>tfw you don't wipe your ass correctly without realizing it
>tfw it itches really badly
>tfw it smells really strongly of that awful ass smell
>tfw no matter how many times I wipe it now it's still not perfectly clean
>tfw I have to go shower
anyone else ktf?
>>24666621
Sometimes, usually though it goes like this:
>Have to take shit
>Doesn't feel that strong
>Go anyway
>As soon as I sit down shit explodes out of my ass
>My ass cheeks end up getting entirely fucking covered in shit
>End up spending up to an hour just wiping
>By the end my anus is usually...
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Just use baby wipes bruh.
>>24666621
>>24666657
W-what kind of diets do you guys have
If you could instantly master 1 real-life skill, what would it be and why? Example:
Electronics
>can make your own cool gadgets
>can mod existing gadgets to suit your needs
>can easily fix broken electronics, saving you a lot of money
Piano
>can compose beautiful songs
>can play all of your favorite songs
>can impress cute girls
Be specific!
getting a job
Making big money.
Martial arts
So Kent did it. He is not one of us anymore.
>>24666556
Why should we care?
It's a good thing that Kent was able to move on.
how could you not expect him to do it, he's black
how many times do we have to say it, blacks cant be bots
>>24666556
He always had what it takes to be a Tyrone, despite his height. He was just a fucking attention whore trying to empathyze with those who thought he was a poor tortured soul. Fuck that nigger and his life.
Robots, Ive got a problem.
This girl Ive been trying to get with currently doesnt have a job, and she's been shilling for Avon on Facebook for a bit of cash on the side.
As an excuse to talk to her and see her for fifteen minutes every week, ive been compulsively buying this retarded fat removal cream under the guise that my mom/sister/cousin wants it. Sometimes I pretend to negotiate on behalf of my fake sister to keep the ruse up.
Anyways, I checked my balance and noticed ive spent like $400 on this shit. I was saving for a ps4, only to have blown...
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>>24666507
Drink it all and kill yourself.
It's the only solution
>>24666507
Pour it all into your bathtub and take a nice fat removal bath then punch your balls for being so stupid
>>24666507
Rub it on your moms ass and around her asshole.
Post girls you think would make good doms based on their face
>getting dominate by a girl
>>24666495
That actually looks like the type of girl that would beat the shit out of you, spit on your face and call you worthless
>>24666495
All because of those bangs
> Scrolling through normiebook
> see pic related
> "2015 in one picture"
> See Pepe
> NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24666490
poot? is that wojack?
>normies get out reee
>having a facebook
>>24666490
thats not one picture though
its
normies cant even
Do you have "fake" friends?
what are fake friends and how can I tell them from real ones
>>24666433
yeah but you earn millions of dollars from getting into someone else's lane cuz the energy of their heart gets transferred.
I have 'friends' at work that consider me am actual friend. They have asked me to go out with them, but they're all vapid normies amd I can't stand them.
I really wish I had real friends.
>tell robot friend to write down a list of things he wants to do before he dies so I can try to bring some happiness to his stagnant life
>look at his list
>can't fulfill any of his wishes
wow you guys are hopeless
>>24666261
if you have a bagina you can fulfil my wish if you get me famalama
>list of things I want to do before I die
1 - die
>>24666330
Yeah, he wrote sexual things, but even then the sexual things were more romantic in nature. He wants to be made love to, not just fucked. There are things on his list like:
-play videogames with a friend
-have someone sit next to me and watch me play videogames
-go on a roadtrip with friends
-watch a show/movie with friends
-go to an anime convention with friends
-eat out with friends
-sing karaoke with friends
It's so in-your-face that this place is bad for you and your psyche, yet you keep posting and visiting every day. Why? Is there any way 4chan has made your life better? Because I can tell you straight off the bat that I wish I never found this place.
>>24666260
iv given up
>>24666260
i come here when i feel bad about myself and to remember other people have it worse. robots misery makes me feel less terrible
>>24666260
>Is there any way 4chan has made your life better?
Please tell me how it made things worse, because it gives me laughs and shows me there are people out there I have a lot in common with (and that's no one in my actual life).
Where my robotrippers out there? just dosed 600mg 15 mins ago, feelsgoodman
>>24666199
just buy codeine lmao
>>24666219
almost 2am in my current location, DXM is all I can get friend
Got some Salvia right here because I'm scared of the law boipussi.
Should I try it?
This is a good clothing style for women. Feminine but sexy, not loud and weeabooish, high heels, pencil skirt.
Basic solid colors.
I'm not inclined to disagree with anything you've said.
>>24666153
Looks whorish. Flared skirts are cuter and heels are stupid.
>>24666153
probably because that maroon(?) color pairs well with blonde hair, she color matched top/shoes, open top shoes draws attention to feet, high cut top draws attention to waist, thigh-highs draws attention to highs, black is slimming so she probably feels her legs are too thick, low cut top can draw attention to a skinny collar bones/highlight a good face.
shes put a lot of thought into this and knows color theory/aesthetics.
if you wanna dress better, just read this stuff, and buy basic items with fit/color...
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Why aren't you growing your hair out r9k
>pisses off normies
>some girls don't care, others go crazy about it
>instantly sparks conversations
>no jew barbers to deal with
>easy maintenance, just wash and brush. That's it.
Here's my mane. I'm a baldkek, but who cares? Fuck what normies think.
If you have long hair post it here, otherwise lets convince our brothers to join the cause.
about to take a long exam, hopefully this thread will be alive by then.
Used to have long hair. Then I grew up. People take you more serious when you have short hair.
>>24666136
>>some girls don't care, others go crazy about it
this is bullshit, lol
girls don't like it
Share your encounters with the infamous "Stacey"
I watched her as she and her crew strolled the hallways in HS. She didn't even acknowledge my existence
>>24666191
good good it's a start
>>24666119
>Her: Hi we're all going to the dance (at a conference in a club we're in together) want to go?
>Me: "..."
>Her Staring in Disapproval and confusion
>Me: "N..No I don't l.like dances (I had never been to one before).
>Her Staring in Disapproval and disappointment
>Her: "Well ok then. Have fun."
Many...
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Post Robot albums
That album is complete trash
>>24666138
so are robots...
THEREFORE
>>24666138
No you're trash
>yfw 60-80% of women orgasm during rape
this is text
Men orgasm during rape too. It's a physical orgasm. You rub genitalia long enough, the person will cum rather they consent to it or not. An orgasm doesn't mean they enjoy it. You can force someone to eat food and they will salivate and chew and swallow, but it doesn't mean they like it.
>>24666106
Men cant be raped unless its in the ass and if you cum from that ur gay