>tfw drunk
>tfw holding in a piss
>tfw music on full blast with headphones on
>tfw in love with girl you barely know
>tfw moving back in with folks after 5 years of school and work
I'm going to be so bored and lonely I might literally go insane
>tfw bored and attention span sucks
>tfw 150mg dph (benadryls if you dont know- low dose is really sedating) is starting to kick in
>tfw smoking a bowl of loud weed
>comfy in bed, might play vidya until i fall asleep
Does anyone else here have thin walls/a small house?
Every time I try to sleep my dasd runs around the house being loud. If I go to bed early he keeps me up if I sleep in he wakes me up. The walls are so thin o can hear someone breathing downstairs and he just walks up and down the stairs all day and nht going to the kitchen to !make food then back to his room every ten minutes every single day. Its like the only time he does it is when on trng to sleep. I had a headache and tried sleeping and the second I pass out I hear doors slamming and !y parents laughing and yelli...
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Maybe you should move out. Your dad slams shit and stomps around because he wants you gone so he can make food and fuck his wife again in peace. He doesn't care about your feelings because you are worthless, when you get your own place and have a job you will slam doors and bang pans too because it's your house and nobody can tell you otherwise. He runs around doing shit 'erratically' because people who work and have kids don't have a lot of time to fuck around all day.
You're bitching about your parents laughing and having fun together...
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>Rent town home
>Annoying niggers on one side that constantly play loud music
>Annoying white family on the other side who constantly scream at each other
>>24536723
>live adjacent to a family with humongous relationship issues for years
>they scream/fight loud enough to hear the entire conversation, and do so at awful hours like 3 AM
>one day the police show up and arrest the guy
>the woman and whatever kids they had move out a few weeks later
>mfw what was possibly the most destructive and traumatizing moment of their lives...
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>you'll never experience the warm feeling of friendship
>>24536116
>you'll never experience the warm feeling of friendship
iktf
>>24536116
>friendship
Humans are overrated.
>>24537073
So is life.
ITT Spoil something in any season on a TV show
>The Flash
Harrison Wells is Reverse Flash
>Game of Thrones
John dies at the end
>South Park
Leslie is an ad
>The 100
Reapers are Grounders who have become addicted to a drug that Mount-Weather forces them to take
>Jessica Jones
The black drug addict guy is the one whose been taking photos of her
>>24535908
You die at the end of your life.
>>24535908
edgy: the thread
is this the only way you can think of to affect the world?
Twilight Sparkle becomes a princess.
>tfw no dathomirian bf
>>24535906
It's just Dathomiri, not Dathomirian.
>tfw no turkey bfto stuff
>>24536250
>Although the term "Dathomirian" was originally used in reference to the culture of Witches of Dathomir descended from the Human Jedi Allya, it eventually evolved to describe the hybrid near-Human species born from mating between Dathomir's Human female Nightsisters and a group of Zabraks from Rattatak who had arrived on Dathomir during pirate raids.
v0v
Where does /r9k/ fall under Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
>>24535813
safety
i never feel safe
>>24535813
Between safety and belongingness.
I have food and shelter, but no friends or family
I just barely have the safety, my potato brother could go off his meds at any time
Not exactly above all else, I have a higher goal.
But it interests me to be different. To be ceremoniously unanimously different.
Not just another nigger, I want to surpass lil b.
I want to be higher than the based god.
To pass in some spectacular way that will shake the structure of alternative culture. Do perish and return as a shell of my former self as an entity not unlike an urban legend. A benevolent peculiar spirit of sardonicism and hospitality with abilities to marvel at.
Even if it costs me what's left of my sanity and consciousness....
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Me too. You're not that singular...
>>24535526
But do you have a just cause? Some kind of maxim?
I've lived and teetered on both sides, I'm willing to become a martyr for solidarity. It's the least I could do at such a low point in the scope of my living career.
mercedes' cat valkyre found a mouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHi5zLqBiRA
its super irresponsible and dangerously idealistic to think she is capable of keeping it, but she is too caught up in her romantic delusions to let him live free like a mouse should
my heart goes out 2 the mouse.
we've all seen Hamster Hell
i wish kids would stay more grounded in reality
b8mp
Holy shit, I didn't know it was possible for a girl to be a 5/10 but still make me feel feelings.
