4 IN MORNIN AND I'M ZONIN
THEY SAY IM POSSESSED
ITS AN OMEN
What does he mean when he says, "I KEEP IT 300"?
OPEN UP MY CHAKRAS
NOW IM SOARIN
autist here
how do i get weed
come visit me and eat fig newtons with me for a bit and I'll teach you the secret to obtaining this "weed" you speak of
Ask friends, use your brain and all of your cunning to make things happen.
>>24727394
If you're not in a state in which weed is legal, your only option is the black market.
who /onlychild/ here?
what was it like growing up as an oc for you?
>>24727388
I'm v selfish now. I wish I was a better person.
>>24727388
>>24727411
this is now a dubs thread
2 seconds, because your comment was not original
From what I remember, I was a pretty crazy kid. Never had too much trouble making friends and was decent looking. Once I hit puberty shit started to suck and I lost a lot of my boyish good looks. Its gotten a lot harder once you age, I don't have any more friends and feel completely alone.
When did this board became a common shit meme board full of non-virgins? Where can we virgins go to have a safe space?
Over a year ago. If you need to ask, you're one of them.
Oh wait, this is a troll thread. I'm a retard. Why am I still responding. I don't know.
>>24727237
>troll
Im a real robot you moron. How many times you put your dick in a vagina?
>>24727209
Wizchan but it's a little slow.
>match with a guy on tinder
>don't respond to his messages
female logic
>>24727123
you were probably too nice anyway.
>>24727123
She's just looking for an ego stroke, anon.
>look at all of these guys messaging me!
>look at all of these matches!
>I must be so desirable and interesting and attractive!
>I can pick and choose whoever I want to give attention to because I am so important!
Sounds like she's either busy or the guy said or did something to make her want to unswipe him.
>chad roommates are throwing a party in our living room
These drunk bitches and music are too loud. I'm trying to play some Fallout 4 but these normies are ruining it for me. I think I smell tobacco smoke too.
Should I call the cops and bust their party? Theres definitely underage kids here and weed.
>>24727084
>Fallout 4
you're a normie your damn self
maybe you should finally kill yourself you kissless virgin faggot, people are trying to have a good time in there.
just put on some headphones and stop being a faggot, unless you want all your stuff to disappear/get broken
I just lost my virginity
I don't caresaged
well why would you do that...........
christmas is upon us
>tfw I accidently killed a kitty cat yesterday
I dont feel particularly bad about it. Should I haved double tapped it? He was twitching pretty weird
How did it happen Mr.Kitty Killer?
>tumblr image file name
Lmfao
>>24727296
I got it from google
I ran over it. I wasnt even going fast, I was in first gear but the cat jumped in front of the car. Why would he do that?
>>24727343
Because he was suicidal
For me it's Warthunder. Nothing better than blasting krauts and americakucks out the sky
>>24727036
Superpower 2 here.
Shit's cash.
Runescape, plus theres lots of girls who talk to me
Its literally the best thing for my anxiety
>>24727165
what do you do in that game? blox
Loan Amount:
Major:
Employment Status:
Plan of Action:
>Loan Amount:21,850
>Major: Computer science
>Employment Status: employed 61k
>Plan of Action: stay employed and get a house someday
>>24726921
>Loan Amount:
Zero. My parents are paying for everything.
>Major:
Geosciences major with a concentration in Geographic Information Systems (GIS)
>Employment Status:
Part time fast food. Had a lab tech job this semester, but department probably won't have funds for it in the spring.
>Plan of Action:
Continue chipping away at degree (going back full time in spring) and enjoy...
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$22k
computer engineering
full time, $68k
try not to get fired, and eventually be rich enough to buy a Ukrainian mail order bride
>tried making lean out of robotussin
>just dumped the whole bottle and threw in candy and soda
>drank it
>actually worked
I'm getting pretty high fellas. What are you guys snorting/drinking/smoking/whatever tonight?
doing the ice bong, I slept all day and just woke up and now I'm here with you fgts/good folk. How's errybody doing?
Lean and DXM aren't even close to being the same thing i wish you faggots would stop with that dumb shit.
Reminder that cough syrup is a shit tier drug that should only be done once as a naive teenager
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_aRKeDfqYo
Even if you think you're a pathetic autist, at least be glad you're not this guy and didn't post your embarrassing shit online which brought you universal hatred.
>>24726849
i wish i looked like that guy though. he's pretty good looking and can grow a beard
but I am universally hated, just not interesting enough to be famous
>>24727086
>hated
I think you mean pitied
How can I get away with killing someone?
You already fucked up
Their a normal btw
>>24726813
Choose yourself as your victim.
Oh man, weed opens up a whole new dimension of self awareness inside my head.
I believe this will be most beneficial if I am to confidently approach better looking women than what I am accustomed to.
I'm 26 btw.
>>24726785
its too late, they really will make fun of you, all of them.
Yeah you were so great at making a good impression towards women sober, might as well approach them with glazed bloodshot eyes, smelling like weed, and mumbling random barely coherent thoughts of euphoria.
That'll surely work, OP.
>>24726785
Adds a level of self awareness for me too, but it makes me realize how much of a piece of shit I am, and i just think of all the shitty things ive done that have brought me where i am today. It's not fun.
Anyone here start bait threads just to laugh at the exchanges between other robots?
I love 4chams banter more than anything.
OP is a faglord
>>24726810
Shut up, you virgin faggot.
Go post some more memes, you kucklord.
Inb4 this thread turns into a massive argument