>fembot
Stop this right now
What is this 2010?
it's the CURRENT YEAR motherfucker
>>24634534
Relax, they're not serious.
99% of the time it's either trolls, traps, or trannies.
If you want proof, just ask them for timestamped vagina, after which they'll proceed to make up some excuse and you can ignore the thread.
if you were friendzoned in the last 24 hours, you must post in this thread.
>>24634483
>having friends
get out norman your kind is not welcome here
>2015
>Being friendzoned
The last time I got friendzoned was back in middle school and the last time I friendzoned a female was 2 weeks ago
>>24634483
I was keked by my own stupidity/inability to say the right things.
Does this count?
Revel in the grandiose extravagance that is my sheer illuminating choice-less will. I've gone nowhere and have seen no things. Through my (lack of) journeys I have come across great knowledge! i.e. brain damage from lack of social stimulation. The "knowledge" I have attained as afforded me such great feats of mental prowess such as dead pets + inhaling and exhaling ocd (don't ask, no, really dont LOL), attention deficit.. Yeah no that's child's play. I have such a lack of attention that I might as well phase through different dimensions because nothing can ever stay relevant to me. Learning mountains or disabilities make attaining any useful skills absolutely impossible.
Oh crap my mind wandered off how do I continue talking. Um, hit enter and explain how retarded I am then go from there, k.
Unimaginable self reflection has forced my mind to train and master the grandest art, assumption based knowledge. Where as logic would dictate I see therefore I am, my warped logic has led me to believe I see therefore all is. Admittedly being this fucked in the head has it's perks. Having absolutely nothing to gain or lose (except weight, kek) affords me the freedom to speak my thoughts without hesitation. All the crazy razzle dazzle makes the normies chuckle here and there. I'm talking about online of course. Lmao I haven't been out of "my house" in 6 years. Last time I did go out was because I had to be hospitalized. The car ride felt like a dream. Passenger seat ofc, no drivers license. I feel as if though I'm digressing but to be quite honest what the fuck am I really talking about.
I just turned 30, I've never been with a woman. I want to say I'm a kissless hugless virgin but I believe I was kissed on the cheek by a girl when I was 5, a girl who I never saw again due to my father being mentally unstable and causing shit with hers. Subsequently that + the lack of funds to get me playing sports led me to become a fat bitch. Again, digressing.
>continuing
>>24634394
I'm proud of you anon
>>24634394
What an amazing picture/gif. Also gz OP
I'll end up a wizard too anon.
I wonder what sort of wand I should get? I'm thinking Wolfsbane wood, but many people advise against that since its high maintenance.
what's her best scene?
HAHAHA seriously!? feminist!? while she chokes on dick after dick after dick?
women are really getting fucking stupid now aren't they? am i missing something, is feminism a new excuse for fucking as many people as you can because your sad little existence can't go on without sex equaling self-affirmation? Is it directly tied to still being dependent on men for sexual gratification?
>>24634293
if not, they're giving real feminists a bad name
>>24634293
You, and apparently a large portion of this board, need to into reading comprehension.
what went wrong /r9k/?only oldfags will recognize her from her shitty dancing videos
That Kristina girl?
She got on a lot of drugs (coke?) and lost a fucktonne of weight. She lost a large bulk of her tits, and then aged.Her videos were shit because she only did one fucking thing.
she's not wearing mascara
Is this eggman back in the day when he was eggwomen if you catch my drift?
Blouse with zipper on the front.
Autistic or not?
>>24633867
Not autistic if you're attractive
Very autistic if you're fat/ugly
That's how fashion works m8
>>24633867
that shit looks pretentious as fuck
just wear a hoodie nigga
>>24633880
>>24633880
>>24633880
>>24633880
>>24633880
this
fashionblox
Hey anon, how was your weekend? I was pretty stuffed. Lol
>>24633794
holy shit. is she implying that... she had her pussy stuffed with the large cocks of those two black men throughout the weekend?
>>24633794
niggers are gross. I've never watched nigger porn in my life.
>>24633794
She looks uncomfortable af desu
What do robots do for self therapy? Let's all share our methods so we can help eachother relax and get /comfy/
For me, what I usually do is take a few shots of hard liquor, YouTube search "relaxing piano music" and then play minecraft creative with the music playing in the background.
