ITT: Pictures that describe your pathetic life
It's getting better though. I'm getting an art tablet with some money I've saved up and that will help make me feel less worthless
Sounds like a fuggin plan
I live for this
Why do normies come here? There's an entire internet out there where they can discuss their relationships and other normie shit.
Do they feel threatened by our betaness so they have to occupy our board? Why can't they just fuck off and leave us in peace, give us one little board on a tibetan thangka forum to wallow in the misery of our lives.
Or could it be they want us to be jealous of their exploits?
>porn threads
>"I was rejected by stacy again waaaaahhhh!!!"
>Muh oneitis
>Hey guys just got a new job been working hard for the past 5 years blahblahblah
>Unifeels
>>24706046
Lol, the fact is we're all just depressed normies who have deluded ourselves into thinking we're so special and unique that we can't change and that society hates us so we can stay depressed because it's comfortable here.
It's an off-topic board that isn't /b/ or /trash/, and also because I started coming in like 2009 and I can't quit.
I usually hide beta as fuck/gangbang of whining threads.
Thinking of moving up to Alaska. Its always been my dream place to live because it looks so comfy and my here life has been going from okay-ish shit to pure shit. Figure either that way I can
>get away from the shit redneck town I live in and all the dumb shit I've done and start over. Maybe make myself happy
or more likely
>if things are still shit I can just kill myself up there without the handful of people who give a shit finding me or having to deal with it
Not neet, actually been working double...
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>>24706029
If you expect to get away from rednecks in Alaska you're dumb
>get away from the shit redneck town
Who do you think lives in Alaska, senpai?
>>24706029
Do you have a place to stay or a job lined up? There are a bunch of homeless people in Alaska and you can't really live off the amount they pay you to live there.
>tfw double chin getting more noticeable
>>24706013
Grow a beard familia
>>24706060
I cannot
At least you aren't balding.
>Talking with girl about her sex life
>Complaining that she has to fake it with her boyfriend
>She says that she fakes 75% of her orgasms
>Call bullshit
>She says every girl does
>Call turbo bullshit
>Two other girls corroborate her story
>Side note: Size matters and if you're below six inches your dick is doing jack shit
How...
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>>24705939
oh well? i don't understand why you would even consider that a problem.
>>24705939
Who really gives a fuck whether they orgasm or not, your entire premise proves how feminized and sad men today really are, men in the past just took women for wives (they had no choice) fucked up and didn't give one shit whether they orgasmed or not, because their enjoyment is not your fucking concern as a man, the moment you have conceded to the modern false idea that you're there to please them you've already lost.
Hey man, if a girl is with me and I get to fuck her and I finish, I couldn't care less if she faked it or not.
TO BE HONEST FAMILY IT IS THE CURRENT YEAR
>>24705931
She is correct though. 98% of women agree with this even if they'll never admit it.
What's the problem?
>>24705931
>>24705963
nothing. just like video games and porn aren't a problem.
>>24705931
>10 years later
>it's time for me to settle with a beta provider!!
For those of you who try to cope with anxiety, how do you do it?
The past two years, I've made an effort to be more social and I've done okay so far, but I still can't help having anxiety attacks. Should I look for medication, therapy, or both?
It can't be fixed with those things.
Maybe try joining the army and you'll see what real fear is like.
It might cause you lose your social anxiety.
>>24705835
I "beat" it by just accepting it. You learn to live with and you follow through after spilling your spaghetti. Then you pick your spaghetti back up and keep going like it never even spilled.
If you look at "confident" people you'll notice the same trend. Everyone says dumb shit non stop. "Confident" people just don't let their spilled spaghetti define their future actions or their attitude.
When people see you stumble and then crumble they lose respect
When...
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>>24705887
That is if I experience real combat.
I've had a near death experience in the ocean before. I literally almost froze to death. That was pretty fucking scary. Does that count?
When did you guys started acting like assholes?
I'm really curious.
Are new to 4chan?
This has been a central part of the culture from the very start.
>>24705832
>11/28/15
October 2003
>>24705843
No, I'm asking for stories. What are your cockshit moments? Hopefully I'm not alone on this.
>Walking back to car after doing groceries
>A panhandler starts pestering me
>He was a white late 40's smelling shitdick
>Followed me all the way to the car
At this point I was trying to back up but he was blocking my way.
