>be looking for job
>find a good opening amongst the shit that make no sense (5 year relevant experience for entry level job my ass)
>check the profile
>it fits in the sense I can pull it off
>check the requirements
>yup, I can manage that
>how to apply
>send resume
>ok
>send...
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How do you get references if you've pissed off everyone you've ever met?
>>24693863
Make fake ones
>>24693863
there are companies that you can pay.
>tfw extreme flatulence thanks to my dad
>tfw huge bulgy stomach because there
so much fucking gas
>tfw some days I literally fart every 2 minutes for 4 - 5 hours
exact same situation including the dad part. what is your diet like?
Jesus fix your diet m8, consider abstaining from dairy and/or bread
>>24693785
/r9k/ never to dissapoint.. thanks for the good laugh.. :D :D
Hey. You. Yes you. Robot, in the SLAC Lab, look behind you
kek 69 get. But seriously fucking look behind you god damn
>>24693769
fucking refresh already jfc
>>24693769
Yo. Behind you. Look
This girl I know from class has liked and commented on over five of my Facebook posts since we became friends yesterday. I really like her. Is this a pretty sure sign that she is into me? How do I proceed from here? I don't want to fuck this up.
Message her and let your heart pour out into words. Trust me.
ask her out before it's too late
>>24693734
I am kind of autistic. Please don't fuck with me.
ASHLEY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
where did you get this?
>>24693694
WHERE
I MUST FUCKING KNOW
WHERE
>>24693694
trying to emulate her bf sam hyde
Who /group neets/ here? I live in a 2 bedroom apartment with two other neets.
Post their stats
>stoner
>always high on something
>sells drugs to get extra cash
>failed normie
>anger issues and depression
>23
>gamer
>just plays DOTA 2 and TF2 all day
>scams people out of their items for extra money
>robot
>eating disorder and social anxiety
>23
>bookworm
>just reads all day
>repairs other apartments under the table for extra cash
>cyborg
>depression and borderline
>22
We just get high, discuss philosophy and science, and play vidya together too, though all of us extend out a branch of that for our lifestyles.
>>24693682
how do you guys have money to live together?
>>24693956
Neetbux. We just pile it together for rent and other bills.
>>24694006
how were you all able to get them? were you all living at home while getting neetbux then deciding to move in with each other or what? Also where do you live?
Fellow robots,
How do you handle it when you experience periods of not getting laid?
I went from having sex multiple times a day every day for 5 years to complete incel (now gymcel) for the past year and a half now and I feel like I'm starting to go insane
Every girl I see I want to fuck and my standards have gotten so low that the only criteria now is for a girl to be not fat
There is a girl that I like but she's way out of my league and I'm scared to talk to her because I'm a huge loser
>fellow robots
hahaHAHAHAHAHA
>>24693675
>used to have sex multiple times a day
>too afraid to ask a girl out
There are some logical flaws in your story OP...
Why do people come here
>tfw don't have any motivation for living and improving
>>24693645
do 20 push ups, sit ups and squats
report back after completing this quest.
>>24693930
Get the fuck out normie
Fhjdghdffy
>>24693930
I don't feel like it.
Suck my dick wagekeks. SUCK IT!
Underrated thread for sure here lol
>>24693476
This, and suck it well.
>>24693476
Only if you pay me. I already get paid to suck Mr Shekelstein's dick, so I expect a good offer
Dat post lifting buzz whilst sinking an expensive beer and listening to music.
No stress in my life due to no work, NEET life is great lads :)
>>24693405
I have a job and don't have any stress because i'm not an autistic faggot
>>24693442
anxiety can sometimes lead to angry outbursts, worried you might make a mistake tomorrow at work, wage kek? :)
>>24693468
No, because i'm adaptable to social situations.
shooting up a facility for people with developmental disabilities, is r9k fighting itself?
Normie take over
Reddit did it
Wait that's not a white man that's a trans Filipino woman
KEK. It's habbening
every mass shooting doesn't have to do with /r9k/ you fucking idiots
How can you eliminate your desire for the love and acceptance of others?
>>24693333
Getting quads is probably a start.
Honestly, I've done it myself and I couldn't say how, at least not for certain. Being an introvert is probably a prerequisite.
Are you aware that your desire for these things arises from within yourself, and can only therefore be satisfied by yourself? That is, you being convinced that you're loved is what satisfies your need, but whether or not it's objectively true is irrelevant.
>>24693333
It's because you have low self-esteem. This same problem will make you embarass yourself until you finally have suffered enough to stop hating yourself. Then you will become a little stronger and you can begin to stand for yourself.
Also, try to simply pay attention to things without letting your insanity censor it all the time. Practice observing.
>>24693333
When you accept that free will and consciousness are illusions created by natural selection you'll stop worrying about anything and live a chill existence.
who else /hatesabsolutelyeveryone/ here
I hate no one.
>>24693345
this
hate is a pleb emotion
>>24693377
It does show inferiority, but in my case it is more accurate to say that there is no one worthy enough for me to care that much about them.
>that feel when ginger never made a gif of your face but she did one of that jew faggot
What's your face?
I have to go do silly theatre shit, but when I get back if I don't fall asleep I'll make one.
I just thought the one pic would be a good subject for experimenting with a limited palette.
Give me your face.
C'mon OP, I can make it up to you.
>>24693426
i dont want to post it now, it has already been posted here and shit
i just wanted to cry about that family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4avdFNP5t8
>yfw he will be charged with harassment, intimidation, and theft
i honestly thought wage rage was a meme until i saw this video.
they actually get that upset.
Lmao mad wagekek.
Someone post the wageslave on a horse pic.
Holy fuck. NEETS in full round the clock suicide watch. The wage uprising has begun.