Ever since I started no fapping I can't stop obsessing over big dicks, nothing else makes me hard really, not even girls, but the thought of sucking a big dick, being cummed on and getting fucked in the ass really turns me on.
I've always thought of myself as straight, but these submissive thoughts obviously don't support that. I don't even get hard looking or thinking about pussy....
Have I be living as a repressed homosexual? Or has porn just damaged my sexuality?
I don't want to be a faggot /r9k/, it's hard enough being...
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Idk man but gimme that sauce. Dude is hot.
Maybe you are gay though. Who cares just admit to it. If you think about dudes while jacking off, you're probably gay.
>>24659682
Do you get off to the idea of HAVING a big dick, or sucking one?
>>24659682
Go no fap for at least a month. Don't look at any porn what so ever. Especially dicks in your case you faggot
how do i stop fucking up
>>24659605
You stop trying and avoid all situations where you could fuck up by isolating yourself and becoming a NEET.
It's simple really.
>>24659640
but im talking about that
>>24659656
stop thinking you fucked up
>masturbating in the basement
>hear rustling noise, tense up
>a fucking rat runs out of a pile of rubbish right at me
>scream and kick at it, knocking over my beer
>rat runs into another pile of rubbish
well that's it lads. I'm never going to be able to fap again unless I move out of the house
>>24659591
get rid of your rubbish, you'll get gbp and be able to live ratlessly
>>24659591
>jerking off in a basement
Are you a troll
>>24659670
I would like to know as well.
OP, please post your hands for us to see.
As of now, I have an overweight lady pursuing me, and every single girl who's been a little more than warm to me has been chunky. I can think of only two ladies who were thin who liked me.
Why does this happen.
>Inb4 gtfo you normie
Fuckin' a, nobody is answering my question.
>>24659624
>>24659574
Just tell them you hate fat bitches, and to lose some weight and try again. Either they do it or they leave you the fuck alone. Win-Win, really.
>>24659574
Because they can smell the scent of your sad desperation.
>born in rural area
>the only way people leave is if they go to some other redneck place
>I'm the only person with good taste
>want to move to NYC LA or Miami
>they're too expensive for a farm hand forest kid to live in
>my happiness will never start until I go there
Do people seriously fantasize about cities like that or is this just some shitty meme?
>>24659481
If you aren't wealthy, the city - any city - is a shithole
>>24659481
>born in a city
>just want to live in a quiet rural area
>want a nice house where I can raise a family with privacy and live a simple life
>rural areas cost two or three times as much as city areas in my country
>need half a million dollars to get a house like this.
just fuck me up family
Do you still sleep with a stuffed animal, anon?
I have several but my bf makes me keep them at the end of the bed because our bed is so small. I am allowed to take one or two small ones into bed with me at bed time, however
Yeah, a small bear that my dad bought at the hospital that i was born at..dad's dead now.
>>24659478
yup! 6 foot tall teddy bear! taller than me lol!
This guy seems pretty cool. What do you think, robots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlnrV06-YDQ
>that NES ad
>it will never be the 80's again
Obvious liberal bias, but he presents solid facts about a lot of stuff. Good in my book, but not perfect.
>uh, so?
Stupid bs phone games are the worst games there are. Like. Bar none. They suck. Also Adam just isn't very smart. I also hate his Johnny Bravo hair.
Do you ever feel like a rat in a wheel running to a point that hasn't an end, a purpose, or any satisfaction but the fake rewards handed to you by the scientist telling you keep running or get trampled and killed by the other rodents you live shoulder to shoulder with in a small, dense, evil little cage you were forced to live in known as Earth.
>>24659296
No, I'm a NEET, so I just chill. Back when I had a job, I felt like I was in a labyrinth, though.
