After I found r9k I stopped using /b/ it's so bad I'm glad I don't have to scroll through the furrt shit anymore sooo glad!
Who else /enlightened/?
Are you an anti-furrt ?
>>24581740
YES! YEESSS
http://huzlers.com/teen-shoots-uncle-during-thanksgiving-dinner-for-asking-him-if-he-had-a-girfriend/
>tfw no gf
huh, I guess nigger twitter was right after all.
>>24581477
Kek,he honestly isn't bad looking.
>>24581477
So which one of you was it?
>finally work up the nerve to ask her out
>she never replies
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHer sleep patterns are fucking ridiculous, so I'm assuming she just fell asleep againand those messages are horribly out of order
>>24581463
You've met with a terrible fate
>>24581463
>Her sleep patterns are fucking ridiculous, so I'm assuming she just fell asleep again
and those messages are horribly out of order
Yeah, that's how it went down. Now keep messaging her until she's forced into a restraining order.
>>24581532
What are you implying, anon?
It's Ridge Racer.
RRRRIIIDDGGGEEE RACERRRR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMZ872rsa90
Fucking yes. Seriously the best racing game of all time.
599USDOLLARS
599USDOLLARS
599USDOLLARS
MASSIVE DAMAGE
Real time......weapon change.
Why do parties make me feel so depressed? I just got back from a work party and it sucked. I barely spoke to anybody. None of my "friends" were there. I just sat and ate my plate of food at a table full of people who I barely know and I left after about 30 minutes. Does anyone else have this problem with parties?
I leave any normie parties in borderline tears and I have for the past 2 years now. I have no clue why, I don't get depressed when I drink alone but as soon as its with people I want to kill myself.Also you're not a fucking robot, you cyborg shitdick, but I am too so we're both fucked next beta uprising
>>24581122
I never said I was a robot friendo. I am usually ok when I get to drink because I can ignore all of the people around me. Since this was a work thing there was no alcohol though so I was forced to be coherent of my passive exclusion. It's shitty, anon. Are cyborgs even a real thing or are we just failed normies?
>>24581217
Worse, we're not just failed normies, we're failed betas.
Who here is super sad?
Get in here and let it all out.
I've convinced myself I'm bi polar. I feel fine now, but I could feel suicidal out of no where within the next hour. The other times I can't help but have a smile on my face.
I'll be sad with you anon. What's bother you bud?
>>24580847
Depressed but can never sleep and I cant stop thinking about suicide every day, Every once in a while I'll get inspiration to keep living but the feeling goes away pretty quick I basically do the same thing every day and I have no friends but you guys.
I can't get over this girl I dated in the summer.
Why would we talk about cooking together, all of the sex we're going to have, how she'll come visit me at school, if she didn't mean any of it.
Why would she sit on my lap and kiss me, lick my precum through my underwear, tell me I'm a good fuck if she was just going to abandon me and say she can't date someone who's an hour's drive away.
Why do I lie to myself and say I can fix it when it's clear she has no more interest. Why do I still message her when I know she doesn't...
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I'm unable to digest my food well anymore no matter what I eat
I'm 125 pounds at 5' 9, used to be 170 like 3 years ago, I was exercising and eating shitloads of healthy food and all that happened is Ive lost weight and ruined my digestive system. All I ate yesterday was vegetables and a tiny bit of meat and my intestines are in so much pain
This doesn't make any fucking sense
Blood tests are coming back normal except I'm a little deficient in protein and maybe have celiac disease but I didn't possibly eat anything with fucking gluten in it unless companies are lying about what's in their food
What the fuck did I do to deserve this shit, why the fuck can't I stop feeling cold and hot and having pain throughout my digestive system
Every day my back and shoulders are getting more fucked and I'm looking more and more like a crackhead
My right shoulder is starting to constantly compress a vein making it swell with blood and hurt
At this rate I'm not going to live very much longer but I don't see the point anymore anyway
I can't imagine what else I could possibly do to get better, I'm taking digestive enzymes and probiotics and vitamins every day and being so careful with what I eat and I'm only getting worse
Why the fuck is this happening to me
>>24580296
I've been eating like this for months and I just keep eating even less and less protein and more vegetables because i feel too sick for anything else and I'm just feeling way worse
Best part is celiac is a fucking joke to everyone which I guess is why nobody gives a fuck about me and just makes fun of me and say I'm lucky to be so skinny, as if I can just eat whatever and not feel like I'm fucking dying
You're not praying hard enough
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rxeJN347FIQ
Did you know that this man is considered the best-looking man alive by the masses? Do you agree? I do.
>>2458027
Always thought he looked kinda scrawny and queer
>>24580273
he looks like he neeeds a beer
>>24580273
Well he is handsome in a masculine manner and not the typical negro pretty boy swag look.
>he wears white socks with dark colored pants
>hes so autistic he worries about how others dress
>he wears socks
I only wear white sox with blue jeans or lighter pants. Brown pants with brown socks. Black pants with black. Sometimes I wear those colored print socks like all those Batman or jellyfish or Mario whatever socks they sell these daysn especially if going over a friend's place to hang out with my shoes off.
Friday always seems to be the shittiest night on /r9k/
Why?
Because people here are secretly normies who just frequent this board to feel better about themselves, who like knowing that there's people more pathetic than they are.
this a therapy session thread?
>>24580154
Ding
>anon why don't you talk more? you're weird
>anon stop talking you're weird
FUCK
is it better to talk and be annoying or not talk and be a creep?
please help
Not talk
Anyone who's like this with you is guaranteed to be an annoying fuck you'll hate anyway
>>24580162
thanks.
im a college student, should I sit next to people and be silent or try to sit alone?
im pretty good socially when it comes to nervousness/anxiety so it doesn't matter to me.
>>24580105
Get different friends, this was my issue for the longest time, I was hanging around with people I had nothing in common with so I never talked.
Who nocturnal here?
I wake up at about 9:00 pm, and go to bed at approximately 9:00 am.
I have no idea how this happened...
>Stay up until 4 A.M
>Wake up between 10 AM - 12 PM.
I hate seeing the sun come up after being up all night
>>24579792
This is my schedule too, f@m.
>>24579767
I'm basically nocturnal, but I like to be up for more than 12 hours.
I wake up around 5pm and go to sleep around 9am. It's nice to be able to see the sun set and rise. Plus even though I'm up during the day a little bit, the sunlight isn't too harsh yet since it's late/early in the day.
would you fuck this donkey lookin bitch?
can you not post on this board ever again
>>24579451
leave this fuckin board normie
Why is she sitting on the floor?
Where is the comfiest place for a Robot to live on their own?
As far out in the middle of nowhere as possible.
>>24579295
Fucking this.
Google fiber offers gigabit internet for cheap in kansas.
>>24579295
>As far out in the middle of nowhere as possible.
This.
Any other Robots /DoingCoke/ tonight?
Any other drug-addled degenerates posting?
>>24579250
Seba?
that's sugar mixed with flour lmao
>>24579303
It's not 100% pure or even 50%, but I'm definitely high.