>try not to be a cynical neckbeard
>people (especially women) keep behaving exactly as r9k says they do
well fuckit i tried.
welcome.
r9k is always right desu senpai
next stop: wizardchan
> be me
> working as dish washer in usually pretty busy restaurant
> completely swamped %60 of the time
> waitress tells me we need more cutlery
> look at pile of dishes and calculate whether or not it's better to let dishes or cutlery build up even more in the following two minutes
> decide to run cutlery even though they have to be washed three times, which allows...
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>>24595173
#FirstWorldProblems
christ anon that was autistic
>>24595211
Maybe so.
Still, you have to understand, this isn't me griping about a single event- this a majority of all interactions with my coworkers. No one in this kitchen thinks before doing/saying anything.
>>24595173
I can just picture your autism shoes now, robot.
consider suicide.
Who /low effort shitposting/ here?
>make dozens of threads a day with 0-5 replies
>dozens
more like high effort low skill
>post legitimately in a thread
>thread has no more replies
>quote someone
>forgot to check time
>it was like 6 hours ago
I never make threads
I only reply
A week ago I decided I'll spend every sunlight hour out of my house doing clubs, classes, walking in the park, in the gym, whatever. All else failing I will just do homework or read romantic novels in the library. Even the 0.05% I connect with a cute girl while doing these things is better than the 0% chance I get in my dark room posting on 4chan.
But it's raining today so I don't want to walk to the library to get wet.
>tfw no sunlight to motivate me to chase my dreams
>>24594945
you sound like a real fag.
>says he's going to spend all his time out in the sun
>still spends most of it indoors just not at home
>>24594945
Sounds like a plan m8.
>http://www.techspot.com/news/62932-new-startup-aims-transfer-people-consciousness-artificial-bodies.html
WE CAN NOW BE OFFICIALLY CALLED "ROBOTS", LITERALLY.
shameless bump cause i want /robot/ to see this
>>24594789
>le transfer meme
>plans to kill people, slice up their brains and then copy some percentage of their memories/brain structure
>in the ideal scenario this would create a wholly new consciousness that's identical to what the now dead original was like
>immortality
>living forever
Christ that sounds horrifying
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Please I need to roleplay before the full moon commences.
>>24594646
fat fag
>>24594873
Watch what you say, vermin.
>mfw r9k turned into a homosexual cuteboy masturbation forum due to stacy
>>24594456
That picture makes me moist.
>>24594456
Funny, isn't it?
>>24594456
also a tripfag circlejerk it seems like
What do you bots actually do for a living? Are you really all NEET on welfare or are you all in school?
>>24594433
i do nothing but wait for death
im actually a neet
I work at a grocery store and I'm in college.
The job is basically a joke and I pretty much get paid to walk in circles all day, and the college has like a 90% acceptance rate.I'm also an english major, so my degree will be a joke too
suicide pact when?
Let's all meet in Paris or New York
that's a bad idea comrade
>>24594399
I dont think that a mass suicide in paris would be the best idea right now
>>24596117
You prefer shootings huh?
>inb4 too soon
>inb4 your a massive moral faggot
>tfw no thick 2d gf
Dayum nigga, I need me some of that.
>>24594345
>thick
>2d
Logical impossibility. Think before you post, dumbass.
>>24595811
Huehuehuebloxxydesu
Who else here is lonely because they're too hot?
It is the tragic fate of beautiful flowers to perish on the vine of life unsullied.
>>24594247
why don't you just fuck off??
what is this???
too hot??
you are clearly baiting, if you were truly that attractive you would be swimming in money and living a life of wealth and full of joy trough the manipulation of others
the fact that you are here demonstrates you are indeed not attractive
>>24594247
If you are a woman I'll happily sully you.
>tfw too intelligent for friends
Such a lonely existence at the top...
Who /hairy toes/ here?
This shit is disgusting
>>24594008
what a weird thing to be insecure about
>who else /hairy ass/ here?
>>24594069
Me ;_;
Post a pic though
Why dont you just shave it?
Fellow robots, please post the rarest images you possess of the sad frog from Twitter!
I'll start :)
I miss when people used to put effort into crafting a bait thread
Guy's, OP here, I'm really sad that no one fell for my bait :(
Le bump xD
I am going to fucking kill myself no girl ever replies me. What am i doing wrong?
>>24593742
Release yourself from the vaginal Jew
your conversations are dry family
>>24593742
Its probably because you're miserable and you hate yourself and you desperately want their approval.
If you stop doing those things then your results should improve.
>Wake up in hospital after nearly dying from DXM
>Have fat SJW lecturing me on the patriarchy and male privilege at my bed side
Why
>>24593635
Was she a nurse?
>>24593635
>nearly dying from DXM
How? What dose did you take? And did you call 911 on yourself or did someone else find you and take you to a hospital?
>>24594027
Pls respond, OP.