Behead those that insult the supreme gentleman
>>24686445
kek he was a coffee-chucking loser.
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>>24686445
who is this cunt, everyone says he looks like me
>in college
>lonely lunchtime as usual
>listening to babymetal in the back of the library
>eatingchicken tendies
>comfy as fuck
Solitude isn't that bad robots. Learn to embrace instead of fighting it.
Lunch is almost finished. Twas enjoyable.
Yeah I'm new in college since i moved house and a complete loner. I don't give people opportunity to talk to me for some reason but I'm really lonely.
But I'm drunk and gonna fall asleep
>try and apply for jobs online
>Too hard and complicated for me
>Suicide is seeming a better and better option by the day
Is it feasible to be more pathetically lazy?
>>24686407
I'm also looking for work.
All online applications. No one has gotten back to me. It's no laziness, it's frustration. It's just so faceless.
> tfw i'll never move out of home at this rate
it's obviously something else. please don't berate yourself. these are things that you have to think about, not just bulldoze your humanity with "manning up"
this was me for literally 2 years...i finally got a job that pays decent through some dude i met (and i didn't even have real work experience.) it's all about who you know these days.
I...I don't remember it being December already.
>>24686398
Worst month of the year, because I realize now how I could have done so much to address all my failings in life. Instead I'm still just a NEET 24KV.
Why the fuck didn't I spend one hour a day learning a valuable skill like programming?
>>24686398
Darkest month of the year with earlist sunsets.
I love Dec/Jan all the snow, walking at night or so beautiful the snow or frost and the cold air listen to some space ambient music like Boards of Canada pop some vicodin or alcohol or weed and go on a walk and breathe in that air and watch it come out your mouth in this cloud it's a beautiful time to be alive senpai
>there are women in relationships right now who put up with being constantly called a bitch and whore by their "significant other"
Why?
And I can't even get a hug, man...
>>24686362
Women are whores who like being treated like shit.
>>24686514
Obviously not considering how many programs and halfway homes there are for battered women.
>>24686744
You wouldn't need so many if the first place if they didn't react positively to it
Anyone else tired of the whole autofilters putting "Kek" and "senpai" in where we want it to say c.u.c.k and f.a.m.?
I wasn't really bothered by it at first, but now it's kinda irritating. Especially the "wage kek" threads rather than "wage c.u.c.k" ones.
Please Hiroshima, remove the filter!
kek
kc tire
>>24686346
i thought we had all agreed we would use cvck from now on?
I fucking hate it tbqhmhf (to be quite honest my honurable family)
>20, average looking, no game
>My penis is 20cm X 14cm
>Statistically it's big but I never quite believed it
>Went to see a prostitute this afternoon
>she grabbed a large condom
>She was incredibly good at giving head, My dick looked so big in her tiny mouth
>When she eventually mounted me she kind of winced and said 'big'
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>>24686306
Shit blog. Unsubscribed.
>>24686306
I live near the only legal brothels in the US. It's still a 40 minute drive though and the girls there will upsell you like crazy. You have to negotiate down to a reasonable price and I think I'd be way too awkward to do that.
Brothel is shit idea for losing virginity.
>>24686306
they often say 'big' or 'take it slow' or something like that to make you feel comfortable. Also whores prefer average sized dicks. They deal with a lot of men and a lot of penises. Consequently, they want something comfortable. Furthermore, men who expect them to be impressed by the size of their penis get old very fast. They literally don't care. The ideal client is clean, polite and reasonably good looking.
this is a post your gfs thread!@
>your gf
Just gtfo
> gf
> r9k
If you insist on being here you may as well post tits
>>24686267
She looks 10 you sick fuck
>tfw you will never re-live the internet era pre~2010
>you will never march triumphant into Mexico City and spend months drinking with your compatriots and nailing the local senoritas as you wait while negotiations bring the Mexican American war to a close.
More like pre-2007.
After the facebook and smartphone boom it would never be the same.
>>24686217
Good. It was utter shit back then. Besides, most of those websites still exist. What the fuck are you complaining about?
>open relationships
>closed relationships
>>24686228
>relationships
>>24686247
>relations
Are there any ex-Yugoslavia robots on?
How do you deal with life? Some of the regular things like being a NEET obviously doesn't work here. It's like a robot life on hard mode.
>>24686167
I live in Canada but my whole family lived in Yugoslavia until just a few months before I was born. I visited every ex yugoslav country this year. My favourite part of Europe.
have you met Zizek?
>>24686257
I haven't.
>you will never be ordered to the front of the class by your bully teacher
>you will never be stripped down in front of the class by her
>you will never be jerked off by until about to cum
>you will never be told to yell out the name of your crush while she makes you blow your load
>you will never be called a good boy by her, get a peck on the cheek from her and told to go take your seat
Sounds horrible desu senpai.
>tfw this will never happen to you because you're no longer school-age
>>24686149
>>24686179
makes me think of this: http://www.xvideos.com/video8747998/lauren_louise_hurley_the_school_girl_wanks_a_guy_off
>staying at hotel
>comfy in bed
>knock on the door
>"ja"
>figured room service would go away
>she opens the door
>says something but can't understand her because I think she's Chinese
>"lamna mig ifred" (leave me alone)
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>>24686017
You're just Swedish, it's alright.
Clearly she was a refugee and promised the room you were in and as such she was confused by your reaction.
Now be a good swede and give up your living space.
>lamna mig ifred
Immigrant go away. We're full.
You know what, robots? I want to be employed. I'm a NEET and I WANT to be employed. Yeah, you heard me. I've been jewed by so many bosses that I've developed work-related anxiety.
>inb4 mental illnesses are a meme
I'm on attempt #5 of starting an online business and I pour my sweat and tears into each project. I have a friend who helps me out with my stupid fucking projects. They're the only things that provide me happiness and, sooner or later, if they don't pull through, I'll be thrown to the wolves and...
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>>24686014
>contemplating sawing off my dick and selling it on the black market
Can you do that? How much do they go for? It's not like I'm ever going to use mine, may as well get some cash for it.
Maybe we could start a business together, op. Cash for dicks. We pay for people's dicks and sell them at a higher rate on the black market. I don't think the dick market has been cornered yet. This way we get to keep our own dicks too.
>>24686083
Now that's a business venture I can get behind. You're thinking like a real American now, castrate the working class to like our own pockets. I like you.
>>24686102
to line our own pockets*
fucking shit fuCK COCKS
Is Fallout 4 good?
>>24685986
It's popular, so of course not.
Yes and no.
If you've play 3, nv, oblivion and skyrim you know exactly what to expect, so why even ask.
Gameplay and graphics wise it's superior.
Content and storywise it's inferior.
Not even my opinion, objective fact.
No loli sex mods for a few months though, so you can wait.
Certainly overpraised, but an okay game. Many flaws imo, but I find it overall enjoyable.