What vidya does /r9k/ play?
I'm playing FF13, Witcher 3 and recently completed Bioshock Infinite.
Unforunately I fell for the Overwatch meme and well it's getting kinda repetitive now. Mainly because I suck at it.
>>29677832
I play league of legends and masturbate to interracial porn pretty much 90% of my daily life
Bioshock Infinite is probably the worst game I have ever played all the way through. I have no idea how the people responsible for the first game in the series could fuck up so hard.
>>29677871
Yeah there seems to be some contradictions in the plot line but, it seems to happen frequently with games/stories that employ this kind of plot device.
>finally got into uni, studying archeology
>it's just boring books and history
>drop it after 3 weeks
Being NEET is the right choice, it seems. The society that led me to believe archeology is about whipping ancient temples and recovering artifacts should to pay for my suffering.
>>29677825
Really wish I went to school for archaeology. Fell for the stem meme now working retail wishing a swift demise
how does it feel being 11?
>>29677825
Tell is then what real archaeology is.
>Who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies! He ate all the pies! He ate all the pies!
Is this a more modern rendition ofwho stole the cookies?
>>29677800
>ME ME PICKLE-PEE
>ME ME PUMP-A-RUM
>>29677836
>tfw you will never pump her rump full of cum
I pull the strings on this board.
Everything you see here is an illusion carefully crafted by me to fuck with you pathetic little roaches.
You are all pawns in my game.
>>29677792
cockroaches trigger me, i am afraid of all insects can we please not talk about them.
>>29678525
Too bad, roach.
>>29677792
*cuts your strings*
Pssh..you really thought something as simple as that would contain me?
6 more months and I'll be a wizard. I've had my first gf last year (it lasted 3 months) but we didn't have sex.
Is it too late for me? Should I just give up on girls forever?
How does that actually work, giving up on girls/sex. Like, I was (alone) in the public bath today and I saw all these girls and all I could think about was doing lewd stuff with them.
what were you and this gf doing for three months?
>>29677785
Lots of stuff. I visited her often, we took a trip together to Paris, we did some sport together, watched movies, I met her mom and siblings, the list goes on and on.
We live like 700 miles apart so we only saw each other like 2 times a month for a couple of days. So after 2 months we were actually ready to have sex that's when she got sick and started feeling weird/depressed. It got worse and then she said she no longer wanted to be in relationship.
I'm glad because she was really not my...
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>>29677864
>after 2 months we were actually ready to have sex
>that's when she got sick
yeah, you sound like a wizard. did you at least get some cuddling in?
>female friends talking about how they want an ambitious man that is just as educated and hardworking as they are
>they constantly make Facebook/Twitter posts about the 'losers', 'manchildren', and 'fukbois', that try hitting on them
>surprised when women don't know what they want
>>29677752
>an ambitious man that is just as educated and hardworking as they are
The funny part is that if they follow through with this, they cry about him not paying enough attention to them and use it as a justification for cheating.
>>29677752
They're in for a shock. The top 10% of men are only in it for pump and dumps until they hit 35 when they settle with a good looking, younger girl
Also, there are more women graduating than men now (it's like 60-40 or something) so all these women will be competing for an even smaller pool of men
While all this happens, we can just sit back and watch as society crumbles
Whoever op was the thread archived after you asked for my kik I don't think u saw it so I'm searching for u
>>29677718
Let's be real here anon. There are no fembots and they don't want to kik you or talk to you.
>>29677718
>>>>>>>/soc/
Get the fuck out of here you fucking normie scum. What the fuck is wrong with you.
Sage. And reported.
>>29677987
She asked for.it though anonon
The only thing that turns me on anymore is that thought of getting a long, enthusiastic blowjob and cumming hard inside a girl's mouth. I don't have interest in anything else sexual and my fantasy is probably more unrealistic now than just benis in vagoo. How do I fix it?
>>29677702
Force yourself to jack off to other stuff.
>>29677702
kek I get that. It must be pretty great. But probably only something they enjoy doing to alphas. It's hot (and weird) how they can get into it and enjoy it, but I probably can't have that effect on them.
I don't even care anymore. I'm getting pretty turned on by the idea of eating a girl out and fondling her all over now desu.
>>29677736
Tried it, it still doesn't do anything for me.
>>29678230
That's probably the worst feel, finding a girl who will let you stick it in is hard but not impossible, but if you're not Chad no girl will be eager to blow and please you.
>eye color: brown
>>29677654
Nobody has ever went "nice green eyes wow" to me so you're alright it doesn't actually matter because its so insignificant
>he fell for the white beauty standards meme
normie af also corpse eyes are disgusting
>brown eyes
>brown hair
>mixed
k-kill me lads no one is ever gonna love me
>Hey, Anon. That's a yummy looking cupcake that you're about to eat. Mind if I step on it?
>wanting this for any other reason than to eat the cupcakes off of her toes
>>29677645
where can I find a video of this or any other like it?
Cupcakes are literally shit tier.
Doughnuts are infinitely better.
Your darkest thoughts ITT. Let it out guys
I want to shoot up my old workplace with an MP40. I don't wanna even kill anyone, just terrorize them and cause enough damage for people to be unemployed for a while.
>>29677543
if my life ever gets irredeemably fucked up, I'm going to look up my high school bullies and kill their children, or them if they don't have any.
I want to go to Bellevue cemetery in Nebraska and steal Robert Hawkins mandible
I'm just waiting until my parents pass and then I'll kill myself because I'm bored with existing in this reality.
If a female mocks the size of your penis after revealing it to her for the first time before intimacy, what is the appropriate response of action to give?
>>29677519
fuck her then never talk to her again
Wake up and cry bitterly.
>>29677519
Sucker punch her in the baby maker
There are people on this board right now that have felt the touch of a woman who loves them.
God is dead
It's not as incredible as you would expect.
>>29677502
I pushed her away with my constant self hatred, disdain for the world, and general faggotry.
Now she hates me
Yay!
I've never had a woman love me, but I'd fooled around and had sex a few times. I'm miserable.
>tfw no nationalist wife who wants kids and a house
Someday I'm going to buy some land and build a monastic-like commune there where you can all come to detox and cleanse yourselves from the worries and troubles of modern life.
There will be no TV, no internet, no drugs, no alcohol (maybe a little). No women.
We will spend our days enjoying simple pleasures such as chopping wood, weaving, calligraphy, reading books, making soap, candles and jewellery and brewing mead/ale. We can have some chickens and bee hives. We can then take our finished products to market and sell it all, with the money we can buy food...
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I wouldn't want to be around you guys to be honest
most of you are narcissist autists because you consume so much self insert anime and videogames
also without porn and tissues you'd be all jerking off all over the damn place
>>29677428
I would be on board with you, but you said no drugs and I kinda lost all interest.
>>29677428
Reminder that the Russian government is handing out land for free in the Far East department
Sakhalin is like Japan but comfier
let's go lads
>>29677540
I hope Rodrigo duterte throws you out a helicopter
Is there a more perfect video game?
inb4 shitty movie-games
Super Metroid
Dragon's Dogma
Bloodborne
>>29677418
chrono trigger
secret of mana
homm 3
red alert 1
diablo 2
smb 3
That's not even the best Mario game.