Have us robots ever done anything like that?
Were not *THAT* autistic okay?
we probably all have shitty singing voices from never talking to others
>>24729333
god i could just split anzu's hips and make her a quadraplegic with the erection i've got right now
Saying the word female, women, girl, gf should result in autosage
Stop talking about those whores already
what else are we going to talk about baka desu senpai
I agree, might make some of the normshits fuck off already since they won't be able to talk about their precious whore 'gf" or "ex".>>24729319
>ores
>>24729319
even better, mutes
and they're special ones that don't decrease
really random question but im curious. in crime stories/movies, why are little food places, like pizza places or chinese places, often considered as fronts for drugs and gang activity? does this have any truth to it in real life? and if so, why? why a pizza place, and not some other type of business?
>>24729302
Pizza place, might be a reference to Italian immigrants/culture, and by extension the Italian mafia. Pure hypothesis there, though.
Apart from that, no idea.
Lots of money laundry, everybody Knows that one little business with no costumers, that for some reason is still going for years, yep that's it
In my hometown there was a mexican restaurant that was a front for drug-dealing.
It's easy because you hand over money and they give you a to-go bag with drugs in it. Looks just like regular business. Real low key.
Hey anon, you want the last bite? It has my cooties on it! LOL
Die Roastie :')
>>24729258
give it to that guy behind you
somebody get this bitch a napkin
Do you believe that all people are either robots or normies? Or do you think there might be other categories?
well there's cyborgs of course.
Chads
Stacies
Normalfags
Failed normalfags
Robots
>>24729193
topkek on the image, senpai
>women think they can be loenly
insert that one comic here, you know the one
Women think?
Giving them a bit too much credit aren't you? lol
>"fembot"
>has boyfriend
Everytime
Is my birthday today. Should I be social?
Yes. Go for a walk or something if you have to.
Be social! Most normies will buy you alcohol if it's your birthday. You also have a 1/100 chance that a gril will suck your cock. Being alone on your birthday is the worst thing in the world. I know from 3 years of experience.
>>24729153
happy birthday anon, its also my birthday today
I smoked weed a few times for a week. It was my 1st time and... its really overrated. Its not like everyone told me. You don't see magical creatures or 'go into another dimension'.
No.
I just felt light headed and wanted to sleep. Thats all it was. Weed is fucking stupid.
>inb4 weed lmaos tell me I did something wrong or I am not deep inside weed smoking and damage controlling.
>>24729129
You need a highly concentrated edible for a magical buzz
Just smoking a joint makes you clear happy and relaxed
>>24729129
I've never even done weed, but whoever told you that you "see magical creatures" or "go into another dimension" was fucking retarded. I've never seen anybody proclaim that before. It's not fucking LSD.
>>24729205
You don't see magical creatures on LSD either dumbass
Drugs aren't magic
How is that job hunt going, robots?
>>24729039
i got a good job at papa johns
a good night of tips in 6 hours makes me 85 in tips alone plus 5 hourly. so its decent
it's not going
none of you NEET faggots even look
you probably browse over the first page of the google search "jobs in my area" but you are in reality, completely content with fucking mooching off your parents.
die
>>24729039
>tfw normie parents force you to go to debt school when all you want to do is be a wagekek
What does /r9k/ think of the red pill? I'm not talking about "redpill me on this or that." I'm talking about the red pill. The manosphere. Shit like r/TheRedPill and Return of Kings that teach betas to be alpha and to take no shit from women and how to be more attractive. How not to be a "nice guy." Do you subscribe to the ideology? Do you agree? Do you think it's bullshit? Is it hurtful? What is your view?
It's generally stupid and intolerable.
If I wanted psuedoscience, mindlessly extreme social conservatism, simplistic ideas, anger, and unwarranted self-importance, I'd visit a church.
>>24728978
> r/RedPill
get the fuck off of 4chan and go back to your homeland you douche
>>>/reddit/
TRP is about being as narcissistic as possible. It teaches you that you're always the victim and everyone else is just a tool for your happiness.
It's a disgusting way to live your life, and you will never have any true friends or someone who loves you if you do half the shit they recommend.