>>24535389
Those eyes tell you all you need to know.
Are there any good girlfriend simulators that can take your loneliness away for a few hours?
No 2D please, that became weird a few years ago for personal reasons.
fallout 4 has made me completely forget I was in a game. Tldr it's a huge game and one of the things you get to do is make decisions/say things that companions like/dislike/love/hate and you get the chance to romance them eventually. Some texts just completely warm you up from a cold, lonely relationship life.
Obligatory rapelay
>>24536305
youre a retard if you think f04 is anything other than a shit pile
NEETs are nothing more than a different flavor of Chad. Both living lives of hedonism and they both rub it in the faces of those who aren't as fortunate. I don't ever want to see a NEET faggot claim to be a robot again. Real robots are those of us forced to live in despair our entire lives. While Chad is out fucking girls and having fun and NEETs are coasting through life without a care in the world the REAL robots are slaving away at work only to come home to an unhappy life.
FUCK OFF NEETS. YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE. YOU ARE NOT ROBOTS. GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>24535202
>No true Robot.
This needs to stop.
>>24535253
get the fuck out of here you chad or neet or whatever the fuck you are. go enjoy your life like the faggot you are.
>>24535202
MEETs are nothing more than a different flavor of Chad
>believes in god
Definition 1: x is God-life if and only if x has as essential properties those and only those properties which are positive.
Definition 2: A is an essence of x if and only if for every property B, x has B necessarily if and only if A entails B.
Definition 3: x necessarily exists if and only if every essence of x is necessarily exemplified.
Axiom 1: If a property is positive, then its negation is not positive.
Axiom 2: Any property entailed by - i.e., stirctly implied by- a positive property is positive
Axiom 3: The property of being God-like is positive
Axiom...
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>>24535057
It's going to be ok, OP
if god is real how come we have eyeballs
Post your worst nightmares. Last night was the night I realized I really hate the idea of normalcy.
>In living room
>Fuck all on the tv
>Talking to mother when phone rings, she picks it up
>Tells me to hurry to the hospital, wife is having baby
>Wait what?
>Ride to hospital confused as fuck
>Get to hospital
>Sent to the...
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i had a dream that i got raped by a bunch of black people and lost my shoe in their house and really wanted to leave but i needed the shoe to leave for some reason and everytime i bended over to search for the shoe they'd fuck me in the ass again while high fiving eachother and doing weird irish jigs and laughing at me
i could see myself aging everytime i got fucked and it felt like an actual eternity i was in there getting fucked and looking for that fucking shoe and i woke up without ever even finding the shoe which was the worst part of it all, and the black guys...
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>>24534931
Only ever have one kind of dream involving black people. Pic relatedStrangely I'm not actually racist
>>24534795
That honestly sounds fucking terrible
>>24534931
>everytime i bended over to search for the shoe they'd fuck me in the ass
I'm sorry anon but im laffin
most of my nightmares have been about family dying or being severly hurt but two that stand out from the others:
>hallway in house has an attic door
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Anyone else hate thanksgiving for the simple reason when you have family over and aunts and uncles inbeitibly bring their shit spawn with them it usually means your games, computers and/or consoles will be abused if not broken and often you will even be blamed for it.
>Bitchy Aunt and her beta husband along with their deamon spawn of a 6 year old boy visit for thanksgiving.
>ANON I WANT TO PLAY SUPER SMASH NOW!
>"No I don't want you to because last time you broke the analog...
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>>24534647
this is p autistic desu. he was a 5 year old kid and youre holding him personally accountable for breaking you shit
>>24534647
Sounds like a shit family
Our thanksgiving is incredibly festive and celebratory because everybody is excited to see each other
Everyone treats each other with utmost respect, brats like what was described do not exist here, if they WERE do to try and pull that shit they would never see the end of it
Hide your console. Lock your room. Do whatever so other people don't touch your shit.
Nah bro not all women go for tall chads, thats just a meme :^)
Omg it's so true haha
i'll never understand why this board cares so much about what 16 year old girls on twitter and tumblr want
What's wrong with her tweet?
I need a gf RIGHT NOW!!!
failure to comply will result in violence
what are the qualities you want in a gf?
>>24534332
*shoots OP in the head with L1A1 rifle*
>>24534356
isn't fat.
at least somewhat hygenic.
loya.
likes me.