katya getting fat is one of the funniest things i've seen in a while
bravo katya
>>24675187
I WANT TO FATTEN HER UP MORE AND MORE
YES
BECOME MY CUTE CHUBBY DUMPLING
>>24675187
Any more of fatya
awww shit, how old is she?
>Interviewer says, "Tell me about yourself".
wat do
"I'm boring, and you're understaffed. Cut the shit and hire me."
>>24675174
Talk about your education and previous jobs, that's all
>>24675174
He doesn't literally mean tell me about yourself. He means "why are you a good candidate for this job"
then you list of any skills related to the job you have
if this is a shitty retail or cashier job just be like I'm a hard worker that gets things done or some bullshit
DO NOT say something irrelevant like you like playing video games unless you think they do also and then you can suck his dick to get your job
You're at home shitposting on r9k and this guy slaps your memes.
What do you do?
maybe he wants to be friends
maybe we can share our memes
>>24675141
>tfw we have a similar body type
Maybe we could bond over our skeletal nature.
>>24675141
thanks mr skeltaI
Liberals, leftists, and multiculturalists who love animals, what do you think of this video:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BxPtb397Dxc
The stabbing at the end with the hippo was a little excessive.
>>24675124
>you will never hunt a wild animal amongst the dry grasses of the savannah and feast upon its flesh with your tribesm8s and wife
>>24675124
WE WUZ KlNGS N SHlET
>22
>have never worn a condom
Who else has never touched a condom with their dick before?
Me but only because I fuck the pussy bareback.....
haha...
ha.....
;_;
Of course I don't. Because I GO IN RAW DOG BBY. jk, I'm a virgin
The only time I touched one was to see what one would feel like. It was terrible, and since I am completely against having kids, I don't even care about trying to have sex. Seriously how is jerking off not better than having to wear a condom?
>typical girls night out
>"it's not cheating, we never fucked lol"
who is this qt demon and consumer of semen?
on the one hand he wasn't inside her so its not that fucked up. On the other hand she cheated and didn't even get anything out of it so its pretty fucked up.
Sauce por favor
>tfw no racist gf
>>24675028
Good for her for sticking up for her values
That's the average "nationalist girl" on /pol/
>>24675028
how does she have all that fat and it goes to only her shoulders and none to her butt
shit genetics
>quit showering
>quit answering my phone
>quit cleaning my house
>quit my job
>just shuffle from room to room posting on 4chan
Anyone else just completely give up here
>>24675004
same in a way
>had place at uni, quit that shit
>had mcjob, quit that shit
>been NEET 7 months and applied for like 3 jobs
I have savings though so I suppose that's fuelled my quitting.
only the death can save us now
embrace your grave
>>24675230
normalfag pls go
Daily reminder if you watch anime you are beyond saving, you insufferable faggot.
I'm a complete autistic cunt with no friends and I would never stoop so low as to make cartoons a hobby into adulthood, what's the fucking point?
daily reminder that all cartoons aren't meant for children
> I'm a complete autistic cunt with no friends
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
I could still fuck you up tho
Almost bedtime, wagekek.
>>24674973
Enough of this meme, you're not funny and I'm only giving you this reply out of pity.
>>24674973
Entirely worth the $4200 a month.
>>24675166
>wagekeks are really this butthurt and mad
>"anon, it's been such a perfect day! Im glad I spent it with you, I've been so depressed lately, but you just keep me hanging on!"
Huh? *burps* you talking to me? I just fucked you you dumb hoe, so get going before i drop you with my elbow
With each passing day OD'ing on heroin gets more and more appealing
>>24674930
Oh such a perfect day, you keep me hanging on
How do I get a chubby gf?
Become a Chad and use can just use them for sex
tfw no chubby belly gf to cuddle
Get a regular GF then just keep feeding her.
Who /weed/ here?
>got medical marijuana card
>finally dont have to be so paranoid anymore about being caught
>>24674732
Back in my day, one called medicine not something that made you feel better, but something that treated.
>tfw you will never be able to obtain a medical marijuana card
>tfw you have no contacts
>tfw weed is taking too long to legalize
who /noweed/ here?
I'd rather drink. Weed is a fucking mess.It's only enjoyable 1/10 if you have a brain. The other 9/10 you just feel like you have cerebral palsy.
Fucking overrated. I smoked it ~100 times in highschool and I only liked it about 10 times.
So i just recently fininished my last year in high school.
>Be a massive douchebag at the start of junior year
>Have this chick that i found cute
>She's the fucking incarnation of satan
>Edgier than whole /b/ combined
>She's like a 4/10
>Start liking her a lot because i thought it was cute how evil she was.
To put it in perspective, i'm like a 6/10 at best....
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Cool story bromily
>>24674720
go on senpai
>All goes "well" in my eyes all senior year
>recently find out that she and all her friends (aka the whole classroom) were making fun of me
>They were all doing it thru the whatsapp group of the classroom (on my back because i lost my cellphone a long time ago)
>it's Really fucking bad, to the point where they actually made "memes" to picture the situation
>Feel like i wanna kill myself because after...
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>tfw youve made a wagekek thread every day for the past 5 years
>tfw when you first became a NEET you set out to read literature, learn new languages, develop new passions to get a new perspective on life
>tfw when you've done none of those things
>tfw all you do is play video games and watch anime all day every day
>tfw your sleeping schedule is so fucked and your lifestyle so unbelievably sedentary that your body aches...
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Wagekeks trying the sockpuppet tactic again?
Modern capitalist society sure is great isn't it?
>>24674658
>Implying a mother would give up on their child for not wanting a job
Nice try, wage kek