>tfw summer aka Nut Stench: The Season
>>29669209
>not enjoying the smell of your own testicle sweat
>>29669209
Just keep them moist with your tears
>>29669223
this tobehonest fampai
What are some comfy low paying wagecuck jobs.
Looking for a job with
>little to no negro presence
>little to no redneck presence
>not full of chads and stacys
>don't have to deal with customers
there's always those night security jobs
I work as pizza delivery man and it's chill as fuck
>great incentives
>tips + commissions
>get to drive at night
>listen to music and smoke
>restaurants give you free pizza
You have to deal with assholes from time to time but it's mostly good. Nowadays I'm just saving my money to get a new car and work as uber driver.
>>29669230
sounds nice. when everything is said and done how much do you mark per hour?
Anyone with experience charging back donations from twitch? Looking for some tips to make sure 5-200$.
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If your waifu suddenly became real and for some weird reason lived next door to you, how would you impress her or befriend her?
PROTIP:
YOU ONLY HAVE 48 HOURS TO IMPRESS HER
IF YOU DON'T SHE WILL BE FUCKED BY CHAD BEFORE DISAPPEARING FOREVER
>>29669082
How do I know she moved in next to me
i would rape her a lot, after 48 hours she would disapear and i would walk scotch free
>>29669082
I would hand her a copy of her own story, so she could know the future.
Get in here everyone. What are you drinking tonight? Why is the holiday weekend trivialized bull shit?
>ywn fall asleep forever after the liquor
bought this shit called earthquake
i drink shitty beer all the time. but this... this should never have been made. ZERO intelligence went into the creation of this beer. It is bad in more ways than i though a beer could be bad.
I had a dream (no pun intended) that it was MLK Day and I forgot it and people got mad at me.
>>29669074
my roommates fireball
I believe I just found /r9k/ the anime. What do you think,robots?
THE robot anime will always be Welcome to the NHK
>>29669547
but Welcome to the NHK attacks the /r9k/ lifestyle
I watched the first episode and it was "le funny xD" shit. What's so /r9k/ about it?
Anyone else here never learned to drive until 25 or later? Any advice for getting my lisence and buying/leasing a vehicle?
I
read a dmv handbook fag, it's not hard to get started
as for buying, buy something cheap but working for your first car. private used is risky unless you know your shit to look for expensive issues with the car, but you can find some gems if you do (but you don't because you're clearly an autistic retard). used and especially certified used from dealerships will jew you but you'll know what you're getting. buying new is safest if you have the money or good credit
Take driving school if you want to become a better driver and save on car insurance
If you don't want to spend the extra money on that, just study on road signs/lights, emergency situations, vehicle signals, parking and maneuvering.
>>29669042
should have done it earlier when your brain was still forming.
Does anyone remember Danny Struthers?
That shit was hilarious
I remember Dan "Fugged a Man" Struthers!
>>29669901
awww fuck yeah someone does remember
>>29669921
I always ask if anyone remembers, and they never do.
That was a truly autistic master piece.
>You will never find a Liberal GF
>You will never make protest signs with her
>You will never get stoned in the park and cuddle together
>You will never nut inside her hairy snatch on a camping trip while the rain pitter patters on the roof of your tent
Why live?
>>29668984
I had a liberal oneitis and hearing her talk about social studies was horrifying.
>>29668984
is that was liberals look like to right wingers
lol
>>29668984
>Liberal GF
boner killer
I'd rather date a straight up commie than whatever passes as the left in the US. They are silly.
>Be me
>Robot
>Sign up for a internet forum
>Think I'll finally make friends
>i'm finally gonna turn things around
>Sign up
>Get afraid I'll say something stupid
>Too scared to post anything due to not being anonymous and having a reputation to uphold
>>29668970
over and over and over and over
that's why it's better here, no reputation
all my posts are bullshit but you can't tie them together
which internet forum?
I'd love to know of a forum so I could potentially make friends
>>29669044
It was Oro Jackson, it's a One Piece forum so if you don't like OP then don't even bother
>just heard a bunch of knocks in the window
>3:00 am
I'm scared robots
it's just a fairy!
Don't you believe in fairies, OP?
>>29668974
S-stop I didn't come here to get more afraid
Shit on a table
Get in here and keep me company, lads.
>>29668941
nice cuntry, cunt
generals are for redditors
>>29668941
Hi anon, how's your Saturday going? Mine's pretty good so far
>tfw voted for the first time
Holly came from Miami, F.L.A
Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
So I have a date lined up with a girl I met online next week but I don't have a car so what the fuck do I do? She didn't say meet her anywhere or anything so I guess that implies I have to pick her up. She lives across the city.
Will me not having a car be a dealbreaker? For reference I am 18 and don't have a license.
Steal a car and fake it.
>>29668936
the gta approach
alright
>>29668905
yeah if you can't drive you should have arraigned to meet at some place
i'm 22 and I can't drive lol
why is it so hard to 'get' a 'gf?'
why does nobody love me?
because you are middle eastern/asian
You're not trying enough with enougj different people
idk about you
but personally