What the fuck do I do about this?
Girls fucking hate it obviously.
Guys who don't know me automatically think I look like a nerd
Jaw surgery?
Pic related, it's me
Grow a beard, or wait until you grow one
At least you have a chin, oneitis has been dating the Anti-Bruce Campbell for the last 6 years
Where you have that little crease between lower lip and jaw is there the fuckers chin ends.
>tfw jaw like a Bond villain
>people assume I'm some kind of bad guy
>I'm just a nerd
I just want a gf man. I deleted my Tinder because I felt like chasing leads wasn't going anywhere, and I know that a gf won't just plop on my doorstep, but...I just want a gf so bad...
I have the EXACT same feeling. I want a real girlfriend, not tinder roasties. BUT HOW DO I MEET NEW PEOPLE WHEN I DONT KNOW HOW
>>24707653
Why do you need a gf?
This is the one thing I don't understand about /r9k/
I am just as beta as any of you guys, and I understand, hey it might be nice to experience a relationship
>But the relationship will end anyways anon
>Why waste your hard earned cashed on some relationship for 2 or 3 years, when you could be buying a cool new computer with an oculus rift
Idk man, I understand that it might be cool to have a gf...
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>>24707701
I'm just such a helpless romantic. Every time I see a cute girl, or a girl says something I agree with, I think what if they liked me, and what if we could be all lovey-dovey. I have dreams where I have vague gfs, and when I wake up it hurts so much. I just want someone to love man, I don't care about virgins or racemixing, i just want a gf man
Did you cry? I cried
i wanna cry over how beauty Taeyeon is to be honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXPkiJ5cOso
lel'd at the guy headbanging
>>24707646
why do people like these plastic hoes?
>>24707646
Do they always try this hard to emulate american musicians?
Who else on /r9k/ is mixed race ?
>>24707581
i thought this was my ex boyfriend for a sec and wanted to die
Anything that isn't white is shit.
>>24707595
I can be your ex bf if you want bby
Anyone near tampa florida or goes to USF wanna be best friends? I kinda want a friend with a i dont give a fuck about life attitude commonly found amongst robots. Im black btw, ill post pics if requested
>Im black
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>Im black
Sounds great, I'll make sure to bring my wallet and other valuables to your location.
>>24707657
ima fuk ur bitch nigga
>>24707682
ima fuk ur hoe nigga
YOUNG BASED GOD AND IM BASED WITH DA MARTIANS MARTIANS MARTIANS MARTIANS MARTANS
Marines are dipshits
They scatter the south and are self righteous dipshits who demand that theyre heros
>muh honor
>muh integrity
>muh veteran discount
>muh PTSD gives me an excuse to get drunk and hit my mom
theyre fucking losers and welfare pigs and nothing morenot to mention they all dip tobacco
even robots are better
yeah all they have to do is finish basic training and they become automatic heroes forever without really ever doing anything.
>>24707557
>>>/k/
This is not the board for rambling about how you hate the armed forces.
So where did they pick on you today OP
What's the saddest place you've ever seen on the internethard mode: not /r9k/
/r9k/
I always pick easy
wizchan?
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>tfw asian gf
asian manlet keks btfo desu senpai
>was tricked by coworkers into thinking that a girl at work liked me
>turns out she was tricked in the exact same way
>incredibly awkward exchange between us ensued
>still got ger phone number
>still agreed on grabbing a cup of coffee next week
Have I been bamboozled and this is just a favorable outcome of it, or was my coworkers able to tell the possible connection between me and her before anything?I'm...
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>>24707437
are guys like in high school
>>24707458
Early 20's. Despite what robots might hope, shenanigans like this still happens.
>>24707611
Try seeing if you are a good match just to spite your coworkers.
Post a movie you think should be a must watch for people on the board
Home Alone 3
Bocu No Pico
>>24707368
Whiplash was the tits, strong shit, haven't felt it in a while.
>post yfw no one posts in your shitty thread
>understand that your thread is shitty
>make it anyway
Stop.
>>24707424
good reply. i read it
Happens to me all the time
Have a (you)
>Browse female safe spaces
>Have talked to real life females
>Everything r9k says is right
So why THE FUCK do you guys still even want a gf when it's OBVIOUS that you'll get nothing but hell for it.
>>24707363
because robots are so low test they are almost female, and like real women they both hate each other and crave their approval.
>inb4 catty bitchiness and "I'm not like the other girls!"
I'm holding out hope... That god hasnt completely forgotten about me. I could still find my waifu in 3d form.
I want an idealized gf. I want women to be loyal, virtuous, and caring. They simply aren't any of those things but my desire is not abated.
This is the human condition
>tfw blond haired blue eyed Kuck
>tfw no women respect you
>tfw recessive genes will be bred out worldwide in a few generations
>tfw intimidated by dark haired guys on a regular basis
JUST
be proud of your superior genes you kek
Blonde hair is actually really nice. It's a shame that almost all blonde men suffer from balding. Hair colour doesn't matter if you're losing your hair. I have black hair but I have next to no chance of balding.
>>24707316
>superior genes
>recessive genes
pick one
Anybody else here want someone to shoot them in the head. Why can't it ever be me that's killed in a mass shooting.
Just got to brazil.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=156_1449104828
>>24707321
I think Fox News is on to something about people being desentitized or whatever to violence. This shit is extremely tame compared to any high def high audio fidelity fatality in MX.
Maybe society is fucked.
>>24707238
IKTF, slick.
I live it.
Question is, what are you gonna do about it?
How would you feel about your gf having a bigger cock than you?
watching this gif and this song starts to play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVhp93olnjY
As a phone salesman, the first thing i saw was the moto x play/droid pure.
>But id suck that cock
i want to be slapped with that cock
List your triggers, anything that sends you into a spiral of self-hate:
>seeing a pretty girl
>hearing about people going out and having fun
>someone saying I should get a job (yes, no shit, I know that I'm unemployed loser)
>Being ignored when trying to talk to someone
>Anything that implies that I am boring (I know I am already)
pretty much the same second two
I don't have a spiral of self hate but I do get panic attacks that make me puke and have sent me to the hospital on numerous occasions by not going away.
My trigger is a pretty shitty one
>changes from the norm