I'm going to join a swingers club. I need to wear a wristband because I'm a single male, I can't touch anyone without express permission, and I can't leave the front area unaccompanied.
How do you predict this will go?
Watch Louis Theroux's documentary about swingers
Depends on how attractive you are OP. I predict you'll awkwardly stand around the whole time and not get laid. Either way it sounds hilarious, please greentext for us afterwards.
How do you join one a single guy anyway?
>>24623822
Anything is possible with enough money. If there's one that doesn't let single males join, you can hire an escort and ask her to pretend to be your gf then get in.
The ones you can join as a single male, you join by ponying up the money. This one is $x00 yearly and $x0 at the door each time (with no guaranteed entry) for the gimped membership I described, and $x000 yearly for a less shit membership.
Graduated in July and have not done anything w my life since. My mom keeps pushing me to apply to jobs and work on my resume but I am very burnt out after finally getting the degree under my belt.
Anyway I inevitably face a decent amount of "so what are you up to these days, anon??"
What are some good lies that I can't be called out on when asked this so that no one knows I do nothing all day?
Thanks for any help I really need it
Conquering the world
Hey anon I am in the same situation as you if you mean graduated from HS.
I always just say making the rounds.
I've got some stuff to take care of, I lie.
>>24623821
no I got my bachelors in marketing
after 5 months I can't keep saying that
the truth is that I am so happy now in life having no responsibilities and waking up at 2pm, I hope I never have to get a job, the only drawback is the judgement of others
I often wonder why I wake up every morning and bother to do what it is I do.
I get up and drive to work at a shitty little company. I don't enjoy it; I hate the bossman, some of the co-workers; I hate the work, on account of its repetitive, boring, and unskilled nature - I hate the shitty wage I earn ($9.50/hr). Worse, I hate that I have a uni degree, but couldn't find anything, much less a job in the field I wanted to enter.
I don't have any friends, or anyone to interact with, which would at least entertain me. I live at home with my parents -...
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I just made a post about the past years of my work life [>>24623358], but my daily routine is:
>Wake up
>Choose attire from ironed, pre-arranged, professional outfits that I put together on Sunday
>Shower, dress, and ride on the subways, observing people's mannerisms, dress, etc.
>Get to work early enough to have a coffee and something short, but delicious to eat, then head to desk
>Run to court to address matters for clients (sometimes I do it before going to office, sometimes after, sometimes in between office time)
>Utilize the limited hours I have ~10am - 5pm (minus meeting times) to do a notable amount of work for clients
>Go home, look at Facebook, LinkedIn, emails, then browse chans and newssites, mostly sticking to /r9k/
That's it. Not particularly exciting and fairly repetitive, just like your own work. But it's enjoyable enough.
What state do you live in? I get the friends thing. I'd be lying if I said I did not have people who care about me, but I don't feel comfortable calling them friends. Because as my schedule shows, none of them are actively involved in my life. Just people I encountered and kept in touch with. Friends, to me, seems fitting for people you actually spend time with, not just care about. I mean, shit, I care about people on /r9k/, but would be deluded to call them friends.
I hate my life and I hate that there's nothing I can do to change it. I told my brother and sister my plan to move to the other side of my country a few months ago. I've been sending out CVs ever since and I'm getting fucking nothing. I didn't care much about getting a girlfriend until I came here. It's only lead to more frustration and self loathing, but at least it gives me some purpose. I drift between fucking misery and happiness, and I hate that I still have to take SSRIs. All I want is an apartment in a city so that I can start working on my art...
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>>24623844
OP here.
At least it sounds like your job is a well-paid one. I hate mine - menial shit, working as a low-end clerk. I don't enjoy it at all - sometimes, I feel I will snap, and rip up all the papers and tell the boss to shove it, and I'll walk out. Do you live alone? Part of the suffering is living with parents. I enjoy being alone - had a taste of it when I was in uni and had a small apartment. I like the solitude.
And to answer your question, I live in TX.
>tfw no curry eating, dosa rolling, indian gf who tastes of garam masala
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
STREETS
Fuck you it's original now robot.
>>24623288
>Wanting poo on all of your belongings.
Jej m8,
Married an Indian girl but she's whitewashed. She doesn't even cook ethnic let alone taste or smell it.
Meanwhile her mom is an amazing cook.
>is that girl checking me?
>''but why would any women be interested in me anyway...''
i can't be the only one r-right guys...?
>>24623271
You are not alone robot
>>24623271
>Out in the town
>Just walking
>Catch a random girls gaze by accident
>You smile
>She looks away emotionless
JUST FUCKING SMILE BACK YOU CUNT
>Think a girl is looking at me
>get really uncomfortable and put on a stoic face without making eye contact
I put on an aloof and oblivious air one time, when this girl was hitting on me for some reason
Psychoanalyze me robots
Manlets BTFO
How does it feel, manlets?
