I hate women r9k. What should i do?
>>24705488
cry. cry for lost feels.
Your heart is fighting love all the time. Give in.
>>24705488
become a flaming homosexual
Are tulpas legit?
Can mine be an anime?
>>24705458
They're not legit. They're a sign of psychosis.
>>24705458
Sure. Just make sure you pick the right anime.
Not legit but if you have a good imagination it doesn't matrer.
The truths of life r9k has taught you
"Buddy shits" are never a good idea.
long one
blox
>>24705449
Actually good point, never thought about it like that
OP confirmed for not a faggot
>tfw haven't shaved my pubes in about three years
Anyone else knows this feel? Otherwise I have a pretty good hygiene
I usually go several months without doing it, but now that I have a girl friend, it happens a lot more often. But I know that feel.
>>24705426
I only shave it when it feels like I got a swamp down there.
But then I immediately regret it when it feels itchy and it feels like my dick is on velcro.
i know that feel all too well desu senpai
who /excited for chrissy pressies/ here?
I don't have as many GBP saved up as last year (damn you tendies xD) but I'm fairly sure mommy will still buy me fallout and some cool new shoes.
i sure hope my mommy gets me something nice! I saved up a lot of GBP this year! I'm eating a Subway sandwich in my crib right now watching Scooby Doo!
This is really all I want under my tree this year.
>>24705545
that's pretty gay senpai
Daily reminder that if you're under 7 inches she won't feel it.
Daily reminder that this infographic is fake and hitting the cervix is considered extremely painful
Jokes on you, I will never have sex
>worrying about pleasing a women
Literally just warm fuck holes for muh dick, I don't care if they cum because i always do.
You know how some men are obsessed with Asian girls?
That is how I feel about Hispanic men. I love Hispanic men.
> dark hair
> dark features
> tan skin
> handsome faces
If the guy isn't fat and he is Hispanic, there is a 99.999% chance he is attractive.
All I want is a Hispanic husband.
> tfw you will never have a Hispanic guy to buy a cabin in Northern California by the ocean and the redwoods with to live together with
> tfw no Hispanic guy to buy you roses and protect you
I don't know who this is, but he can give me a massage any time.
Another Wednesday, and another $20 wasted on losing lottery tickets.
Wanna win 100% of the time? Don't play
>>24705303
Not losing is not the same thing as winning. The only way to win the lottery is to play the lottery. The question is how much though, and the existential crisis is that winning the lottery seems to be the only way to possibly live my dreams of unlimited financial abundance.
>>24705409
Join the military. If you are that desperate. Just make sure you are /fit/ before you join. I got kicked out for failing my physical. Never went to a gym. You might want to consider working out a ton beforehand.
>2015
>not becoming a NEET
Why don't you just become a NEET /pol/? Let all the wagekeks earn your money for you.
Neet life is boring OP.
And so are you.
>/pol/
Ahwell.
Because you'd rather make robots that do my work for me and sacrifice some time for the best of both worlds
>the year 2000 and one five
>not creating robot slaves
>"hey anon, it's been such a perfect day! Im glad I spent it with you, I've been so depressed lately, but you just keep me hanging on!"
How about you fuck off back to le reddit, you meme incarnate
Then one fine morning I put on a New York station and she couldn't believe what she heard at all. She started dancing to that fine fine music you know her life was saved by Rock 'n' Roll.
>>24705120
hey asshole
Thats my waifu your speaking so crassly of
Show some respect, or pay the ultimate price
I don't have enough fight in me to keep trying to lose weight. As long as I'm stuck in this house surrounded by food, with no reason to try and get in shape, it's never gonna change.
>>24705057
What have you done so far?
I'm currently struggling with weight loss as well. What have you done to try to better yourself?
>>24705101
I lost like 5 pounds when I got fed up with being fat, and then it stopped. I barely even care anymore. I just want to float away.
>>24705141
I tried to change my diet, but then I got sick and now my stomach lurches when I think of eating that healthy stuff.
I want to lose 15 more pounds by christmas, but I know it's not gonna change. I've been telling myself I'll do it for real tomorrow for years. I can't do it anymore.
>Tfw no 8/10 cute, artsy, clean, honest white gf
Reckon she's taken miles of black dick
Is that an 8? Shit, you can have her.
i'd settle for a 6 or 7 if she shared any nerdy interests of mine
and no i'm not talking "Big band theory and star wars xD" but i also don't need her to recite pages of lore. just want to hang out and play some casual vidya, watch a little anime, etc
>finally get gf
>one month later she tells me she doesn't know if it will work out
It's worse than >tfw no gf. To have a taste of sex and how it feels to be loved, to let yourself get all attached and then have it taken away from you, knowing you'll struggle to ever have it again. It's rough.
> get all attached
Here's your mistake
I agree, it gets much harder when you have a taste of it but then its taken away from you so soon
>>24704938
Did she say why she didn't think it was going to work out?
Who else used to RP online as a teen? What was your character and what did they get up to?
Mine was vampire Squall. I used to RP fight and even had a gf for a couple of days until I found out she was a guy.
>>24704902
/Town Square/ ?
>>24704902
>vampire Squall.
I fucking just spit out my drink I laughed so hard
I still do occasionally but it's all private and usually lewd.
I'm in one now playing a girl who ran away from her town when a foreign cult changed the way of life. She ended up living as a slave to a lawful evil wizard. They are gradually growing close and he is teaching her magic, but he also uses her as an incubator for monstrous eggs for his goddess and allows her to be changed by magic over time and by his own spells if he's in a mood. She's laid two clutches of eggs so far.
So, /r9k/, tell me about your girlfriend.
>>24704744
Don't have one right now and I'm not a degenerate man whore.
>>24704744
Tell you about my what?
>>24704744
She's Korean and super adorable and affectionate. I just got back from a date with her.
We danced and kissed and I picked her up and spun her around. This is the happiest I've been in a few years and I was an alcoholic for the last three years so I know a thing or two about being happy