>Every single robot, neet, edgelord and all round loser commits suicide at the same time
How does this affect humanity?
/pol/ loses 90+% of its userbase.
/r9k/ loses 40% of its userbase as it's majority normie here now.
>>24628172
>/r9k/ loses 40% of its userbase as it's majority normie here now.
you're part of the problem
>>24628138
>the NEET threads cease
It would be so beautiful...
There is hope...
In this thread we love eachother
Women are incapable of love.
Love love love love all these qtqt cupcakes omg anon!
What are you guys doing tonight?
>>24627986
fuk you OP you gay ass normie kek
Oh, dear /r9k/. I haven't been here in a long time. I'm 20 now, I remember browsing this when I was just a young, 14 year old bastard. Fat and upset, I sympathised with the problems here and met good people.
In those six years, a lot happened. I moved countries. I became skinny. I grew up, and pursued my dreams of music. In fact, I've come amazingly far in that regard.
But I've also become lonely. So I'm going to tell you some stuff, /r9k/.
My wonderful sex life.
It began at the age of fifteen, maybe sixteen. I don't quite remember. I had just begun what is considered as college in the great Murica's. In that class was a cybergoth from Iraq. We'll call her X. I talked to her, got to know her and got to know my class within the first week. We all agreed to spend the Friday with each other at a classmates apartment.
Once at the classmates apartment, we met our classmates friend. Our classmates friend's apartment had a loft. Me and X went up there and she gave me a lapdance in...
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So I agree. We go down and meet her 23 year old, emo-goth husband. I shook his hand and shit was generally awkward. We went back to her place and they proceeded to flirt. In retrospect I think they wanted me to have a threesome with them, but I was on some next level ''nah'' shit. I was fucking retarded at 15.
Highlight of that night was us putting on ''emotional music'' and I put on Counting Crow's playing Round Here at PinkPop live and the husband started crying....
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My worst conquest sexually would have to be some pregnant chick. I don't even remember her name. I was just kicking it at the bus-stop with friends and she had nowhere to go. I kept trying to tell my friend to take her home - and I have no fucking idea how it ended up being me taking her home. Either way, we get into bed and I put on a movie. Things lead to another.
Highlight of that night:
After we fucked my friends come over, because my friends are savages. They generally laugh at the fact I fucked a 2 month pregnant chick. I was like 16.
She turned...
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1.) A robot may not attain a gf or, through action or inaction, have the potential for attaining a gf.
2.) A robot must experience "feels" bestowed upon him by the world, except when such feels conflict with the first law.
3.) A robot must develop misogynistic tendencies, as long as this does not conflict with the first and second law.
>>24627868
>1.) A robot cannot attain a gf or, through action or inaction, have the potential for attaining a gf.
Unsure whether I agree with the third law, I think it should have something to do with NEETdom.
>>24627868
This is concise, if any of these laws are broken the "robot" in question is actually a normie
The only cock your wife should ever touch are your son's (when they are young) and your own.
The only cock your wife should ever have in her is your own.
You cannot deny my logic. To deny it is to deny being a man and therefore you are a kekold who must be put down.
>>24627658
>having a wife
>having a son
wait, who's the kuck again?
>>24627709
> Not passing on your genetic legacy.
> Evolutionary deadend detected.
Don't you have some bbc to service?
And once again you faggots are to infatuated with bbc and kek threads to participate in a thread that really matter.
I hope you all die alone.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MOMMY GOT ME BREADLESS CHICKEN TENDIES INSTEAD OF THE NORMAL ONES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOW DO I MAKE THESE TENDIES TASTE GOOD???
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
the fuck are breadless tendies?
>>24627300
LIKE NORMAL CHICKEN TENDERS WITHOUT THE BREADING
>>24627328
You mean, like 'battered'
Hey fuckers. Fat girl thread right here.
Post feels, pics, and stories.
No blank comments eh?
Fuck it. Let's fill this bitch with random nonsense!
Another anothet anothet another a kthet anonther another another another anotberh another another
>>24627247
>>24627305
>>24627364
if i had the power to kill every fat women i would
do you think people talk about you when you arent around? What do you think they say?
>>24627238
I know for a fact my parents talk shit behind my back. My brother always let's it slip how they ridicule my ineptitude and generally make fun of my appearance. They still have the gall to demand that I love and respect them. Fuck them.
I was told by one person that a friend of that person at whose blog I comment from time to time whenever Imiss interpersonal interactionappreciates my comments.
It felt nice enough.
Back in school I used to fantasize about the few people I knew talking about me being autistic. I don't know if they actually thought about me at all though.
How do other wages laves stay awake through long shifts.
>have 3am to 3pm shifts
pic related helps but are too expensive
pretty much the same idea as grades K-12
OP why not just steal them, they are literally easy to put into your pocket.
Caffeine pills are just as effective and are about 25 cents each.
Why are we so bitter /r9k/?
All i want is a qtgf
>>24627144
because you spend all day thinking about your distinct lack of experience with women, and never do anything about it.
i havent been on this board for months, but i came on today because im hungover as shit and cant be fucked with anything and jesus christ - i feel 10x worse already. just negative shit everywhere. strangely addicting though.
Because not only have I been rejected, I've also been humiliated and attacked. The world is not a kind place. Fuck the normies Elliotu akbar.
I loved unconditionally, but she had conditions.
I mean. I already knew I was a mess, and you're a mess.
I accept you, while you don't accept me.
I'm fucking confused.
I have never been so confused, or fucked up, in my entire life, than I am now.
Does love have separate definitions?
which one of you fucks got my classes cancelled tomorrow
What happened? This part is for the robot
>>24628430
Or don't answer me idk it's your thread you faggot
>>24628430
>>24628560
Autism at it's finest
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Oh for fucks sake
BLACK ASS BELONGS TO WHITE COCK
pornhubdotcum/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55bda462901c1
Well yeah clearly blacks make the best bottoms I know from experience. They are really enthusiastic about it and claim to be totally straight.
>>24627870
there's nothing gay about a little prostate stimulation
>RACE X BELONGS TO RACE X
Work tomorrow.
>>24626975
yep
dont enjoy it but i gotta do it
you say that like i dont know
>>24626997
Just thought I'd give you a heads up
>>24627014
nah you dont need to i can remember
>that feel when eating after starving yourself
>>24626834
that reminds me i still have to finish that series
>tfw the hunger headache and nausea slowly begins to dissipate
>that feel when overdosing on coffee after not having any in a long time
Who here /sweaty wap/
>house is freezing because of poverty
>the cold makes me sweat extra because god kekked me
>just showered
>ten minutes later
>my armpits are sweating through my hoodie
>put on a heavy coat
>arm pits sweat through the coat
>in summer wear a loose sleeveless shirt
>feel...
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That happens to me too anon! It's cold outside and I sweat so much my deodorant doesn't work, I buy extra strength medicated ones and I still smell sweaty. I went to the doctor and they said my best bet is to burn to sweat glands off. I hate this
>>24626893
Awesome is this like anxiety
If I run away and get raised on the mean streets to be a bad ass will it stop?
>>24627090
Maybe.
>>24626781
Sounds awful, family.