>In love with a simpleton
>Can't make her love me back
I estimate her IQ is somewhere in the high 60s to low 70s, how hard can it be? I don't know how to appeal to her.. we would never be able to have a proper intellectual conversation and I don't even care. I want to take care of her since she obviously isn't capable of taking care of herself. I want nothing more. I pine for her like some beta orbiting faggot. I want off this planet. NOW.
>>24612844
Holy fuck, you fell in love with a mentally retarded person...
Attraction is physical first and foremost. She could have 20 IQ and if she doesn't like the way you look you ain't getting in.
>>24612844
But IQ is meaningless anon! Just talk with her and she'll get smart!
Is there anything here you faggots won't hate just to hate it?
I bet you autismos would berate oxygen if you didn't require it to live
>"oxygen is for fucking normies, am I right??"
I think it's funny how you bots live in your fantasy world of skewed life beliefs, which is why you get absolutely fucked when you walk out your door and hit reality
Theres only a few things we universally hate though..
>>24612807
I think you're delusional, this board is a breeding ground of hatred for everything and anything
>>24612797
FUCK OFF CHAAAAAAD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Have hot Half Spanish half English friend
>We both go to this guy's house because he's moving away and having a get together
>We see some Spanish girls there that mostly he talks to while I just drink and my friend tells me the next day that they wanted to "meet us" for a drink
>I know they only invited me because it'd be awkward not to
>Tfw I get there and I'm the shortest out of all of them,...
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>>24612710
I checked the fridge 4 times and there is still no new food
>>24612730
my mum unironically made me chicken tendies
>>24612746
Living the dream lad, I haven't eaten in two days because I'm poor
What are your hobbies and interests /r9k/? I have to be the only one who just watches anime and browses imageboards all day.
i like the outdoors. bowhunting, camping, fishing, tanning animal hides, etc
i've got noone to go /out/doors with me though
>>24612589
I design, build, and fly RC planes sometimes. Not recently, as winter is here and I use foamboard, which snow will kill quickly.
Otherwise, it's /mlp/ and hating my life.
And guns. Guns are also good.
>>24612605
my father tried to get me into outdoor hobbies all of my life, but I never liked it. He grew up as a scout, I was a lazy and only liked video games.
WIMPS
AND POSERS
LEAVE THE HALL
OTHER BANDS PLAY
I finally got a group of friends, /r9k/, but they're humor is shitty.
They just spam memes in our group chat and talk about nazis, spam more memes, and spam copypastas.
How do I adjust myself so I can pander to their type of humor?
>>24612276
It's a pretty comfy drawing though.
>Internet friends
>"I've finally found some friends"
Get off the internet. People are usually less retarded IRL. Don't lower your standards to fit in with some 14 year old /b/tards.
>>24612498
this
you'll just be worse off if you conform to their shit standards of humor
>tinnitus starts acting up again
>>24612066
http://www.orangefreesounds.com/category/sound-effects/nature-sounds/rain-sounds/
Download the one that sounds best, set it on loop while you sleep.
Sleep tight, pupper.
I used to have tinnitus. homeopathy helped me tremendously so go find a skilled doctor in that field.
allopathic medicine does nothing against it. seriously, I would know. I was hospitalized because of my tinnitus and it changed nothing.
>>24612094
thanks senpai
Most of the time, it's not a major annoyance but I have a hard time falling asleep. Still waiting on dat dere stem cell research tho.
>go to the club with the lads
>get set up with a friend of a friend
>be awkward as fuck with her
>we spend a lot of time making out and feeling each other up after she gets more drink in her
>despite this you could tell she didn't really like me as she didn't even want to give me her number and kinda just ignored me after the club shut
Lmao, what's mine is mine though.
Dumb roastie.
How...
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Got loads a nose bleed and played vidya. It's bee a top kek weekend
>>24611869
What vidya?
>>24611832
>friend
Gtfo cunt
Who /motivated/ atm?
>Started browsing /fit/ out of boredom
>Read sticky and GSLP
>Starting GSLP with hypertrophy addons tomorrow
>Getting braces to fix my shitty teeth on tuesday
We're all gonna make it bruvs.
Please tell me how you got motivated.
I'm in the process too. Sometimes you have like a few days or a week when you feel shit though. Been trying to get fit so I can at least love myself a bit more but I miss her mang, it makes it hard. My only advice for people out there is to work until you see results, then whenever you stop working out and feel shit, remember that and use it as fuel to stop yourself from falling back down into that shit hole that is depression. Working out is one of the best things for depressive people like us, the pain makes you feel alive and the endorphins keep the feels at bay. Keep...
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I feel unmotivated as of recently.
I used to write voluminously, read voraciously and delve into several intellectual pursuits. I graduated with a BS in Mathematics and eventually earned an MS in Math. I graduated with a high GPA, but I recently took this administrative position and I feel as if I've been psychologically drained.
My mother told me that she doesn't see that fire, that hunger within me anymore. I've felt it dissipating, bit by bit, over time. Coincidentally, the process began when I took this position and my ambitious nature has been dwindling since. I feel as if I'm not me anymore.
I continue to play Chess and actively pursue mathematics from a recreational standpoint, but I used to feel a surge, a spark, of creativity and hope within the core of my spirit. When I arose each day, happiness would swarm me and I was engrossed by the prospect of what the day could bring.
Now, I sit in an office and listen -- even partake, though reluctantly -- in idle gossip, chatter and office politics. I stare through a window listlessly, reminded by the visage that faintly stares back at me. Those eyes, which held the dreams of youth, now convey the regrets of maturity.
I've always been ambitious and now that I'm in a financially comfortable spot, I feel somewhat...dreary. I'm grateful for the opportunities afforded to me, especially from where I come from, but I yearn for more.
I am not impressed. Perhaps I should go into banking.
I'm blazing and listening to old school runescape music and some dude in the comments told some other dude to come here. so like what is this board even? What's a robot?
>>24611670
Lurk more.
lurkbblox
This is a blaze it meet up board. We post our addresses and chill with other weedheads.
D-UDE W-EED L-MAO
So w-will they?
They'll like him, but not mister off camera
>>24611672
He made out with the head cheerleader tho
>>24611672
> implying this man isn't handsome
>tfw you taught a 13 year old girl to masturbate over the internet
I've created a future stacey haven't I?
What do you mean 'future' Stacey? She's talking to older guys about masturbating.
Did she at least look older?
>>24611474
eh, actually I referenced it briefly and she wanted to know. kinda went on from there
Who /RayRay(tm)/ here?
>>24611388
got you beta orbiters need to fucking kill yourselves, honestly. It's always the most manfaced traps and shit that you all fanboy over too.
>>24611388
is there actually any material without that damn beanie
why would there be? l
>moved out yesterday
>shit tier cold expensive room
>only now realize how great home was and how much i love my parents
you know this feel?
>>24611342
3 years of this feel.
Why did you move out robot?
>>24611342
Holy fuck, are you me?
>at highschool
>sick of family
>sick of parents
>sick of home
>see "luxury" rooms at uni I'm going to
>awesome.jpg
>move in
>4x4 cold grey cell in a block I have to share with 11 other people
>no...
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>tfw no cute wheelchair gf
>life rolls
kek
>>24611085
What is the point of those two mini wheels by her feet? They remind me of my bicycle training wheels.
>>24611170
stability? they let the chair turn in place.