>tfw no girl would ever love me because I'm just a 5'4 manlet
And don't forget, you should ever expect anyone to acknowledge this disadvantage. Whenever you bring it up you get called a whiny faggot and get told to take responsibility. As if you can take responsibility for your fucking height. By what? Going back in time and making your mother fuck someone taller instead?
I'm 5 inches taller than you, but I kinda understand your pain.
No girl will ever rly love me cause I fap to futa everyday
I can't controls it
just find a qt who is shorter than you
it's hard but not impossible
>tfw no Russian soldier gf
>tfw you'll never experience war with her
>tfw not able to see her smile
>tfw can't touch her hair
>>24711990
I know this feel. It's an awful feel.
>>24711990
Then the war ends and you get keked by Ivan instead of Chad.
>>24712026
I don't care about getting keked. It happens to everyone eventually desu desu senpai.
>inb4 Chad doesn't get keked
What does /r9k/ think of Baudelaire?
After Aku No Hana I thought maybe it'd be worth reading him, but I'm too much of a pleb to understand the appeal.
>>24711705
Pretty based. Better than Verlaine
>>24711705
Good for pretending to be an intellectual or even literate, for that matter.
>chatting with cute girl I met trough tinder
>the subject of sex comes up
>''I like it rough :)''
>mfw
She seemed like such a nice girl to me. Why is every goddamn girl on this planet so much into ''rough'' sex. This is no isolated case, every girl I had something to do with in the past years, told me similar stuff. Do they really enjoy getting fucked hard or do they just tell it in hope that it turns you on?
>most girls are submissive and are turned on by the idea of being dominated
Breaking news there, pal. I don't see how that makes her not a nice girl.
>>24711343
I don't know man, maybe I'm just old fashioned when it comes to sex, but in my opinion, a girl that wants to get fucked rough, can't really be a ''nice'' girl.
>>24711538
no youre not just old fashioned
old fashioned people probably had even rougher sex
sex has always been a dominating thing
just try it out
your primal instincts will hopefully kick in when youre grabbing and fucking a grill
I think I just realized that the reason I care about legalization so much is because by getting high i can get more connected to my computer
The music is clearer and the screen seems so much more crisp
And I become invisible
Almost as if I am one and become part of the dream
I connect with my animes and video games
There is no leaning back and seeing the walls of your room and remembering that you're human and in need of interaction
I don't know if this is bad or not but the entire reason I smoke isn't beneficial like I once thought but it fulfills...
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>>24710851
The government shouldn't have control over most personal aspects of your life like what you are consuming. The weed ban is outrageous, it is like banning sugar to combat sugar-related diseases and deaths as if the citizen is unfit to decide on his own and in need of a nanny.
drugs are great and keeping them illegal is responsible for 100% of crime
>>24711511
100% true
Fuck the nanny state
>can't stop admiring myself in the mirror at times
>lead on ugly insecure girls for thelulz
>could talk about myself for weeks desu
>genuinely believe that I'm superior to the vast majority of the population, even if my rationality tells me otherwise, I can't help it
then why are you at the most selfhated board there is?
>>24710773
I'm a social retard. I can relate to a lot of people here, I just don't hate myself.
>>24710837
>narcissist without maxing charisma
Himmler as fuck. You better hope a real psycho finds a use for you otherwise you will be miserable.
>tfw too intelligent to smoke weed
I know that lots of people smoke weed and drink alcohol well into old age and there are plenty who are still sharp minded at 80 and even 90 years old, but for some reason I feel like doing those things could damage my mind and I won't be as sharp as I am with my 28 year old mind.
Even if my body goes to shit with old age, I still want to be able to think as quick and clearly as I do today and I have this half baked idea in my head that weed and beer damage my brain.
>>24710790
me
in b4 OP responds "that isn't what I was implying."
Being intelligent and smoking weed is like over-clocking your CPU. You can just think about shit inside-out and make connections which you couldn't while sober.
9/10 Twitch whore with a 3/10 incel neckbeard.
She makes all the money and he gets to smash that tight pussy everyday. Just kuck me up tbhfam
>>24710147
Once you get rid of the makeup, she's only a point or two above him.
Hes either rich, or hes not fucking that pussy at all.
>>24710147
Post a pic of her without layers od make-up and major boobage exposed?
Show your homescreen robot!
R8, H8, masturb8.
I never had a phone
>>24711080
why?.........
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>hobbies? Well hmmmm, you know... traveling, netflixing and pizza :)
What do you like to do OP?
Anyone up for a hobby thread?
Writing, drawing, painting, sewing reporting in. Doing research for some rudimentary woodworking stuff to learn how to build a dollhouse soon.
Not being a faggot is a pretty good hobby.
>>24709493
Video games, poker, thinking about the feasibility of suicide, sometimes a little soccer
War edition
First for America
I think the best option would have been to co-ordinate with the Russians and Syrians to destroy ISIS and the """""""""""""moderate rebels""""""""""".
finally a thread
Have you ever met a fellow robot in the flesh? What was it like? Did you have a lot in common and become friends or was it just a really awkward experience like pic related?
>>24708840
Whent to /o/ meets.
They where okay.
I could really tell who was a robot there
>>24708840
At least they aren't Brits.
Have a /k/ meet up
Nightwalk thread?
Saw a couple of these pop quite a while ago. Why do you do it, what have you encountered while out?
I like it because it's so calm and quiet. I saw a girl swinging on some swings once before at around 1am, I couldn't get the courage to approach her though.
>>24708786
Almost got arrested when going for a jog at around 2am
>>24708831
Why? I've never had police talk to me when I go night walking/jogging.
>>24708786
I do it when I'm bored.
>>24708786
>>24708831
Same thing happened to me but I had my ear buds in and I was on a Zombie Run app (don't ask) Cops were following me for 5 blocks and I didn't even notice them.
Is it okay to wake up at 9, and immediately start drinking?
>>24708665
that depends are you trying to commit slow passive suicide?
>>24708681
Only have pseudo depression f.am
It's fine as long as you drink just enough to tolerate the shit of the day. Only at the end of the day can you drink more to help sleep. If you drink more than that then you're an alcoholic.
Would you whiteknight for this slav girl /r9k/?
http://hybridtechcar.com/sadistic-sit-colony-three-years-trying-hang-classmate-8-photos-video/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9xIwnaLVE8
Gross, she looks like a Finn
>refugees are the problem
>>24708557
Slavs are subhuman anyway, so they are on-par with refugees