Anyone here ever had a sibling who needs to shut their fucking mouth?
My step brother (21) (I turn 19 in January) told my boss/cousin about how i was apparently "dealing lsd"
I mean yer i had half a sheet which is quite the ammount but what the fuck else am i going to buy with my christmas bitcoin savings
>be me having a sesh with good old matey boy cooper
>playing some good ol gta4
>roman becomes pretty entertaining while high
>get...
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>>24712179
you should have dissolved 5 tabs of LSD in bottled water and had him unknowingly drink it. then terrorize him until he ends up in a psych ward. much better revenge than just punching him in the mouth imo.
You are both trash and deserve each other
Your brother has no loyalty to family.
>Everyone in family and extended family has gone to university or is currently attending
>tfw I can't handle it but don't want to quit and look like a failure to my whole family
>tfw I feel like I'm drowning and just want to die or drop out
Should I just rip off the bandaid to save time and money?
Anyone with experience?
Uhhh go to school, man. Helps out a lot and you have better options than manual labor.
That being said, skilled trades pay very well and I would consider looking into them if you are passionate about them. A lazy electrician, machinist, pipefitter, etc. is never going to get anywhere, but if you are passionate and good at your work you'll write your own paycheck.
>>24712283
yes what this faggot said
>>24712158
tbhfam the only thing uni is good for is networking and socialising. which you won't because your'e a robot.
Being outgoing takes too much work.
>>24712131
Absolutely. Extroversion is a bittersweet romanticization that nobody here would actually enjoy if forced to do it: this is why we're all here in the first place.
You may lament it from time to time, but that feeling is just as fleeting as the desire to be outgoing once you attempt to be outgoing.
>>24712131
Not everyone can be extrovert as not everyone will be introvert. It's just genetic preference, you can appear outgoing but it's not natural to fake for a long time without taking a toll.
What is outgoing? What is the universe? What is wrong with being ingoing? This cisgoing world only accepts you when you are outgoing nowadays. Hard times.
Good morning, robots. ITT: will be a comprehensive list of memes that need to be drug out back behind the shed, shot or struck in the temple with a sturdy spade, and buried in a shallow fucking grave--unmarked. Let's do.
1. Frogposting
>how many more of you faggots need to come across a buzzfeed listicle linked on social media featuring Pepe's fucking face accompanied by adolescent tier black twitter speech, rambling on about the like button and how DUDE WHITE PEOPLE LMAO before you stop posting frogs? Rage comics died almost overnight...
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interruption cow goes OP is a faggot
>>24712095
CONT.
Some conclusory thoughts on Reddit and 4chan
>It isn't that there are good forums and bad forums out there anymore. It isn't about finding the non cancerous communities and the cancerous ones. Consider this: what you liked about the chans back in the day isn't that 4chan was good, it was that the internet wasn't as mainstream as it is now. With the explosion of social media, normalfags have turned the internet into a giant platform for their narcissistic...
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Just passing to say that OP is a faggot.
Good morning /r9k/! Make this day good, and make sure you do your best and give it all you got, you cocksuckers!
http://youtu.be/g0_FvK51wOQ
Here's something to listen to when you wash your balls in the morning.
Thanks friend, the rest of the week is gonna be hard but the weekend is almost here. And I might even be able to go on a date with a girl I like, which gives me something to look forward too for once. I hope I don't mess it up.
>>24712091
my great grandmother died and i'm going to fail an exam which will necessitate retaking the class on top of pissing off my father to the point that he cuts off the financial life support he gives me so i'm probably screwed for the next few years
o-ohayou
Time to jerk off all day again
>tfw leveled up to twinks
I've been playing this game for too long.
sort of hurts my dick after the second fap
>>24712185
Pleb. I've leveled up to fiction novels.
>cant play video games anymore because i get mad and start breaking things and bite my arms until they bleed when i lose
>browse the internet compulsively until my eyes hurt instead
Who /alwaysangry/ here?
very rarely angry here. Did you have angry parents? hgh in your food when you were a kid? redhead? manlet or small penis?
>>24711901
Nope, just always had a short-fuse and start self-harming when things don't go my way.
>>24711843
I only get angry while browsing this shit board.
At least I like to be angry.
Where do I find a genuinely dominant female who wants to lock me up in chastity and abuse me?
I'm a pathetic incel and feel like I was meant to serve a female.
Kill yourself to begin with permavirgin shit.
you're pretty much fucked. its something like 2% of the female population identifies as sexually dominant, while there are swathes of beta faggots who would love to be pegged by women, so its GG for any dudes with such predilections.
>>24711792
Why?
I know its pathetic but its not like I fucking chose to get turned on from female humiliation or whatever.
Right now I look like a twink and I'm postiive I don't have the dedication to go to the gym. To stop looking like a child should I just get fat? I have a feeling women prefer fat guys over twinks.
Tips to get fat? Help me out fatties of r9k
bitches love twinks
>>24711712
>eat a block of cheese and butter a day
>???
>Profit
>tfw drunk and on xanax
Is there a better feeling?
try ecstasy senpai or coke
Go do drugs somewhere else junkie scum famm
>>24711685
>he's sober
TOPKEK
You are keked to shit if you force yourself through life sober
You are given the choice to either save the Mona Lisa (the real one) or a two year old child (no more information given)
Who do you save?
the mona lisa obviously.
It will last longer and its a precious human relic
Mona Lisa. Bigger reward.
Why doesn't the robot stop people like you?
>had normal hair in April
>balding since two months ago
FUCK YOU GENETICS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>24711636
My hairline is shit
I thought it was recent loss but I looked at high school photos and maybe its there too
This is fucking life ruining one time I wore a hat with my hair wet and hung out with a cute girl and I looked in a mirror with a bright light next to it and saw my scalp all along my hairline and a big bald spot in the middle
>>24711807
I mean I always had fine hair but there were no fucking bald spots or anything in May/June. Now it looks like this and I can't even go see a doctor because I have no money. I'm gonna get it buzzed again today, I just can't fucking believe how everything gone to shit in 2-3 months. I'm hoping that I have TE from my extremely stressful life but seeing how my luck is so shitty it's probably MPB genes coming out from my ancestor 15 generations ago. Dad still has great hair at 55, maternal...
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You scalp is now getting itchy.
>Friend manages to find cute gf
>Goes to america for one year
>Another friend meets his gf on a party and they start talking about stuff, mentions that friend1 is hoping she s waiting for him as they agreed before he left
>She admits that she already slept with two other guys
WHAT THE FUCK. I really feel bad for him. I don t know what I would do if my gf (if I had one) did this to me.
I trust my girlfriend a lot, and we're 2200 miles apart right now. She's a qt, but if I found out she cheated on my, it would be over like that. I feel awful reading these things.
(at least I have backup)
>>24711620
All girls I know cant live for more than 1 month without a bf. But I hope she wont cheat on you.
>>24711620
She already cheated and if she hasn't she's going to
Who /intoxicated/?
>tfw popped a xannie and cracked my first beer
Here's to NEETbux!
>>24711557
Xanax doesnt do much for me desu desu senpai
I tried aderall a white kid I know gave me and it was pretty cool but in general my pill experience hasnt been that great.
Hydrocodone is pretty based tho
>>24711684
Nigga you need to drink on Xanax
It's the shit
Granted I'll pass the fuck out in t minus 1 hour
>>24711697
Im thinking of asking my doctor for xanax since I have anxiety. Is it easy to get it prescribed?
>Why did you want to take us to the woods anon?
To bring you to auschwitz
To walk in the fucking woods why the fuck else
Why the fuck are you wearing heels?
To kill the ugly one in the back and do witchcraft together?