I wish I never tried drugs
Life is so boring now
kindafeelthatfeelyo
Tho, without drugs, I most likely would of killed myself years ago. Its destorying my body and mind but saving my soul from eternal damnation,
thou, i have discovered the truth with drugs. many people dont become as enlightened as i
I wish I never dreamed in my sleep
Life is so boring now
>>24700032
You are still alive?
FUCKING MODS SHADOW BANNED ME HERE ON R9K NOW NO ONE CAN SEE OR POST IN MY THREADS IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW IM GOING TO GO EAT SOME SUGUR TO CALM DOWN!
>>24699850
You wish
>tfw can't see your threads
I buy a kilo of sugar and use it as salt lick. It calms me down before bed.
/r9k/ has to be stopped t b h
Some nigger killed his parents around the same time because they didn't bring him fastfood when they went to get some. It's not stated in any of the articles, but you just KNOW he wanted tendies.
WE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING LAD
Remember, guys...things WILL get better!
>>24699725
You're right
Tomorrow I become an hero
I was going through psychosis in a dream and I tried telling myself that, but then my sister came and said no, that I have schizophrenia and it's permanent
fuck dreams desu phanpy
Before or after I kill myself you fucking tumblerfag?
>be american
>go to the bank to make a deposit
>waiting in line
>hear "THIS IS A STICKUP" from a balding white guy with a a gun
>guard shouts "Put the gun down"
>Robber: "This is my second amendment right you can't take this away from me. It's illegal"
>Guard apologizes and gives him bullets.
>tellers...
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>>24699629
Fun fact: robbing banks is still illegal in America.
>>24699629
i think you might be joking but i can't tell for certain
EPIN THREAD HAHA GREAT BANTER M8
Think this would go over a bit better over at /int/
Almost bedtime, wagekek. Might want to start taking your doctor prescribed sleep-aids so you get forced to sleep and get a decent night's sleep so you can slave away again tomorrow.
wageslave here
completely addicted to coffee, literally can't exist without it
do neets drink coffee?
Neets like us will live up to be some of the greatest men of all time, while wagekucks won't even be remembered at all.
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER DOLLAR.
>>24699651
Nah when we get tired we just take naps
Who /guilt complex/ here?
>Grew up relatively poorfag, only because my mother was a financial retard with her child support/alimony
>literally squandered my dad's entire $250,000 401k on who knows what
anyway
>always got shamed for wasting any little thing and not finishing every bite of packaged food
>"Anon, that cost me X dollars!"
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>>24699426
I survived because I didn't fucking move 20m to the left. I think I might just kill myself
>>24699426
>friend and I agree to play game together for the first time when it comes out
>release date
>he says he won't be able to play, tells me to play without him
>i do
>feel really guilty the next day, even though he insists that he doesn't care
>haven't touched the game since
>too much guilt
>>24699426
I feel this to a lesser degree. I just hate when I have something better than people I care about. Also hate getting gifts.
You should share those tips, friend
Your sitting in your room, shitposting and memeing, when you hear your sister call out to you:
>Anon, can come to the bathroom for a sec?
>I need your help.
You get to the bathroom and see this.
What do you ACTUALLY do?
>>24699399
shoot. that's not my sister
wonder how I suddenly got an adult sister
>>24699399
Ask her what she needs my help for
Is what Id ACTUALLY, A C T U A L L Y do
how do you get revenge on a cheating bitch?
>>24699250
Tell her firmly this is her last warning not to cheat on you
Murder her with a sharpened spoon
>>24699250
Cut her out of your life immediately
0 contact
Do not insult her
Do not mourn your relationship
Do not let her try to apologise
Don't bitch about her to your friends
Just get rid of all the stuff you need to get rid of and never speak to her again
I'm too afraid to get a job because I'm too short
>>24699191
GUESS WHO'S BACK FUCKERS????
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>>24699204
OH MY GOD !!!!!!! AHHHHHH
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ???
>>24699204
Fail whale
After talking to my crush for a little while thinking she's starting to warm up to me, during our conversation earlier she told me that she has a boyfriend.. Should I just end it now? She was probably my only chance at getting a girlfriend and happiness.
pretty much. I'm feeling really down. Just leave a mark on this world before you go so the void will not rip through.
>>24699168
>Should I just end it now
Just end having that crush. Move on and don't look back.
>>24699168
If she tells you she has a boyfriend then she's not into you. Also warming up to you does not equal getting laid. All it means is that she doesn't dislike you.
Is there anything more /comfy/ than the thought of cuddling a cute grill?
>What's /r9k/'s view on cuddling?
>>24699140
>Is there anything more /comfy/ than the thought of cuddling a cute grill?
Sleeping in a tauntaun
>>24699140
Cuddling with the one you love and you know will be the mother of your children must be such a wonderful feeling.
I don't even care about being virgin or kissing, I just want to hold close someone I love and I know that she loves me as much.
Watching Siamese cartoons my anonymous penpal.
>tfw peer review in English class
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24699123
>Alright guys lets sort of make our turn here and say what we think isn't working in this piece or what we thought could be improved on
Do you live in Texas by any chance?
>peer reviewing something entirely subjective
what, is this the state of humanities nowadays
>been using amphetamine from waking up till going to bed every day for close to a year straight
>bought bags of 30grams every time so had plenty
>last months snort just not go collapse
>finally running out of my last bag
>decide to quit/break because im just too much of a mess
>spent my last hours scanning my room for little bits of amphetamine
>collect 95%...
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>been using amphetamine from waking up till going to bed every day for close to a year straight
>since becoming addicted around 1.5 years ago I masturbated daily for 8-12 hours
Yeah you can kill yourself now. Your life has peaked.
I was addicted myself.
You have to go through two hard weeks (physical addiction).
I'm still thinking of it, but it's better to be clean.
When I was on that shit I always thought people hated me.
>>24699030
>masturbated on amphetamines
how?
Who /severelydepressedwithsuicidalthoughts/ here?
I've had enough of living. It's boring, people are fucking annoying, life in general is just a big pile of shit. I'm tired all the fucking time and I don't enjoy anything that used to make me happy anymore.
All I want to do, is cease to exist. Yet, here I am still going as if I want to be here.
Fuck this shit.
same, but I like jalapenos and fried chicken way too much to kill myself.
>>24698783
Not like you'll be craving food when you're dead.
>>24698759
How to achieve happiness:
>Weed
>MDMA
>Shrooms
>Opium, don't get addicted faggot use willpower to stop yourself
>LSD
>Ecstasy