are noble you're still my equal you eat shit and piss just like me.
Gnomesayain my homie?
Yeah bro one big family thats what the earth is bro I majored in psychology and philosophy cum at me right now bro but cum softly you know what I mean cum with your mind???
I have the opportunity to be in a threesome(mmf), neither me nor the dude are gay so we're pretty much gonna tag-team this girl. Should I do it or should I just fuck her solo?
I think you should leave this board
kiss the man
Do it. Be sure to fuck him in the ass while he's fucking her so that way you combine your cock powers together. Its like the fusion dance from Dragon ball Z
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>SUFFOCATION...
>>24514435
NO BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I COVER YOUR BREATHING
>>24514458
*epic guitar solo*
>>24514435
KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES. THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE. DESTINATION: NO BREEDING. DON'T GIVE A FUCK THAT I CAUGHT MY WIFE CHEATING
hmmmmmm are there really that many femanons , or are they just doing it to annoy the spergs.
femanon here, idk i think most of us just lurk tbhfam
the ones that do post are from soc
>>24514471
You just posted. Are you from /soc/?
>>24514481
i do go on there, yes
Kill yourselves, manlets.
Fucking subhuman shits.
>>24514411
>hit the gym fatass
is she saying that height can be gained by working out?
>>24514427
That's what manlets haven't learned yet
>>24514427
yeah typical troll bait
Who else here has witnessed a someone with a dumb opinion being shut down IRL? I just witnessed this today.
>be at community college in poor area, majority of people are latino/asian
>in psych class
>professor, an asian woman, asking the class to name stereotypes they've heard before
>she asks "what have you heard about asian people?"
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>professor goes on to say that all stereotypes are actually not valid or true
>the people who were spewing sjw bullshit obviously upset
>mexican girl raises her hand
>"actually white people are privileged"
>professor asks how someone can be privileged just because of their race
>this asian guy tries to give an example of white privilege
>"ok...
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>High school
>Wrote a report on how Indians were cry babies and hypocrites
>Basically redpilled my class
>Teacher starts beckpedalling going back to the typical shit, "White people are evil!", etc.
>After a while teacher gives up and class is left speechless
>The next project on "Controversial History" we did I wrote about how slavery still exists in Africa today and slaves...
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I just like how most people for "social justice" like to be selective about racial disparities. They rarely ever talk about how women get lighter jail sentences for men. And they never bring up how, on average, Asian households have the highest income, making around 20% more than white families. Why doesn't anyone of talk about Asian privilege?
It's happening again. It's only been a few weeks since the last one stopped hurting and already a new one has shown up to destroy me again.
Cute, bubbly, 18, and for some reasons thinks I'm amazing.
It will go the same way the last ones went.
She'll spend months weakening my resolve
The minute I truely fall for her she'll start to become cold
And then I'll have to either try and revive a dead ember, or put it out completely and be alone again.
Any other serial monogamists caught in the cycle out there?
>>24513951
Ask her out now retard
>>24513951
>revive a dead ember
Anon no pls stop this has been my life since I was 16 and I'm 25 now. Just starting to break the cycle now and I'm so fucking bitter and angry and sad about how much of my youth I wasted with someone else, with women who were mean and selfish and just wanted a warm body to cling onto, when I should've been by myself.
Just tell her no. Just take the time for you.
>>24513951
>2 girls have liked and approached you in a few weeks
sorry, you're not a robot. please leave