How would your life be different if you had never gotten a computer?
I would have done better in school but I'd also never have realized I'm not the only one who feels the way I do. That would likely mean I'd feel like an outsider in the world and may have led to edgy behavior.
>>29668445
I would have been a lot more productive and got better marks in school, wouldn't have stumbled into alcoholism, wouldn't have taken the red pill and I would have been happier all around.
brb destroying my pc
Probably would have been a model train autist or something. But I still would have gotten a computer at some point. Not being exposed to the internet for another few years probably would have done me good though.
>go to college
>take acid at festival
>fall in love with drugged-up hippie slut
>have sex and tell her we're soulmates
>achievement unlocked: get gf
>six months later
>now there's a bump on my penis (pic related)
Is this an STD? Can I cut it off with my nail clippers? Should I break up with my first girlfriend?
>>29668444
Shit nigger, shave that fucking forest and yea u have aids :^)
HPV by the looks of it. Your dick is now weaponized to give women cervical cancer. I would not suggest performing minor surgeries on your own dick, but doctors will be able to freeze it off or something.
>>29668444
hahahahaha /r9k/ was right again take that you normie scum. this is why virgin girls are superior
Hello robots,
Two days ago, I posted a site I had just created.
http://youtubetowebm.com/
This site lets you take a youtube video, give a start and an end time, and then will return to you a webm of that youtube video.
The feedback I got last time was "There should be a button to exclude sound." I've been hard at work, and finally got that added.
Anybody want to try it out?
>The feedback I got last time was "There should be a button to exclude sound." I've been hard at work, and finally got that added.
I made that suggestion! OP is not a faggot, this time
>>29668446
Give it a try, I've also done some work to improve stability/performance. In the last thread I it failed to make a webm for about half the people who requested one. I'm aiming to do better tonight.
>>29668423
Why the fuck would it take more time to remove sound? Assuming you're using ffmpeg just throw in -an and you're done.
Robot9000 attempts to prevent repetition in IRC channels by temporarily muting users who send messages that are identical to a message that has been sent to the channel before. If users continue to send unoriginal messages, Robot9000 mutes the user for a longer period of time, quadrupling for each unoriginal message the user sends to the channel.
>I'm thinking this is why this channel is called Robot 9000 so please stop with all the "you're a robot, you're not a robot" ...thanks.
fucking summer kid get out
sageeee
If you want to know your true opinion of someone, watch the effect produced in you by the first sight of a letter from him.
>>29668405
Fuck you normie fag
Friday night is Talk Oh Tuesday
Come in in, discuss your feels, good, bad or neutral. Anything that's on your mind.
ive been kind of talking with this girl for a bit and yesterday she had actually asked if i wanted to grab some pizza and go to her house to watch movies today, which threw me off guard. naturally i said yeah because virginboi, so she gave me her address and we had set a time that i would go over. so earlier i bought a pizza and showed up "fashionably late" or whatever the fuck normal people do and sent her a text that i was outside. she replied by saying that she forgot we were hanging out today and that she was hanging out with her ex boyfriend at the moment. i just...
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I fucking love that picture.
I would talk about my current feels but I don't know how. It's a strange feel, one I can't quite put into words.
Picture is unrelated, I just think it's funny.
>>29668474
why do people pull shit like this all the time
is it really that hard to not be a bitch
she could have at least told you to fuck off before you got your hopes up
>"Anon, what's a normie?!?"
>>29668368
I'm a normie! born and raised.
I'm probably one by your faggots ridiculous standards. Nice thread loser.
>>29668390
>I'm a normie! born and raised.
reee! get out! get out!
>when the liquor store clerks start getting too friendly.
>>29668321
>mfw i alternate between 4 different liquor stores throughout the week so the clerks at each one don't think I'm a total alcoholic
>mfw i see one of the clerks now working at a different location (same company, must have been transferred)
>mfw i now avoid that location and rotate between the other 3
>become friendly with gas station guy
>He asks for my number so we can hang out
>never texted me
it's cool i didn't want a friend anyway
>tfw I just creep out my local liquor store girl every time I go in
>tfw it's small, one staff on the night shift, and open really late, so she probably thinks I'm going to fucking rape her or something
>tfw I'm really just a sad drunk dude who doesn't care
>tfw she's really, really pretty and we've chatted a little bit (the times when I was sober)
>tfw she definitely recognises me - even the...
