Let's be honest, if even just for a moment, /r9k/: You would, wouldn't you?
With long hair I would. I love to fuck though. Not sucking penis at all.
>Fat
Nope nope nope
Nope. Never. Ever.
Only dead drunk, emphasys on me being dead.
Correct OP image tonight lads edition
1st for waifus
>>24719632
>lab report due in tomorrow at 4pm
>still got 1k words to go
>not even started putting it in latex yet
Am I cutting it close or do you think I'll make it?
Anyone else get their Christmas bonus from the DWP?
Just woke up and got a double meat and cheese black and forest ham subway.
What are my fellow NEETS munching on?
If you're going to get double meat, wouldn't it make sense to get the most expensive sub?
Subway memes be shilling hard
>>24718571
I liked subway until they stopped serving hot pastrami melts.
Now im ordering from dominos. the 5.99 medium pizzas sure are nice, plus they bring it right to my door
We have a lot of /red flags for girls/ and also /red flags for boys/, but how about /red flags for robots/?
>He posts pepes from tumblr, still has the tumblr.jpg filename attached to it. Nothing worse than being a meme-rider
>he enjoys h3h3 reaction videos, filthy frank, and other normie youtubers
>he's into trannies or is a tranny himself/herself/xiself, being a tranny is one of the most normie things in 2015
>he starts, and posts...
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>he posts his skype, snapchat, other normie-tier social networks
>he goes in omegle threads expecting people to use camera and not text-chat
Fucking normies, i want someone to execute them in public.
i was a tranny way before it was meme
>he calls sadfrog "pepe"
Who's deleted normiebook here?
How is life without it?
I didn't even have one.
>>24718463
You're probably better off then. It's mainly just meme posts and bullshit on there.
>>24718412
I deleted mine 6 years ago, I think life would have been a lot worse with one because then I would have documented failure for everyone to come laugh at, but now I'm basically care free that shit seems so hard to keep up with
A thread for blacks to vent about whats on their minds without having to be called the "N" word every two seconds.
Whats bothering you or whats got you feeling good, fellow blackbots?
>tfw we wont have a black president in office pretty soon
>implying Ben Carson won't handily win the nomination and the general
>>24718207
>Thinking anyone other than Hillary is going to be the president in 2016.
Quit deluding yourself. It's already decided m8.
>>24718228
>hillary
>president of the united states
Pick one
even normies hate her and know she's fake,
Well I finally figured out how to lose weight. I just bought a bunch of 20mg adderall xr and I've been eating them for the past three days. I don't feel like eating anything anymore so I'm basically eating 700 calories a day at best because food has lost all its appeal to me. I'm basically running on coffee. Writing and recording more than ever and the soul crushing depression is just...gone. Holy shit. I now see why people love this shit. Hopefully I don't get addicted. This is the best drug I've ever taken.
Sorry, I just had to share....
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>>24717909
I'm happy for you anon. Also great choice of literature.
>>24717956
Thanks man. Have you read? This is my first time reading the uncut version of the stand. I've only read the uncut version but I enjoyed it immensely. Eager to see if the uncut version holds up.
>>24718004
*Have you read both?
Should I kill my father while he's sleeping as I accurately planned to do since months ago?
I don't mean to do some sort of 'perfect murder', the first thing I would do after I'm sure he's dead is calling the police to give myself up, I don't mind prison, I know how society works and I'm prepared to front the consequencies of my actions.
I live alone with him and he has quite a heavy sleep, I wouldn't even make him suffer too much, I was thinking of suffocating him.
- He has already stole my life. For the mind part I...
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>>24717111
Enjoy rape and numerous beating in the prison. Also no time to learn.
>>24717111
What exactly did your father do to you?
>>24717160
>rape
>beating
I live in Europe not in the US, or in Somalia for what matters.
Seriously, black girls are secretly thrilled to be seen with white guys. They rate you 2 points higher than white girls will(so a 4/10 is a 6/10 in their eyes.) I lived in Oakland, and my job had me spending a lot of time around cute, young black women. I got so much African pussy, I felt like a modern Ben Franklin.
>they rate you two points higher
i doubt that. Ugly is ugly to women
>black girls are secretly thrilled to be seen with white guys
i'd be embarrassed and feel like everyone sees me as a coalburner whore that hates my own race and wants to be called nigger in bed
>>24715511
Who are you kidding? It's obvious you're a lonely, bitter black woman trying to counter the black male white female propaganda. This board is full of them.
It's time for a rose thread.
>>24714732
he is cute...
>>24714778
Wait...so I've been fapping to a guy?
>>24714936
yes, a cute guy
I made an ugly pizza. I wanted to show it to somebody but I don't have any friends.
Look at it.
>>24712353
Looks good man. I'm proud of you.
-Dad
why are there fucking grapes on your pizza
Dunno, looks pretty tasty to me
>>24712379
Probably olives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIyZVf9yRTI
I think eggman loves being a meme
faces of meth
More like MADMAN
Why do people like clubbing?
Just went yesterday night for the first time with some of my normie friends from school. Walk in the club and can't hear shit then the night started out pretty much like pic related. I ended up getting incredibly drunk and apparently got thrown out. Woke up at 7am in a bus shelter.
I just don't understand how normies enjoy putting themselves through that shit.
Most of them are just there so horny men get to buy lots of expensive drinks for women, but some few have genuinely good music. When their posters primary advertise some drinks, it's a shitty club.
>>24708077
Because normal people don't bombard themselves with drinks and act irrational, also only certain people go to clubs.
because they are not autistic
Post our oneitis lads
>3-4 billion women on the planet
>oneitis
this is why you're alone.
>>24706478
me likey op I want a piece of that
>>24706478
The only one I want
Lets have a meme magic thread.
Everything you wish in this thread will come true. 2 wishes per poster, and the wishes have to be confined into the laws of reality. So no wishing dead people back, but you can wish for Donald Trump to be president or for a girlfriend.
The wishes can only work if we all believe that it will for ourselves and for each other. And our conscious state will alter reality and create that quantum pathway for ourselves to have the wishes come true.
Links adding proof to meme magic:
http://in5d.com/10-scientific-studies-that-prove-consciousness-can-alter-our-physical-material-world/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/peter-baksa/-can-thoughts-manipulate-_b_971869.html
http://www.social-consciousness.com/2013/01/mind-over-matter-secrets-of-human-aura.html
http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/2168517-princeton-university-proves-that-thought-influences-physical-reality
http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/10/21/us-science-universe-einstein-idUSKCN0SF2GQ20151021
http://www.techtimes.com/articles/98169/20151023/quantum-entanglement-is-real-experiment-shows-universe-is-spooky-proving-einstein-wrong.htm
1)I...
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>>24702684
1) I wish my band would get noticed
2) I wish I could get over my past failures and move on with my life
>>24702778
Your wishes are granted.
Your band will get noticed and your past failures are erased
>>24702684
1) i wish the girl i love will leave his bf and be me gf
2) i wish ill get the job