But if you want to bang super insecure, average girls, then it works.
>live with boyfriend and guy roommate
>guy roommate is very quiet
>he never starts a conversation with me or boyfriend
>he does most of the cleaning around the house
>he always looks pissed off or annoyed by something
>boyfriend and I are a bit scared of him even though he's drastically shorter than us (boyfriend is 6'2", I'm 5'10")
>we're...
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Well? Did you?
Based robro
>live with boyfriend
This is the type of whore that considers her self and calls herself a "fembot".
Women cant be lonely.
how do you get the attention of a qt weeb chick without being a faggot scene kid
be alpha
Ask her if she wants to watch Sword Art Online
Ask her to be your waifu
>tfw turn 24 years old today
>live with my parents, already pathetic enough
>parents are leaving this weekend
>normal people, hell normal teenagers, would have a party
>its the fucking weekend of my birthday and im 24 years old and still not doing anything
can i hire one of you to come kill me? please?
>>24728911
go out and get a fucking life you beta piece of garbage seriously
every time I come to /r9k/ it's a bunch of you little faggots whining about "wah!!! mah beta life is so teriblel!"
fuck off you kuck pieces of garbage
you know how to get better?
get the fuck off your computer and do something for fucks sake
go excercise
or go to bars and meet people
or go take classes in something you wanna do for FUUUUUUUUUUUUUKs sake
>but,...
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>>24728990
I'm beginning to feel what he said. I'm not OP, but I'm starting to feel like the loneliness and depression is getting to me and starting to inspire a change.
It feels awful because I was content being alone, but now that I'm about to turn 23 in Feb, I feel a sudden urge to change that and maybe look for new people. I already started the whole exercise stuff, and even have a job, but I was never good with people (Save for online friends).
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>>24728990
Ok so here's the thing with the whole "MUH BOOT STRAPS" i see hurled at these failures on /r9k/ that you've got to understand in the context of the time we live in.
Say this anon decided to get a job. well he would have to start with minimum wage dead end jobs that are now massively competitive, and with the rise of living costs that means he's still at his parents until he can get better work. Now say he wants to get back in school, but his math skills are subpar because the education system didn't prepare him well enough to the level where he could attain a working knowledge that would set him on the path to a STEM degree, he has a strong knowledge of the humanities as they're highly emphasized in secondary education by the bourgeoisie liberal elites, so while he was online learning plenty about history, politics etc. none of those degrees are worth anything therefore he can either get a useless degree or flunk out attempting to get a useful one. Now maybe he learns a trade and manages to get into a union and earn a living wage, well assuming he's a white straight male he is now considered the bane of society, women won't be interested in him unless he conforms to their culturally inherited absurd standards that the neo-dworkin feminists are pushing, so making a family is out of the question, plus with those grueling hours on the job he barley has any time after to work to eat dinner and get a full nights rest, and he's too worn out from working himself to death to do anything hobby related beyond hulu oxycotin and beer. And all the while inflation and instability creates a significantly less fulfilling, meaningful and comfortable lifestyle compared to the same one afforded to his parents. And even if he gets lucky and lands a career that is truly fulfilling, pensions don't hardly exist any longer and employees are seen as disposable, so as soon as someone who is even just slightly better comes along he's gone.
how do you deal with the crippiling lonliness and depression /r9k/?
I like to run track
Nothing makes me feel better then running
Watching vlogs and videos of other people being happy.
God, I'm so pathetic.
I started melting aluminum and I'm getting a lathe
Keep it up OP. The only 2 times I've started running, I've ended up with a GF. Don't give up. There is hope for you yet.
Even sports make me suicidal.
Sports are overrated. No one remembers the Chads on the football team. Half of them will OD or an hero before they are 22. As long as you are not a 300 pound virgin autist, it'll be OK. Speaking from experience as a former 220 pound autist who managed to get laid. Wake up early and go for a jog at 8 AM.
>>24728781
Sorry lionsbro. That was pretty bullshit.
>>24728889
Seriously, though, what do you do when sports are your life, but the team you devote your life to makes you miserable?