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What's Fat Spiderman's real name?Peter Porker
What do you call the OP of this thread?A faggot
What's yellow and hurts if it gets in your eye?A bulldozer
>fat spiderman
reminds me of this
>be useless
>worthless
>socially inept
>short and ugly
>have no passion in life not even autistic vidya or anime
>enjoy nothing
>try smoking, drinking, weed, and nothing does it for me
I have no future
I have been wanting to die since i was 8 years old
every night before sleep i will pray to god to take my soul when i used to believe in...
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>>29668299
We all have something we love man, what's your dream?
>>29668299
Isn't it obvious?
your passion is death. It's what you were destined for.
Now go an hero mister !!!111
>>29668299
same I'm just a giant pussy
Reminder that females are sexually mature by age 11 and fully understand their power over males by age 13.
>"I-I'm not a p-pedophile mr officer, I w-was just s-shitposting"
>>29668280
>peadocucks think their pubescent idylls are pure
>>29668280
>tfw missed out on teen love
>tfw missed out on teen sex
>tfw missed out on teen stuff such as underage drinking and smoking
>tfw never had a girlfriend
>tfw kissless handholdless virgin
>tfw you realized you're forgotten and no one cares about you
WHY DID IT HAVE TO COME DOWN TO THIS! IT ISN'T FAIR!!
how soon after surgery can you touch yourself?
i've looked everywhere online and saw 2-4 weeks on average. there's little info and some girl even said she sent herself back to the ER by doing so too early.
i had surgery a few days ago and doctor advised me to see him in 2 weeks. operation was near bikini area. am i doomed? i can't resist and i have to actively fight against myself. help help please help
>>29668277
just don't do it so hard you rip your stiches, stop when it started to hurt.
>>29668342
so did you climax!?
i'm afraid i might find out after it's too late T.T /).(\ (from what all the other articles were saying) ex: orgasm causes heart racing + contractions? and s o what if i happily go and send myself back to the ER?!?!
please say you've had safe success ;-;
bump 4 safeness
where are all the physical patients
Posted on here about this girl a few days ago, ended up getting a blowjob from her, then ten minutes later leaving and saying things wouldn't work out. Is that fucked up?
>>29668144
Tbh i wouldve done the same thing except fucked her in her fat folds
it's kind of fucked up, but she's the one who put her mouth on your dick without you putting forth any commitment or good will, one should assume ill intent of others at all times.
>>29668165
Didn't have a condom
>go into depressive state whenever I am criticized in the slightest
>freak out at the smallest mistakes and become paranoid
>scared of interacting with everyone
>scared of failing which usually causes me to fail
>>29668117
Lots of this is me, should i see a doctor?
>>29668148
I've been considering going to get anti-anxiety meds but the side effects are usually horrible.
>>29668117
>get email
>don't open it until a day later
>don't respond until a week later
Even if it's not necessarily anything bad
It still terrifies me
I can't tell if I have issues that warrant seeing a professional or not
I get upset when I see single or childless people in the movie theater, or at the beach, or in a sit-in restaurant, or at parties, or at a ball game. I just don't understand. What could possess them to make them do that? People go to these places to celebrate the joy of living and you singles spoil the mood. You're walking "please save the children" commercials made to remind us there are people in this world who don't know happiness.
Please if you are single, stay home. Thank you.
no. i also have no intention to mask my body odor
>>29668073
>single men are allowed in theater at all
its like amaricucks want to have their theaters shot up.
>>29668073
>I get upset when I see couples in the movie theater. I don't understand. What could possess them to do that? You zombies spoil my mood.
>he comes to a complete stop at a stop sign
>he comes to a complete stop at a stop signWHEN THERE'S NO ONE ELSE AROUND
>>29668070
I rolled through a stop sign the other night and got ticketed
Fml
>>29668070
>He thinks there's no one else around.
>He doesn't realize there could be cops hidden.
Enjoy your ticket.
>>29668108
you deserve it for not noticing the cop