>>24633708
Trap threads and yawn threads get hundreds of replies but we can't get a thread going where we actually try and help each other get cozy?
>>24633708
Self bumping again. If you see this thread I DEMAND you enter it and share your /Comfy/ strategies or else I'll eat your fucking eyebrows you normies
>>24634014
Why oh WHY is my bump not working
>really like this girl
>ask and she gives me her number
>month passes and only texted her twice
>still talk to her in real life
I'm doing this wrong aren't I? She's literally the first girl I've gotten a number from so I don't want to fuck this up but holy shit what the fuck am I supposed to talk about? Do I just spill my spaghetti out to her now?
>>24633694
im in a very similar predicament anon...
>>24633694
you haven't fucked her so no.
>>24633694
No you're doing it right actually. Avoid texting because it shows her you're interested in her. If she texts you give it at least ten minutes before you reply. Also, don't wait until you improve your relationship. Your brain is automatically making excuses for why you shouldn't go out of her comfort zone so if you keep waiting you'll go from "wah wah im not close enough with her to ask her out" to "wah wah I'm too close with her." What you need to do is next time...
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FIat is justice
>>24633681
Keep telling yourself that, little girl.
>>24634362
Not even a fan of completely flat, but that right there is way too much.
>>24633681
>tfw 5'1"
>tfw A cup
>all of the breast envy around other girls
>tfw no gf
>tfw they won't date me anyway because I'ma degenerate tranny
Who else here heartbroken
>i told her that shes never to contact me again and i deleted her off everything
Im feeling bad but better, how are you anons going?
>>24633614
>i told her that shes never to contact me again and i deleted her off everything
who did she fuck?
>>24633630
More like who didn't she fuck... Haha am i right ?
Just had a dream about the only two women who I have ever loved. Mixed in one body. I was so happy for a moment. In the dream she was lying on my bed, I gave her a kiss and went to the bathroom, about to go sleep next to her. Then I woke up and instantly thought about whether afterlife would be like the dream and should I just die now.
>every day is just 4chan/masturbation/vidya
A-at least I'm not a wagekuck ;_;
>tfw I work and go to school but all I do on my off days (if I get any) or after work/school is 4chan/masturbation/vidya
Just kill me f.a.m.
>Have something you love and want to do
>Resources to do it publically
>Too scared of rejection to ever really become great
>You're just going to be another faggot with no talent trying to make it in a business that doesn't need you
>Without it, you have no purpose, but you know you'll fail
I wish videogames were still a fun and proper distraction
I'm trying to adopt a hobby, but every time I do I just wind up doing homework and coming back here.
Is eating a hobby?
r9k meet your new oneitis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X-NgRpiteE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYsi6Z6sXY8&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YKEfrhk1Xo
Stop trying to force her on us you pathetic lonely creep
>>24633444
too many subscribers
>>24633444
Nice trips you've got there f.a.m.
Well r9k, I'm officially broken but only when it comes to women. I can make friendships with men easily. In fact, I'm actually well liked among dudes in general. They're easier to make friends with, and I feel a connection with them.
With women however? It's just too difficult to find any common ground. The stuff they talk about I just can't relate to (how hard they partied on the weekend, how drunk they got, shit talking other girls). Something in my psyche just completely shut off recently and now I view them as otherworldly beings. Not even...
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I kinda know your feels m8. I don't get nervous talking to girls anymore. Kinda just accepted that it'll never happen.
>>24633449
How does it make you feel? I can't really describe how it makes me feel.
Perhaps if you tell me how it feels it could give me insight into how I feel.
>>24633389
>>24633449
I, too, used to become nervous whenever I spoke with girls, especially ones that I was attracted to.
I'm not sure what changed, or when this change took place, but that just isn't the case anymore. Whenever I kept my mouth shut before, they would say "Oh, Anon's just being Anon again". Whereas now, if I don't talk, they assume something's wrong and try to get me to talk.
It sounds silly, but I think it's...
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>You will never drive a car with your waifu on it
>>24633215
>feels is the name of the team
My car is my waifu. Checkmate, fucker.
>>24633377
>tfw making your ara ara milf carfu pretty again after years of neglect
>tfw she'll reward you with years of reliable, spirited driving after you return her to her youth
>tfw you'll grow old and die together in a blaze of glory