>Roll down...
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I went for a long walk today, r9k!
gonna get healthy!
who /feelinggood/ here?
>>24705824
Good job. Keep on walking, bro. Walk for those of us who cannot walk no more.
I want to cum on JoJo's face.
>>24706003
i want to boop her cute little nose!
So the other night I was dressed up and on Omegle pretending to be a qt girl. I like doing it because I have a feminine tummy and it's easy to fool horny guys into thinking I'm fingering myself under my panties. I've gotten really good at rolling around and positioning myself so that I can even take the panties off and spread my legs without showing cock.
I like getting all the guys on Omegle to jack off to me and then whip out my cock just as they cum, I'm 7 inches too so I'm usually larger than most of them.
Anyway the other night I was...
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Could have been epic
>>24705775
You giant faggot! That was you?!!!
>>24705829
Really though. I probably could have made them do anything, kids were probably horny enough that they wouldn't even think I might have had a dick.
God damn, I wonder if I could have made them suck eachother off. They were already like pants down, legs touching.
Fuck that would have been amazing.
What's your skin care routine, /r9k/?
You do have one, right?
>wake up and wash my face with water
>25 minutes and 31 seconds later
>slice bananas and place a piece onto a spoon
>hold a lighter to the underside of the spoon and sniff in the banana mist at high velocity
>rub the banana remains over my face
You probably haven't heard of my skin routine; it comes from ancient Mongolia. The banana mist really opens up the skin pores
>>24705882
why did this make me fucking laugh so hard
also this thread is gay af
>skin care routine
>>>/lgbt/
If you;
>Have friends, online or irl
>Have had a girlfriend
>Have had sex
>Have female contacts in your phone
>Have profiles on things like tinder and Facebook
>Put internet pussy on a pedestal
>Post pictures of yourself on the internet and on boards such as r9k
You are the cancer and need to leave r9k and fuck off back to /soc/.
Do I have to leave if I was incel for 9 years, but was Chad before and after?
I was on r9k when it first started back in the days of longcat and efg 400x400 gif.
(ps, I'm not actually gonna leave)
>>24705684
If you shit post as hard as OP you are cancer and should get >>>/out/
>>24705684
Forget it senpai. It's fucking over.
We're not getting the board back.
Normalfags will always drive us away in the end.
ITT: We write a letter to the normalfags.
2 words per person.
I'll start.
Dear Normalfags,
With love,
>>24705643
Fuck boy
>>24705672
love me (this part doesnt count i just got muted)
Listen to me very very carefully. I have lost all drive, motivation, direction, or ambition. I wake up and fall asleep in a miasmatic haze of drugs. I am in a constant cycle of caffeine, alcohol, and THC, self-medicating and self-intoxicating in a vain attempt to make the pain go away. I browse 4chan and reddit and facebook and wikipedia and news sites and little blogs and other fora looking, seeking, hoping, begging for something, something valuable, something real, something to give me the vaguest, foggiest notion of what to do or where to go. I make and share and consume...
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>>24705531
science will bring back the dead and make us immortal, it will take a lot of hard work and there will be much suffering before this, but it will happen
>>24705586
Oh my God. You're right. It is the final End of all conscious action. The immortalization of suffering. There has been and there will have been much suffering before this terminal catastrophe, but there exists no mind now nor until then that can comprehend the magnitude of the permanent, immortal, eternal suffering that will be all that is afterwards. I die knowing that even in death I cannot escape my pain. I hate you and curse you, prophet of evil. May the remainder of your existence be as terrible as your words.
samerobot filter
Hey fellow robots I am considering trying magic mushrooms for the first time (only ever done weed) I was wondering if its worth it because of the possibility of a bad trip. And also how and where do you find them specifically in new Zealand.
>>24705505
As long as you're not having a bad day, don't do them in a bad place, and don't surround yourself with bad people, there's no risk of a bad trip.
>And also how and where do you find them specifically in new Zealand.
ehh... try asking drug dealers? The dark net? People who are into LARPing?
WHAT UP YOUTUBE YOUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBE WHAT UP
>Coming here of all places to ask where to find cubes...
>then you say you live in whereverthefuck.exe
Go back to sucking dicks to get high senpai