This is most likely fiction but link?
>>24623252
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3uksgg/me_23_m_caught_my_girlfriend_20_f_of_almost_2/
>>24623252
nvm found it
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3uksgg/me_23_m_caught_my_girlfriend_20_f_of_almost_2/
>tfw asian
>tfw boys dont notice you because you're not pretty enough for them
I just want cute boys to talk to me its so frustrating
>>24623139
You should try hanging out with black guys. They like eating from Arby's.
>>24623139
trying being friendly and talking to them
don't just expect them to approach you
>>24623218
stop being nice to girls you cunt
they're all cocksucking whores
>had a facebook 3 years ago, no pictures or posts
>deleted it because of intense self hatred and shame, didnt want people to know I existed
>made one again before starting college
>uploaded one single selfie of myself as my profile picture
>old friend I knew from school adds me to a group chat
>girls in the chat start saying the icon of my face showing that ive seen the message is ''creeping...
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>>24623129
Don't read their messages as soon as they pop up all the time
Also, stand up for yourself, you're not doing anything wrong. Don't sperg out all angrily, though
>>24623195
no im just not going to reply anything
>>24623195
there's no way I can reply without looking autistic anyway
Does anyone else look at girls their age and imagine them looking at you and thinking how you're a non chad and all the other r9k tier stuff etc?
To clarify, I don't think I'm worse, I just strongly feel that all women have a superiority complex
What are you trying to do here OP
>>24623012
>I don't think I'm worse, I just strongly feel that all women have a superiority complex
/r9k/ in a nutshell. It's not that you're bad, it just that you assume all women are assholes
>>24623012
>women have a superiority complex
A LOADED GOD COMPLEX, COCK IT AND PULL IT
>be in highschool
>be beta and autistic
>sit next to classmate during lunch
>all his male/female friends came and sit around me(him)
>girl sits next to me
>7/10 with long blonde hair
>has boyfriend and I'm not interested anyways
>quietly chew on my spaghetti while looking down cause I'm autistic
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>>24622575
I'll copy my awkward sex story from /b/
>be me
>First year on college campus
>meet 10/10 girl at party
>text her and go on multiple dates with her
>goes surprisingly well, as she is 10/10 and I think I have no chance of getting with her
>decide to go to her dorm room and bring drinks and watch Netflix on like 7th or...
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>>24623577
Normie got BTFO
That's what you get for over-indulging in alcohol, and for drinking under 21.
>Take best friend out for his 21st birthday
>we have a few beers, having a good time
>friend starts ordering shot after shot
>he's shitface drunk after shot #9
>bartender cuts him off
>He's too drunk to walk home, neither of us have cars
>decide to go chill in the laundry room of a shitty apartment complex across the street
>we...
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Come and get a hug /r9k/
http://thenicestplaceontheinter.net/
I just had to check before trust anyone on this site.
Smile, I know you want to :)
Something for everyone
even 2d enthusiasts
Why do you guys even deserve a qt robot gf?
Because I'm perfect. Duh.
No one does.
Only a true spent would believe they deserve a gf
I'm a good guy and I think we'd get along really well.
>be me
>20 year old NEET
>sleep all day, play vidya all night
>one morning my dad comes up to my room, sits on my bed and starts petting my hair
>wtf.mp4
>play it off since he's old and bored
>at this point i pretend im not paying attention to him
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You should fuck your mother to assert male dominance in your family.
>>24621969
Disappointed, but still loves you. This gave me feels.
hes just disappointed that he has a autistic son like u
>meet cool girl with similar interests
>she posts nude and lewd photos of herself on twitter
Why? Could you do it bros?
>>24621961
No. I've been down this road before and it's not worth it. I dropped her ass for bringing unnecessary drama into my life.
>>24622036
It seems like theres some underlying mental thing going on when someone does something like that. It screams something louder than "lol I want attention :3."
You going to link the Twitter or what senpai?
>work in the front end at a grocery store
>notice that women always buy the most shit possible, filling their carts to the brim of unnecessary shit
>men mostly have little carts, even with children. carts are mostly full of stuff they'll eat and use
Why?
>>24621924
Cause mommy is buying the good stuff while daddy just buys garbage!
>>24621924
No wonder single moms get fat, also I guess food makes the depression go away, thats why some people get fat.
women, typically mothers and women who will become the type of mothers who do this bulk buy for maximum savings because they are mindful and cautious of this sort of thing whereas men will just typically buy things when they need or want them