>relatively neutral mood
>drink a bottle of any alcohol 15%+
>feel suicidal and lower than ground
is it alcohol talking or my true self free from my Super-ego ?
whatchu drinkin on anon? might get some myself tbqf
(to be quite frank)
>>24540055
My drinks of choice are Jagermeister (pure), Baron Otard cognac and Olympio muscat.
>>24540040
Obviously it's the alcohol if you don't feel depressed before hand. It's a literal depressant.
>getting drunk in the morning while your parents are at work and think you are at university
>>24539820
done it. Getting drunk in the morning is always shameful tho.
>>24539864
Did you also tell your parents that everything is going well at uni and you passed with average grade even though you never went to class ?
yes, doing it right now, so many sick thrills
Why there is no NEET threads today?
>inb4 all threads are NEET threads
>>24539621
mommy and daddy unplugged the internet so NEET doesn't stay up too late so they will be ready for fun filled Holliday with family ;^)
>>24539621
I still remember that thread the other day bout some NEET miserable with his pathetic existence.
I'd wager without these threads to keep you busy, you have fuck all else to do with your day.
lol
>>24539695
Dude, just fuck you. You actually think you're smarter by still being here?
Seriously, fuck you. And fuck off. Stupid kid.
>tfw not sure if gay or just really desperate
>tfw really don't want to be gay
>>24539574
I'm glad i'm not the only one who knows this exact feel
That image is literally perfect for this board
The mods should sticky it or something
>gay or desperate
youve probably just been feminized, try to get in touch with your masculine and see if you still feel gayish
Even Milhouse has kissed a girl /r9k/. What's your excuse?
I havebut Milhouse and I are still virgins
>>24540002
same my samie same homie "original post"
>>24540002
what this asshole said ^
have you ever experienced a "minor mystical/ experience" ?
One time I itched my asshole with a fart.
one time i poped out af a vigina and figured out i was a sentient being
>>24539458
do existential crises count?
>tfw no fruity and precocious bf
>tfw no mod to delete this thread
>>24539062
its not a thread
its a meme
>>24539096
but it's a thread
mischief thread
>every parent on Earth is kidnapped by Yokians
>perfect time for mischief
>put on Ultralord mask
>get in shower
>start peeing
karut
return to krautchan my man
>>24538756
This is a Gondola thread.
>tfw you will never have von or some other noble signifier in your last name
>tfw you will always be a peasant with low birth
>>24538592
Lots of people have von in their names because lords banged chicks left and right.
>>24538624
tell them to bang my mother next time kk
Can't you change your last name in your country? Here you can change your last name to pretty much any name as long as it has either been used in your family tree within the last hundred years or so or it doesn't exist yet.
I guess there may be some other rules to prevent obscenities so you couldn't use FaggotNiggerDestroyer as your last name.
>using Whisper app to troll roasties
>post something insinuating that feminine men are more attractive than most women
>inundated with private messages from gay guys offering to suck my dick
I wish I was a gay degenerate, it would be so easy.
>>24538317
I get such looks and near dick gropes from gay dudes that I would call handsome.
I wish to god I were gay
>>24538317
What's whisper?
Guaranteed replies:
>If diamond is the hardest metal how come they don't make bulletproof vests from diamond?
>Why do 'men' under 6ft exist?
>My boyfriend broke up with me when I wouldn't let him take my virginity. I think I made the right choice.
Especially the last one, enjoy roasties saying virginity is a social construct and means absolutely nothing.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/04/14/study-finds-surprisingly-that-women-are-favored-for-jobs-in-stem/
women are more likely to get jobs in stem fields compared to their equivalent male counterparts, but they still cry about being oppressed. i dont understand
most women dont give a shit and dont want jobs in stem
its only feminists who will push whatever lie to fit in with le social justice fight
>>24538270
This.
Men want to have/to do/to be.
Women want the positive connotations of having/doing/being.
>>24538296
In other words, all a woman wants is for other people to have heard that she does something, e.g. programs. She doesn't need to actually do it.
>tfw now know for a fact that a girl I know browses this board
>tfw she's a generic Stacey Thundercunt and she's not even 18 yet
>tfw she's convinced she's not a normie but is pretty much the epitome of normans
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
>>24538231
Most girls browse 4chan just to talk about memes on FB and get more beta orbiters.
>"l'm not a normieee xD REEEEEEEEE "
Does this remind you of something ?
>"l'm so fucking different l play VIDYA GAMZ XDDDD l'm so random "
That's it, females are MADE to be whores, literally. Prove me wrong cumdumpsters
>>24538292
Cumdumpster here, I literally cannot prove you wrong.
>tfw saw 2 girls I went to school with post their tits (in one picture, not separately) on /b/ back in the day
>tfw they were SUCH NERDS XD and spat memes constantly
>tfw this wasten years ago
Fuck you Alyssa leave 4chan forever. I don't even remember your friend's name but she should leave too. GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>putting your penis in a vagina
>>24538211
Dubs confirm, you'll never get a gf
>>24538220
Rolling to check out.
>>24538211
Is it hard to find a non-christian gf who doesn't want sex?
I am scared to have the sex and might be asexual anyway
Lets get a /comfy? thread going.
Post comfy things
im lying under warm covers sipping hot chocolate and listening to soothing music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqOhlaG7mXY
>>24538093
America
https://youtu.be/qJCq8wHDh0E
>>24538093
rubbing warm dryer lint all over my face
zfdgfvxxdgreghgdh
Would you spank her?
http://youtu.be/hD52S1K5yDk
>>24538050
yeh dad
>>24538050
my hands aren't big OR stinky
>>24538050
i would smash that fuccin puss button