> tfw you become a beta orbiter
How do I escape? It's so nice to have a pretty girl who wants to talk to you
Ghost her. it's the only way.
>>24725002
>so nice to have a pretty girl who wants to talk to you
What's your definition of "beta orbiter"? If it's a pretty girl whom you would date if she returned interest, but whom you also value purely platonically and do not feel jealous or bad at all when you see her with another man, I wouldn't call that orbiter status. I have a female friend like that, although we definitely drifted apart as she got into a serious long-term we-will-probably-get-married relationship...
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>>24725002
needs more redheads like this, god damn
Why aren't there any girls out there who share the same interests I have and are willing to bond over them?
>Pic Related
>Ayn Rand
>Fate shit
>Mein Kampf
Because you have terrible taste in everything.
>>24724982
>Saber
>Rin
That's why.
I bet you haven't even red Tsukihime
Or watched Kara No Kyoukai.
A man that knows his type moon gets me wet, but secondaries like you should kill themselves.
Only commenting on the madokas. It's like how girls aren't really attracted to men that are into frilly dresses like they are.
Men and women are different, don't expect to date yourself with a hole to put your dick in. You don't have to have he some hobbies as someone you date.
The Subway threads are MAKING you want Subway. You're not "choosing" to want it.
This is literally how advertising works. Do you think they're thinking "well, they'll see our ads, but no matter how good we make them, they can always use their free will to undo the conditioning we're trying to give them. Best not spend too much on advertising".
No. They know what they're doing.
>>24724964
Actually, advertising has been proven to not work. Thats why big business pays more and more every year to up their advertising.
>>24725017
If it didn't work they would just quit doing it.
>>24724964
That's not what Free Will is you retard
GETS SO FUCKIN DARK IN HERE
I GOT THE NASTY IN MY TAXI
YOU NEED A LIFT?
YOU CAN SIT BETWEEN THE BACKSEAT AND MY DICK
>>24724961
cum cum fuq apart n her
GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD
YEAH FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD
FORE THIS REAL SHIT KICKED YOUR WHOLE CLIQUE TO THE CURB
WHAT WHAT
WHAT WHAT
BUT YOU CANT HEAR ME THO
The thread archived before I could respond. Are you still around?My email is [email protected]
sent mate. Enjoy
>>24725034
I did not get anything so I'm going to assume you're not him and are just rusing
>>24725181
no but I did report your email to ptp staff
>tfw even if a girl showed interest in me i would have no idea how to respond
I just ignore them and it develops into hate from there.
>tfw a girl says yes to meeting up but cut all contact cause to social anxiety to actually meet up irl
>>24724932
Girl - hey robot, I really like you. Have for a long time.
Robot - SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI.
Girl - W-what?
Robot - I dropped all my spaghetti on the four channel.
Girl runs, crying.
Robot goes back to making beeping noises while performing mindless repetitive tasks on the Internet.
> does anyone else feel weird clicking the "I'm not a robot" captcha? I've been wondering this for a while.
Why no Indian wifu?
Have you not given up yet on finding a gf?
Are you not a poorfag and have or are getting a useful degree?
Well you're in luck if you live in an area with a large Indian community.
Indian women are
>Loyal
>Smart
>Respectful
>Good social skills
>Hard working
>Horny
Nobody?
Alright, fine, I'll start:
D E S I G N A T ED
poo en loo
>>24724930
They all have princess complexes or are total prudes. Go for a latina
If humans are just compositions of trillions of molecules moving through space, how do ethics or religion mean anything?
>>24724913
>how do ethics or religion mean anything?
They don't. If you're religious in the modern-age you must have brain damage.
>>24724974
I see you're a bit of a skeptic
fuck this bait
tfw hafta get a job
>tfw can't get a job as been unemployed for several years
>>24724902
>didn't get a job when you were 15-18
>fucked over for life
Please end this societal hell
>tfw can't even find a job
>day six of nofap
>have a wet dream about sucking off a tranny
My mind is permanently lost to the jew porn, isn't it?
What a fucking gay boy bunny
>>24724858
I know that feel bro.
>tfw pervision got so strong I eventually ended up becoming the tranny
Stop rubbing your dick against the matress bro.
>"What are you doing in here anon? Youve been locked up in here all day your sister says. I do think that is not healthy"
BABY WANT MILK
>>24724867
>"Drink up anon, this is all you're gunna get till tomorrow though!"
Can you hug me plz
I thought the Islamic State was about giving betas a second chance. Now I hear they just send betas out to the slaughter while they take all the women for themselves.
I was hoping IS would be my ticket to a less beta life, to avoid becoming a genetic dead end.
>Now I hear they just send betas out to the slaughter while they take all the women for themselves.
No shit. It's a culture where a high-value male can have as many wives as he wants, what were you expecting?
>>24724834
free cheese is only in a mouse trap
>>24724871
In theory shouldn't there be less chads and staceys in the Islamic State?
Fuck you guys, you made this sound like a good idea.
>Got addicted to cough syrup
>Slowly became retarded from daily use
>Dropped out of school
>Finally got a date from okcupid but literally crapped my pants because DXM addiction ruined my body
>Just took a piss after not being able to for a day and a half and blood came out
>Have a bad fever too but can't stop taking it
>>24724823
I was addicted too, the best way to recover is to literally stop cold turkey as soon as possible. Your mind will hate being sober but eventually it will become more normal until you feel okay. The biggest thing is needing to keep yourself active and your mind off the Dxm, not playing vidya sitting around but being around friends or going for walks, reading, training a skill etc
DXM isn't addictive though?
You only ever hear about the yolo times on dxm, never the literal shitting of the pants times.
>>24725323 anything can be psychologically addictive to an addictive personality.
Stay away from drugs, kids. Anyone that refers to themselves as a "responsible drug user" is an addict.
https://cytu(.dot.)be/r/Merlin
Come and watch a film with other robots. Its comfy.
bump come watch bros
That is some great art, shame that it is pixelized for no good reason. The pixel art meme needs to end.
>>24724707
I cannot watch movies. Reading on 'meditation' and 'mindfulness' has made me unable to witness anything longer than a couple of minutes or not fast-paced enough without my mind undoing the focus itself, by interrupting itself with 'you are watching this', making focus on any sort of plot literally impossible.
>'Meditation is good for you!'
JUMPMAN JUMPMAN I DON'T NEED NO INTRODUCTION
Have any pics of wojack dancing?
BREAK THOSE LEGS OP BREAK EM
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO CALL I HIT MY DANCE LIKE USHA WHOO