Ideal mate thread
> male
> over 21
> decent looking
> not obese
> good hygeine
> has a good job and is hardworking
> emotionally supportive
> does not drink at all
> does not do any drugs
> good leader
> never yells, screams,...
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>male or masculine demeanor
>will be loyal and love me
>>24728684
I don't believe you.
I fit everything but no drinking/virgin.
>>24728708
I am serious
But I really really hate alcohol, so even drinking a little doesn't sit well with me
>You sit in your room, eating your tendies
>While she gets gangbanged by chads, feeling the 10 Ds
Who cares anymore.
>You walk her to class
>Chad unloads in her ass
>You plan a date with her
>Chad gets to mate with her
Semesters ending soon. how are you holding up?
still got 5 months, mate
gotta pull my grades up though, currently scraping by on F's
Easy as shit semester besides the long ass paper I had to do. I'm ready for the next one.
>>24692521
Procastinating and playing video games like usual
>finals start next week
How do women get white collar jobs so easily?
Nearly every single women from my class generation is now employed while i am unable to find literally even unpaid internships.
It's obviously not sex, because I doubt these woman put out for their boss. So what is it then?
Quotas.
That is it. The only reason.
>>24738144
Blowjobs for the thirsty middle management tbqh
>>24738144
because women are more suited for any HR/service job of prestigious institutions and that shit counts as white collar already.
>"Thanks for taking me to your favorite sandwich place Anon. Can I really have whatever I want made for me by a real life sandwich artist? We don't have these in Norway!"
But they do have them in Norway.
>>24738089
They have delis in Norway, idiot. They're better than Subway, too
>>24738107
she's flirting with you, you dip
how does being a virgin make you feel ?
crushed my heart when i was 14
>>24737907
I am not.
Soo i dont know.
thats an ugly vagina
man NBA basketball doesnt start for another 7 hours. wtf am i supose to do til then
Wow a sports robot.
I enjoy the mavs
>>24737869
nigger stuff.
Rob a store? Run from the cops until you get shot?
Get high?
Why are you guys so delusional? Why are you expecting the perfect girl to show up at your door? Every thread that talks about girls, I see a bunch of people talking about how they're just WAITING for the virgin girl who will love them unconditionally despite all of their massive flaws. That's not gonna happen, guys, women aren't tools for your amusement.
And I'm no normie here, either, I'm a kissless virgin just like you (though I'm only 18). But at least I'm trying to better myself instead of laying around all day lamenting about my...
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>>24737524
That girl is very pretty. I want to touch her
They have yet to grow out of the "my future relationship will be a fairy tale" mindset. They're about as mature as a 6 year old girl who's dreaming about prince charming on his white steed carrying her away in the sunset.
>>24737524
Sounds like ur talkig about the women on this board, literal spitting image.
I done it again /r9k/ fml
>Be in 5k race
>Meet QT 3.14 while streching
>Conversation goes well
>Like really well
>We get so attached
>I challenge her to a race
>I win and take her to lunch
>While we're eating she talks to me about her job
>She metions she's Bi coastalComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Not your fault anon, these days it could of meant that she sexually identified as a fucking beach or something
Talking about sex on your very first sit down interaction with someone.
Come on. Not doing that is just common sense.
>>24737404
>>24737287
I talk about sex on first dates all the time. If you are confident and teasing it works well.
Does anyone else hate this faggot as much as I do? He just strikes me as a smug, fart sniffing douchebag. He's like the male Zooey Deschanel.
The Night Before was a piece of shit and so was 500 Days of Summer, in no small part because of this cocksucker.
>>24737273
hothead/10
someone should get him outta here
if you know the names of celebrities and their personalities and shit, you're a fucking normalfag. no question about it, only they concern themselves with stupid shit like hollywood stars.
I'm going to a party later.
How does this make you feel, /r9k/?
>>24737170
lmao spiders can't play video games m8
>>24737170
That's a big tarantula
>>24737204
kek
>>24737170
doesn't make me feel anything, parties happen all the time and they're shit once you leave school, have fun OP
Illegal immigrant eating lunch
Is this the Chinese cartoon forum
Pues si primo aqui es...
Lo que es el autismo no.
>>24737236
Que onda compa, que dice el Chinese cartoon baka?
>>24737140
Whats wrong with mexico?
>at work
>big black HR lady always flirts with me
>yesterday she winks at me and says "hey baby" while I'm walking by
>can't file a complaint to HR for harrassment
Anyone ever have a similar situation?
>not going for the free pussy
>>24737007
can't handle the bantz irl lmao
>>24737026
>big black lady
I don't think you understand, internet man.
/basketball/
discuss the greatest sport of all time ITT
>>24736998
>greatest sport of all time
>every point looks the same
>only tall people can play properly
try again
stop making these shit bball threads over and over mate. go to /sp/
>>24736998
RBL
B
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WE GOT NIGGAS WORLDWIDE WE RUN THIS SHIT
>23 years old manlet virgin with a 4" pencil dick
>into femdom
>finally found a tall girl who likes me and is into femdom too
am I still a robot? Technically I'm still a virgin but I get to eat pussy on a daily basis, so I'm not sure if this is considered as "sex, or if she's a "gf"
she's also a keyholder, I have to be in chastity when I'm with her if this matters
>am I still a robot?
is this even a question?
>>24736652
y-yes
original desu senpaikek
Tell us more about it, OP. I'm a huge fan of femdom as well, my 2D porn is all about it.