Draw yourself as Wojak.
I'm gonna die alone,aren't I?
>>24667214
Probably.
I accepted this long ago. I'm not even 22 yet and I just feel numb. Learning to juggle, though, so that's kinda fun. After that I might learn an instrument.
>>24667214
But everyone dies alone, anon.
So how did you pass high school /r9k/?
>>24665483
I showed up, took the tests, and went back home.
>>24665483
i didn't
fuck off robot
Let's just say I got satan to thank for that one
Guys, I've finally had it.
After another guy talked about his regular trips to Bangkok, for the sole purpose of having sex in the massage parlours, I went ahead and did some research on the subject. Turns out that Bangkok is booming with these shops, and that literally any guy can get to fuck a decent Asian.
I'm almost about to plan out a holiday for myself. Flying to Bangkok alone, browsing through all the markets, finding some cheap electronics, and then having sex with different girls each night.
What's stopping you from living out every...
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>>24664829
all those ''girls'' are legit 3/10
>>24664829
I wonder how many of those girls have penises
I forsee op fucking a tranny and contracting HIV
Sup, wagekek?
Another day, another dollar.
>>24661530
>Bu- but my contributions to society!
Comfy comfy neetbux
I love how these threads are posted just in time for the kekies to read while they're sipping on coffee. They will not be able to forget their predicament for even a second. It's just a shame most are in such a rush to sit in traffic that the morning threads don't get as much tears and rump rage.
>December 1st, 2015
welcome to hell
>>24656992
>Batman Begins is a decades old.
>>24656992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
It's not going to get better
>>24656992
>welcome to hell
Nigga I've been in hell for years, just keeps getting worse and worse
Have i died inside?
My sexual drive is gone.
I no longer care about girls (i am21)
I no longer feel like playing games
Or watching anime
Or drawing
Or trying to fix my miserable life
I just browse this page 8 hours a day and watch people play games for 2 hours. This has been my daily routine for the past 5 months.
I sometimes post but that's it
hav u tried bein urself?
21? Ahahahaha. Wait till you get to 25 and nothing's changed, maybe save for a few mental defenses against suicide breaking down. Hope that the rest of them hold.
>>24674313
I already know that nothing will change. My life has been exactly the same for the past 3 years and it was very similar before that.
I just hope something pushes me so i suicide because i am afraid of slowly dying like this. Who knows how many regrets will i have when my youth is completely gone.
Lads. We got a helper. Meet dbot. It gives out replies that Chad would give out. Basically you could feed every reply every girl sends you into this and they would still buy it. To top it off, no spaghetti, so maybe you can bed them in your basements after the bot tricks them.
Feminists rolled it out to teach all of us just how bad men are for sending out these kinds of replies.
http://www.dbot.us/
>do you listen to O.A.R.?
I'm out, senpai. Can't do it.
This is terrible. It doesn't even analyze responses.
>>24674326
Since when does anyone analyze what a chick writes? You are trying to fuck her, not debate.
>tfw normalfags might have friends and casual sex but they will always ALWAYS be behind on memes
>>24673988
Get on our level normies!
Will wagekek, JUST, and baneposting be on instagram next year?
I have friends and a gf and dont post ancient memes like pepe
Post your favorite squatting slavs.
Pic related, I made it
>>24673980
I got you fampai.
Cheeki Breeki
me actually right now
>>24673980
Most slav picture I've ever seen
http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2015/12/01/mark-zuckerberg-priscilla-chan-baby-girl-99-percent-of-facebook-shares-to-advance-human-potential/76626078/
>literally giving away most of his money just to better humanity
Zuckerberg confirmed for hero
Jewish person being ironically non-jewish, it's the new jew fad haven't you heard it gets em more shekels
Nice caved-in-forehead baby, faggot
If I were Kuckerberg, I would use that money to form a massive PMC, then I would take over all the terror-breeding shitholes around the world one by one.
> Job interview
> Interviewer asked how I funded my college education
>interviewer asks me what I do in my free time
>interviewer asks me anything about my life
>being in a job interview
dying in a painful way doesn't seem so bad
>>24673887
Jerking off punks under a bridge.
>>24673956
They ask these questions because they're trying to gauge if you're the kind of person they, or their coworkers, could be friends with.
These people are likely to see and spend more time with you than their actual family. They want to hire someone they enjoy being around just as much as someone who is qualified for the job.
>dick is 10 inches
>6 pack
>care for my appearance as much as possible
>rich as fuck
And I've never had a gf in my life.
How come?You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
I've had multiple gf's
I
>grew up poor and now do OK
>have messed up teeth
>don't socialise
>am average looking AT BEST
>average penis
>balding
>average build
the list could go on
I'm confident though :^)
>>24673877
You obviously socialize if you have had multiple gf
>be me
>spend teens and early 20s getting friendzoned and BTFO
>sorted life out in late 20s
>use hookup apps to meet up dozens of girls
If I think the girl would have rejected the old me, I find ways to subtlety punish them, including.
- Getting them to my place and putting on boring world/art cinema
- Sit browsing internet while they grow bored until they leave
- Give them glasses of prune juice that gives them diarrhoea (most...
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i made 2 black qt girls watch this in its entirety
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Eyzck6qA0
>>24673742
this is worse than that tfw no bf thread, shit
>>24673780
Gibs context plz
This is gonna sound cringe-worthy i know but my biggest fear in live is that i'll be a cookie-cutter person. That i'll become just like a normal person and listen to normal music, watch normal movies, have normal hobbies and most importantly have a normal view of looking at the world.
I try my hardest to be a unique person but so far, and i think i succeeded at it but of course i'm kind of an outcast from any society i'm on.
I'm not an autist, more quiet and calm, but I tend to gravitate away from people, being unable to relate to them...
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Ironically, your need to be different makes you a normal
Honestly too many years on 4chan can cause this m8.
It's not really bad though i feel, though it's a lonely life.
Maybe someday you'll learn about the pleasures of conformity and realize that being different is not necessarily for the best.
How the fuck do I control my emotions robots?
I can't handle this anymore. I will lose my shit over the slightest thing that doesn't agree with me, literally burst into tears when I calm down, get so cheery for no reason that the inevitable comedown will steer me into a deep depression that will last for years.
I just don't know what do, I'm so incredibly unstable.
Its called being bipolar anon
>>24673703
Yea congrats you've said a word, that doesn't help OP unless hes gonna take meds
>>24673738
Will meds help?
I don't really hear that much good about antidepressants and that sort of thing.