>NEET, no job and highschool dropout
>Autistic
>Grew up with single mom
>Has a terrible aspie first name
>Only friends are a Stacey past her prime, a short stocky balding man, a pedophile comedian, and an obese robot mailman.
>The only women he gets are Chad's pump and dump post beta orbiter recycled trash
>tfwnowife He's literally at an age where...
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>>24601471
>gets laid
>isn't a manlet
He's a cyborg at the most. Really just a failed normie though
no, he was just weird. he went out all the time, had no problem talking to strangers (even if it was just arguing or yelling), and seemed to have lots of connections (albeit never seen iirc)
also,
>stacey past her prime
you take that back she's fucking perfect in that show
>>24601560
She sleeps with a new guy almost every episode. Literally prime cut roast
Who /SameTho/ here?
>>24601427
what?
Fuck of robot
He's trying to kiss Walter Hobbs But Walter doesn't want to.
>>24601453
Jealous of my new meme?
What makes you a robot?
>i am skinny
>ugly
>brown eyes
>almost jew like nose
the only thing i have accomplished in my life that i guess would be non-robot is kissed a 7.5/10 girl and dated a 6.5/10 other then that my life sucks, single right now.
>>24601366
>no mental disorders
I've seen a lot of fat,annoying, buttugly normies having fun and having friends and a lot of them are mudbloods and niggers
with out a diagnosed or highly suspected dibilitating mental disorder that INTERACTS with your daily life longer than 2 years your just a failed normie
>>24601529
does depression count as a mental disorder or is it just a meme?
>>24601529
>inb4 depression
r9k please help
I have constant thoughts about my penis getting torn and it being cut in half or something horrible like that, like randomly during the day and then i have to grab my dick so it goes away, it started again and it won't end i'm going crazy
i can't find anything on the internet about this pleas ehelp
you have legit
ocd
o
c
d
and not the hip "omg i have to color coordinate my crayons xd" kind self-prescribed by teenagers
get help
>>24601336
I use to.close box and open then when I was a kid as I fear the box would close and snap my tonsile or penis or that the box IS closed and already has my penis or tonsils trapped.
You are gaymosexual.
i want a cute shy feminine GF who's nice and likes to bake and cuddle and isn't really into sex but will do it when I want to do it because she wants me to be happy
i don't think that's too much to ask for why can't i just have that this is bullshit
>>24601097
Chad wants that too.
designing a human being is a lot to ask for. its a gift only given to God.
>wanting a 3dpd gf
>tfw just did literally "netflix and chill" with a girl I like
>tfw I didn't get in
>tfw we didn't even cuddle, we were just as close to each other that our arms were touching
Just die in my sleep already, I can't do anything right
>>24601067
OP, you're a useless shit
Did you make a move at least?
>>24601067
Did you initiate anything?
Or did you just sit there waiting for her to do something?
>tfw RealLife is the most exciting vidya ever but most people cant get past the first level.
>>24601062
>that pic
>>>/b/
is that way
reported
>>24601062
its a shitty game, you need a fucking dlc for everything and im bugged, im trapped in a eternal cicle of nothingness, theytodl me that this will be fun, well sir, ITS NOT
>>24601062
it's kind of like those remote controlled blasts in dragonball
those used by yamcha
/r9k/? more like /r9gay/
Ha ha ha, oh boy! That was a good one!
/r9k/?
>more like
/r9LAME/!!!
>tfw you will never suck your husbandu's balls dry
why live?
Am I going to be a virgin forever?
Just buy a nice pair of tits, you'll be fine!
Brotip: losing your virginity still counts if it's up your butt.
Unless you become gay, yes.
All things considered, good job getting a clean shave.
>mfw prom was four (4) years ago
>achieved virtually nothing since then
same tbqf
I didn't even go to prom
It's weird that Amerifriends consider Prom to be such a big deal.
>dudes rent a suit
>chicks wear bland dresses such as pic related
>everyone dances to some songs
>speeches
>afterparty, maybe
That's it.
I've had bigger and better events in my back yard mate.
tfw love it when my dick is sore from cumming too many times
>>24600495
pls cum in my mouth anon
pls
>dick sore
>haven't showered in a couple days
>room smells like my fap scent
>aroma just makes me want to keep fapping
>>24601419
iktf
>tfw crank the heat in my room and get all sweaty so I can smell by balls while I fap
>Thanks for taking me out, Anon. I don't get asked out that much.
>What are we gonna do next?
I thought you might like to try some polish sausage for dessert.
go back inside, you dummy
>I can't wait to tell my boyfriend about this place!
Consider the distinct possibility that there are a very select few of female porn stars that are smarter than you.
How does this make you feel?
>>24600282
For almost any demographic, there is going to be a select few people that are smarter than most. That's simple statistics.
Obviously taking the mentally challenged as a demographic is the exception.
Turned on.
>>24600282
what a shitty thread
Would you ever date an ugly Hispanic like me?
pic related but not me
>tfw atleast not a mestizo cause if i was i would be a 1/10 for sure
whats the difference between meztitos and hispanic. They are all brown anyway
being a spic manlet is a fate worse than death
>>24600258
I'm a light tan, my mom is white and 100% hispanic with brown/gold hair, I guess you Americans only see the ugly mixed Hispanics
Post your dream girl. We tell you why they are ugly.
Pic related
>>24600186
Ugly freckles
>>24600186
Wow their jawline is more square than Chad's jawline.
>>24600205
This girl looks kinda like Joanna Newsom. At least, that was my first thought.