>>24659333
Teach me your ways Neet
>>24659420
I sleep for like 12 hours a day, stay up all night, play with my dog, dick around on 4chan, watch movies and tv. Not much to it. I don't leave the house with the exception of my midnight walks with my dog. I don't go anywhere, we just walk around the neighborhood so she doesn't get cramped up in the house. I dunno how to get NEETbux, I just live with my mom and using money I saved from my wageslave days.
Is anyone else here codependent and relies on someone else to give them happiness?
Yes.
And they no longer care about me. Haven't in two years.
all human beings are, anybody who tries to say they aren't has never been alone
>>24659390
That's dependence then, not co.
/r9k/ I plan on doing a all nighter. I'm trying to fix my sleeping schedule. What's something that can keep me up and not drowsy/shitty feeling?
I'm doing this exact thing bro. I woke up at 7pm today. Feels shit.
>>24659278
The worst part I got an appointment with the car mechanic at 9ish so maybe that should keep me from falling asleep at 6am.
>pull all nighter on saturday to fix sleep schedule
>go to bed sunday night
>sleep 17 hours
>fuck it
Pulling a second all nighter tonight. How long will it take before this has a serious effect on my health?
Should I just date a fat girl r9k. Every time I masturbate I think I could be fucking a real pussy within the week.
Shes had a crush on me for years. We talk every day. I just have to say 'lets get dinner' kiss her and its piss easy from there.
I spent the last year getting fit and it would suck that after all that Id settle for someone who liked me before and doesnt put any effort into her own body.
Yes, just go for it. It's an experience and you may be able to help her get slim
How fat are we talking? Chubby girls are life dude. Thick thighs, big tits, fat ass. But if we're talking about land whales nah
my younger brother caved in and is dating a fatty and he seems to be ok with it
>reading archived conversations with online friends you had 5-10 years ago
>knowing you'll most likely never talk to them again
anyone have any good greentext stories? i suppose i'll start
>played games and talked to random people on this website called omgpop
>meet this brazilian girl whos way older than me
>talking about 10 years older
>we were the best of friends, always...
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I am interested OP
>>24659213
fine
>start having feelings for girl that is way older than me
>start flirting with her
>she starts flirting back to me
>get disgusted that she's so easy so delete her from skype
>she thinks i dont like her anymore
>start ignoring her
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>>24659453
keep going
I'll add in my own story soon
>tfw you ruptured a blood vessel in your eye from staying awake for too long
Who else /insomnia/ here?
Going 5 days strong
Probably going to sleep soon though
>>24659190
>Sleep pattern is normal
>go to bed early, tired as fuck
>wake up at 4am
>still tired as fuck
>lay in bed for 2 hours until I get up
>will be tired as fuck all day
>will happen over and over
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
Does anyone else start to cry from staying up too long?
It's not an emotional thing, it's just if I've been awake for more than 24 hours and I'm at a computer, my eyes will spontaneously start to water and simply won't stop until I give them a break.
What did the big bang expand into? Nothingness? What?
>>24659041
Everything.
Stupid frogposter.
The prevailing scientific answer at this time would be "space itself expanded, it didn't expand into anything, imagine two points on a balloon growing further apart as it inflates, there is still only one balloon."
This is how I've heard it explained, it seems impossible to me though, there is probably a multiverse imo.
>>24659041
The big bang didn't expand. Space-time expanded.
>she starts making out
>kissing my neck and grinding my crotch
>mfw she suddenly says she wants sex but no relationship
Thats it,im out.
>start lifting,bro
>just be urself,dude
Fuck you,this is not what i wanted.
OP'S A GAY BOY
GAY BOY
GAY BOY
>hi, im quitting the gym, where do i sign?
>may we know the reason?
>i almost fucked a girl the other day
and you come to /r9k/ to complain
>>24658980
I fell for the "just get /fit/ and everyone will date you" meme too. By everyone they mean faggots and tumblr tier landwhales who will nonstop throw themselves at you at the gym. Meanwhile ladies will call your muscles disgusting or call you meathead. Getting /fit/ was one of the biggest waste of time and energy I ever did. I regret it and miss tasty food.