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>family asks why I never want kids
>wish I could show them this video
Kids these days are fucking weird. And that's coming from a psychopath.
The way freshmen in high school dress is atrocious.
Daily reminder that you are not a robot if you can piss in a urinal while others are in the bathroom
>>24670693
wat
to be a robot you need to be a unconfident retard?
>tfw there's only one person at the urinal in the corner and you're too anxious to use the urinal furthest away so you have to use the stall without looking like you intended to from the beginning
>>24670693
Daily reminder that you are not a robot if you don't use the short urinal.
>shaking really hard at the psychiatrist's office
>tell her I find it really difficult to leave my house anymore and I'm shaking all the time when I'm not home and my anxiety makes me even more anxious because I get scared when I'm clutching my heart feeling like I'm gonna die
>she just tells me to go outside more
is there no relief? should I do breathing exercises or CBT or something? what works for you robots?
please heIp me
smoke ganja
>>24670667
exposure therapy. learn about it. it works.
otherwise do things that will make simply going outside seem trivial, like putting yourself in (HOPEFULLY CONTROLLED) dangerous situations. I like doing bear grylls type stuff myself, eg survival in the woods.
4th Year Med Student here
Just wanted to tell you pathetic fucks that we do make fun of you when you come in smelling like shit and when your face gets red when we ask about your sexual history.
The nurses will always laugh about how you "manchildren" will never get anywhere in life.
Just thought I'd let you know.
You won't be laughing when we shoot up your class you fucking normie scum
>>24670613
I hope you get aids from some sandnigger
>>24670643
>Shooting future doctors
Can you be anymore retarded?
I was a bully in school.
Now im here. Among you.
What are you going to do about it?
I'M GOING TO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LIKE I NEVER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'D BEFORE
GET THE FUCK OUT CHAD RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Watch you get your just deserts
Glad you're at our level now.
would you date the girl on the left?
Lol wtf is that thing
>>24670645
Ur mom Hehehehehe
>>24670668
Fug! robotblox
I just wish I had a passion. Then I could study and become proficient and make money out of it.
>>24670527
Learn how to program, OP. Get skilled with computers. You're already on one all day.
I just wish I had a gf. Then I could have passion.
>>24670527
>make money out of your passion
that's just a meme successful normies tell you
but yeah, being completely joyless and unmotivated for everything is the worst, i can relate
>finished the first draft of my manifesto
What is it about, smuk pepe?
>>24670346
K you apathetic autist
>>24670346
>Suicide note
fixed that for you, m8
how was your day fellow robots ?
mind was pretty good, i just met a pure qt on omegle who i used to skype with few months ago, back then she refused to get naked, but today she did and we had one of the greatest cam sex of my life.
she's stunning, has gorgeous tits and the best looking pussy i'v ever seen, and i don't say that lightly, i'v seen quite allot of pussy in my day and i don't really think its the best looking part of a woman, but hers was just perfect.
she has a piece of heaven between her legs.
sadly she refused to give...
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>>24670339
Hi anon. Glad to read you had such a great day. Did you save some pics for us?
>>24670492
i recorded the whole thing, i always do
>>24670339
I got unbelievably high and cleaned the kitchen while jamming to music. Pretty good day.
>twf you cant make love because std phobia
Fuck my life.
How to deal with this
Pic related?
>suck my original cock
>>24670316
stop being a puss
not like you could get laid anyway
>>24670353
This, and this. It's alright, anon, as you get older, you stop caring about it so much. Of course, as you get older, your window of opportunity shuts more and more, too, so... they're kind of related.
>have 28 yo gf that I've been with for 8 years
>fiance really, just don't have the money for a rock
>she loves me but she was kind of a slut in high school
>used up Stacey honestly but still a Stacey
>19 year old coworker wants to jump on my dick
>shares a bunch of my hobbies and fetishes from before I even met her, so I can believe she isn't pretending to have common interest...
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I don't understand what the point of having a gf is if you're going to fuck other girls? Why bother to pretend to be in a committed relationship if you feel this way?
why is it important that she had sex with ppl in high school? slut is such a dumb word. From all the things, you thought that this is important information.
Some kid wanting to jump on your dick is enough for you to think about breaking up with gf of 8 years? The fact that you are considering it alone is enough for a breakup, no matter what happens with a kid.
>>24670283
>>24670343
Pretty sensible answers for r9k actually. Are you guys chicks by any chance?
Make a lot of money is a normie thing?
No. Making a lot of money simply means you're important enough for someone to give you a lot of money. Or violent enough to steal it from them.
>>24670320
What about Self-made?
>>24670236
no, you are either chad or autistically dedicated to something that makes money
the most money a normy can make is probably $150000 a year as a highly experienced and educated in-demand engineer
>i put my dick this...
Is that... is that a mayne?
>>24670255
yeah man probably less than 100pp on street fighter too lmaoaoaaoao
>creating an internet persona
>posting pictures of your face on the internet
>we are so alone
>girls only want handsome chad
>girls are so shallow
>daily threads with 10/10 models
>daily qt gf threads
>various hot celeb waifus threads
>threads about harsh judgment of women looks
For every "tfw no normal/average gf" there are at least 5 threads for putting on pedestal 10/10 girls (or saying they arent even...
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I don't know what the fuck you are talking about but i am not autistic unlike most people on this board yet i am a virgin at 18. Man fuck this i suspect i might be ugly or something because i only attract 3/10. Fuck me dude wanna hear my story about the girls i have met in my life?
>>24670243
You know it is nothing strange to be virgin at 18? for most 1st world countries losing virginity on average happens when 16-17 with some 50% losing it later.
Get out with your average teen problems
>>24670364
Yeah, though i live in Sweden so the average is 15 unless you are autistic. I really hate myself sometimes because i spent so much time on the computer. I just recently (like 1 year ago) stopped being this awkward dude who fucks up a handshake. Made a lot of progress and am seen as charismatic by most but when it comes to girls i just can't make myself vulnerable because of confidence issues and what not.
who /hemoroids/ here
>>24669928
Me. I don't know how it happened but they're getting worse and I'm too autistic to do anything about it
>>24669955
Drink water, eat healthier, do exercise.
>>24669955
go to a doctor anyway, in the worst case might be cancer
but if you sit all day and dont exercise might be only hemoroids